Tuesday, September 9th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
adam does a pete puma impression
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.83 MB
Length: 1:31:23
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
around 34-46 min caller works at Haunted House where she had sex.
Adam says : ” Yeah I had nailed a werewolf, corn holed a mummy when I was..
good stuff, solid episode.
“corn-holed a mummy when i was 15
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Adam late for this show. First 15 mins are just Drew on his own.
cyber adam starts off slow, but he picks up steam
This is a funny show. Towards the end of the episode, they realize that they have been drinking decaf coffee. Adam then loses his ability to put people on hold or move. Good times.
Adam talks about running into a Hollywood casting director. He was describing how he was gay and flustered and how there’s nothing better than a gay flustered guy.
Drew wonders why he was meeting with a casting director. Turns out Adam was auditioning for the role of “fat cop” in the Jimmy Fallon/Queen Latifah movie “Taxi.” He says it didn’t go well but they fluffed him up anyway. He told them not to blow smoke. He knows he didn’t get it and further, doesn’t care. He’s got enough gigs as it is. He says it’s actually fun to see a movie he auditioned for come out in theaters. He auditioned for a small role in Saving Private Ryan. He didn’t say which one. This gets them talking about Drew’s movie “New York Minute” with the Olson Twins.
Adam: “Drew this is gonna sound kind of weird….but do you think they menstruate at the same time?”
Drew: “………probably.”
Adam: “Ugh you’re sick for thinking of that.”
By the way, according to IMDB, the role of “fat cop” went to an actor named I.N. Sierros.
A girl calls in who asks why Adam isn’t running for Governor of California. This gets him ranting on politicians, specifically Arnold Schwarzenegger, who of course is soon elected to be Governor of California.
Adam: “He’s just up there with these stupid platitudes about being a family man every ten seconds. There’s nothing worse than a candidate who gets up there and says “you know when I go home I tell my kids…” ah just shut the F up! They talk way too much about their faith, their God, their kids, and they respect their wife too much when you know they don’t respect them at all and they’re out on the road banging secretaries.”
This is especially prescient now that we know that Arnold fathered a child with his Spanish house keeper.
Later, Adam ponders the age-old question of whether or not your cum would freeze before it hit the ground if you masturbated in Alaska.
“I cornholed a mummy when I was 15.”
Drew is a horrible host on his own. Without Adam there he seems like even more of an asshole, which I didn’t think was possible.
If you want to skip the Drew hosted train wreck go to: 0:22:19
This show is a good example of why Drew needs someone else there with him. I love Drew but every now and then he completely misses the point of the call or the emotion behind a person’s question. At about 12 minutes in a guy calls in and says his gf had an abortion and he now feels guilty and drew spends a ton of time trying to figure out why. Really? Is it that surprising that a dude who just felt like he had a hand in killing his unborn child might be experiencing some emotions about it? The dude feels bad. It happens. Regardless of how you feel about abortion.
I love Drew but sometimes he misses the boat on things and has this oddly inhuman quality about him where he just doesn’t “get” what the callers are saying. I think a lot of doctors have this quality about them though.
This call stood out to me, too. Drew makes him feel bad for having feelings and at the end questions whether it was actually real.
Cyber Adam is bizarrely hilarious:
Caller: I wanna know why my hymen has never broken and I’ve never bled or anything.
Cyber adam: that’s why YOU make make the big bucks.
Ugh. More prescience from Drew. “You can’t be satisfied unless reality conforms with what you want, and if reality doesn’t conform, whoever tells you what reality is is at fault…” Adam and Drew have been warning us about what havoc narcissism and the cycle of abuse and and a culture of self-indulgence would wreak for decades.