Caller: Eric, M, ?

Summary: does an ‘impression’ (more like a 3 minute mockery) of Adam that has Adam and Dr. Drew snorting.

- posted by nitro251 13 years ago

Caller: Mitch, M, 17, N/A

Summary: Wants to have anal sex with his girlfriend. Continuously begins his sentences with "Ummmm"; Adam and Dr. Drew make fun of the kid.

- posted by proudcdnguy 8 years ago

Caller: Lorene, F, 20

Summary: Phone actress has problem with customers finishing too quickly. Famous "Holocaust call."

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: James, M, 21

Summary: Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 1)

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: Michael, M, 31, Boise

Summary: Michael: "I just recently got out of my relationship, and I was just trying to figure out if there was ever any love in th--" Adam: "No."

- posted by blorgus 12 years ago

Caller: Michelle, F, 16

Summary: Was sexually abused by 35 y-o uncle and others. In denial. Didn't want her therapist to report anything. (Follow-up call.)

- posted by rlfstr 9 years ago

Caller: Patrick, M, 23

Summary: Is dating a girl who only likes the “mercenary” position. Wants to spice things up. Classic call. Hosts have fun with the mute button.

- posted by 12 years ago

Caller: Ryan, M

Summary: Wants to know about the correlation between addiction and ADD...

- posted by Lynnskie 12 years ago

Caller: Justin, M, 15

Summary: Wants to know if he still has his virginity if he's masturbated.

- posted by godlovesugly 13 years ago

Caller: Rodge, M

Summary: Likes to masturbate outside and let mosquitoes bite his **** while he does it. Call ends quickly...

- posted by Lynnskie 12 years ago

Caller: ricky, M

Summary: wants to know if the bong water he drank will show up on his drug test.

- posted by nickmaynard 13 years ago

Caller: Brian, M, 22

Summary: Uses Viagra recreationally. Adam has a conversation with his penis and balls.

- posted by spinfly 13 years ago

Caller: Damian, M, 18, Minneapolis, MN

Summary: Addicted to playing Bill Walsh College Football 95' on Sega to the point where his girlfriend is going to leave him.

- posted by AceRockola 3 years ago

Caller: Kristen, F, 19

Summary: Asks about sinkers and floaters, leads to a great veal or venison bit.

- posted by Lance 12 years ago

Caller: Marina, F

Summary: Pamela's mother calls in; she accidently dialed a lesbian sex line when trying to call 1-800-LOVE-191.

- posted by proudcdnguy 8 years ago

Caller: Doug, M, 28, Texas

Summary: Can’t meet women and has sex with his goat. Drew recommends using a condom. (Part 1)

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: James, M, 21

Summary: Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 3)

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: matt, M

Summary: wants to know what they think of premarital sex.

- posted by nickmaynard 13 years ago

Caller: Elizabeth, F, 17

Summary: Has a strong odor downstairs, but doesn't think she got an infection from the guy because "he just got out of prison."

- posted by 11 years ago

Caller: Robert Downey Jr., M, 38, Montreal

Summary: Robert Downey Jr. calls in to tease his (separated) wife Deborah. It is an entertaining call. They finalized their divorce 4/26/04

- posted by twinkiehole 2 years ago

Caller: Nancy, F, 30

Summary: Funny big boob call, buzzed woman wants to find nice "Jewish" guy like Adam... HAHA

- posted by brio50 13 years ago

Caller: Mike, M, 22

Summary: Mike is a former civil war reenactor. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend gets off on popping beach balls.

- posted by delirium-tremens 13 years ago

Caller: Charlotte, F, 16

Summary: This is multiple-time bogus caller Miriam. She claims to be pregnant with twins.

- posted by proudcdnguy 11 years ago

Caller: Janaene, F, 40

Summary: Her boyfriend " Big Daddy Cat" cannot ejaculate unless his toes are pointed. Has 6 sons w/ 2 different men. Has that raspy voice.

- posted by proudcdnguy 5 years ago

Caller: Karen, F, 22

Summary: Cuts herself, wants to know why she enjoys it. (Part 1)

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: Eric, M, 36

Summary: Wants to try mail-order brides.

- posted by gnerdrage 12 years ago

Caller: Karen, F, 22

Summary: Cuts herself, wants to know why she enjoys it. (Part 2)

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: Nick, M

Summary: Can't figure out he's on the air. Is promptly put back on hold.

- posted by 12 years ago

Caller: Suzy, F, 19, Fresno, California

Summary:

Her "little girl" voice is immediately noticeable. Drew asks her to recite the ABCs. Anderson often uses this voice as a drop in the future.

- posted by proudcdnguy 10 years ago

Caller: James, M, 21

Summary: Zoosexual has "consensual" sex with his dog, Brute. Everyone is revolted. (Part 2)

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: Eva, F, 73

Summary: Has advice for people having sex with virgins. Is a huge fan of the show. They talk about her 6 week honeymoon and their inventive sex.

- posted by 12 years ago

Caller: Emily, F, 16

Summary: Was kidnapped and raped by a mentally retarded, cat loving neighbor when she was a few years old. Call cuts out.

- posted by rlfstr 9 years ago

Caller: Kate, F, 28, Midwest

Summary: Kate's a vet who drinks Mt Dew & Sunny D. The guys deem it a product of the midwest. Kate applauds Adam for knowing what a whippet is.

- posted by saltydog75 8 years ago

Caller: Nick, M, 38, NYC

Summary: 15yo Michael wants to marry he his 14yo girlfriend who he has only hung out with a couple times and hasn't seen her in 2 months

- posted by nickvanwoert 7 years ago

Caller: Page, F

Summary: Talking with her friend without realizing that she’s on the air. The guys bet on when she’s going to cuss.

- posted by Ironblood 6 years ago

Caller: Doug, M, 28, Texas

Summary: Can't meet women and has sex with his goat. Drew recommends using a condom. (Part 2)

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: Michelle, F, 25

Summary: Her obese boyfriend is well groomed, but has a small penis. Caller is incredibly stupid.

- posted by 11 years ago

Caller: Art, M, 17

Summary: Can't breathe when he gives his girlfriend oral sex.

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: Doug, M, 28, Texas

Summary: Can't meet women and has sex with his goat. Drew recommends using a condom. (Part 3)

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: Nick, M, 18

Summary: Wants Sarah McLachlan as a guest. Discusses rainbow symbolism.

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: Tina, F, 24

Summary: Her father murdered her mother, then killed himself...goes on to tell several more horrific stories from childhood, sees no point in therapy

- posted by BMacC 10 years ago

Caller: Gomez, M

Summary: Either on speed or manic. Talks a mile a minute. Ex military. Never get to the question.

- posted by 9 years ago

Caller: Katie & Val, F, 14

Summary: A bisexual friend is pushy with them.

- posted by spinfly 14 years ago

Caller: , M

Summary: LOVELINE FASTEST GROWING OUTLAW RADIO IN NORTH AMERICA!

- posted by hazardjackson 7 years ago

Caller: Shawn, M, 19

Summary: Was doing a bong load right when they got to him. He gave himself a tattoo.

- posted by Belpit 10 years ago

Caller: Louis, M

Summary: Snoring call.

- posted by Ironblood 6 years ago

Caller: Dan, M, 21

Summary: What is Drew's opinion on 7 day treatment for heroin addiction, Naltrexone implants?

- posted by rlfstr 9 years ago

Caller: Randy, F, 17

Summary: Boyfriend thinks she's easy. Refuses to have sex and doesn't want children. 13th Child. Adopted. Her father is her brother. CHAOS!

- posted by 10 years ago

Caller: Bryan, M

Summary: Has extremely large nuts and they slap on his thighs when he's running track and field.

- posted by proudcdnguy 6 years ago

Caller: Nicole, F, 15

Summary: Caller backs out from talking to Adam and Drew because her Mom is in the room. The Mom takes the phone and tries to find out what's going on

- posted by blinkskaterkc 11 years ago

Summary: Quick story of when Adam built Drew’s son a pinewood derby car. Drew yelling at his son Jordan to thank Adam: “YOU THANK HIM!!!!!”

- posted by 7 years ago

Summary: LOL Adam tries to bust the security guard napping…Dr.Drew narrates…

- posted by Lynnskie 12 years ago

Summary: Funniest "rape is not a violent crime" rendition.

- posted by 7 years ago

Summary: Dr. Drew Boogie by request.

- posted by 12 years ago

Summary: DAG breaks into a HILARIOUS bit where he takes the names of pharmaceuticals and turns them into the names of black children. F’ing great!

- posted by mrblondegk 12 years ago

Summary: Adam and Drew both write down what percentage of guys they think have masturbated at work: Adam writes 61%, Drew writes 60%. Sympatico!

- posted by 7 years ago

Summary: Adam explains his idea of "Pow" (Pig-Cow Hybrid) with Dr. Drew.

- posted by Wafflegeddon 7 years ago

Summary: Origin of the "He should have his hands cut off" drop.

- posted by proudcdnguy 8 years ago

Summary: Decent Lightning Round. Just weather, though. No traffic.

- posted by spinfly 7 years ago

Summary: Funny halloween jag by Adam. Girls who “slut it up” and guys who work out always having their shirts off.

- posted by 7 years ago

Summary: Book Recommendation - Female Perversions by Louise Kaplan

- posted by jaywalker 5 years ago

Summary: Print Shop Eric does his Adam impression again, always funny.

- posted by 7 years ago

Summary: Adam tells the story of how he drove his car off of a tow truck with former Man Show director, Tom Stern.

- posted by Wafflegeddon 7 years ago

Summary: Rasputin reference during a psychic impersonation by Adam that cracks Drew up.

- posted by 7 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/ads.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: Caller sends in a list of Top 20 Loveline Moments and the guys go over a few.

- posted by 7 years ago

Summary: Adam explains why sensible government regulation should not be feared out of paranoia. Drew has weak free-market argument.

- posted by elgrayso 7 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/ads.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: One of Adam's best clapping "break downs" "take a knee" motivational moments

- posted by sonnylovesline 7 years ago

Summary: Culver City Police Department arrives and administers a sobriety test.

- posted by twinkiehole 2 years ago

Summary: Adam makes reference to the test Drew administered for warts on 7/19/2000 (Molly Sims); Adam was vindicated.

- posted by twinkiehole 2 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/ads.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/ads.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: Ad intro.

- posted by AdamFan123 2 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/ads.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/ads.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/ads.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/ads.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: Contains Podcast One intro/outro.

- posted by AdamFan123 3 years ago

Summary: The debut of "hobo power." Tom DeLonge seems to have been the one to first suggest the term. Drew predicts it will be forgotten.

- posted by twinkiehole 3 years ago

Summary: Adam makes a hilarious rant about the Japanese in WW2. 10/10

- posted by master0fn0ne1337 1 year ago