Sunday, August 1st, 1999 - #1001
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
CLL #1001 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)
08/01/1999 – Sunday Night Show
Source – XJosh VHS Tape (2023) with a Matty Tape (2015) Patch
This is a new export and merging of both known sources, Adam tells the Teen Choice Awards story of when they presented with Daisy Fuentes and the guys go over the 1999 Celebrity Baseball game, including meeting their new buddy Gary Marshall who is booked for the next episode. This episode is nearly 100% complete just missing a few seconds off the top of the show, now with a huge audio upgrade thanks to the Matty tape, the patch used from the old JBJ tape has been pitch corrected to better match the new audio. This episode has a hilarious call from a kid with hair growing out of his urethra, a possible early appearance by notorious serial bogus caller and frequent violator of the Geneva Convention of Bogosity "Miriam" during the first segment and another great call from a prison guard. Sadly CLL #1000 and CLL #1002 (feat. Gary Marshall) are lost to time, likely forever. (not Anymore past me!)
Adam tells the celebrity baseball game story and the Teen Choice Awards story. A prison guard calls in, which leads to a good rant by Adam about serial killers being allowed to sire children from death row.
Recording Info:
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Size: 181.68 MB
Length: 1:36:39
Bitrate: 256kb/s CBR
Adam tells the celebrity baseball game story and the Teen Choice Awards story. A prison guard calls in, which leads to a good rant by Adam about serial killers being allowed to sire children from death row.
Best telling of the celebrity softball game ever! Huge laughs
18:30 – an ad for the original Taco Bell chihuahua! I love when these “moment in time” ads are left in.
Kid calls in who has a hair growing out of the tip of his penis. Specifically, it’s growing out of the hole. He pulled it out and it grew back in about 4 days.
Adam: “Nicholas, are you able to look down the business end of your penis. I mean shine a light down there and take a look. Just pinch it open like one of those change purses. I would look down there and see where it’s growing from. See if there’s a mole down there or something.”
Nicholas: “Well, I don’t have any other moles or warts on my body.”
Adam: “Alright, but you got hair growing out of your prick Nicholas.”
The way he says that last sentence is hilariously condescending.
Girl calls in to talk about her ex-boyfriend who still calls her to get together and make out and what not. She says it’s hard to leave him completely because:
Caller: “We have a godchild together. We baptized a baby so that’s hard for me too because I’m always seeing him at get-togethers.”
Adam: “Hold on a second, what do you mean you have a godchild together?”
Caller: “Okay well we baptized a baby together.”
Adam: “Whose baby?”
Caller: “It’s his best friend’s baby.”
Adam: “Alright, that’s his godbaby. You’re just the old girlfriend.”
Caller: “Yeah but still. I’m not gonna just diss my godchild…”
Adam: “That’s not your godchild!”
Caller: “Yeah it is. I’m the nina, they chose me as the nina.”
Adam: “I don’t care if you’re the Pinta and the Santa Maria. It’s his godchild.”
Later, Adam tells the story of him and Drew presenting at the Teen Choice Awards and how he didn’t show up for the rehearsal because how hard is it to walk out onto a stage. When it was their turn to get up there and present, he proceeded to walk out and go directly to the wrong podium.
They were presenting with Daisy Fuentes, who was on MTV at the time. Two seconds before walking out there Adam tells her, “alright, we’re not reading what they have in the teleprompter.” She asked “well then what are we gonna say?” He told her to just relax and have fun with it. It turned out the teleprompter banter was all about Daisy. So essentially Adam hijacked her moment and all she got to do was open the envelope.
14:40 Serial Prank Caller Miriam. Very early appearance.
Awesome show. Adam is raging, still coming down from a confrontation with the celebrity baseball coach and his teen choice announcements. Makes for a good ep. Five Stars worth.
super douche nozzle calls in complaining his penis is too big, wants to know if he can get reduction surgery, claims he’s REALLY good looking, but he’s not bragging of course, prefect example of what Adam would call the reason why women hate men
I don’t think adam is lying too much, but I think his dodgers celebrity game story is greatly exaggerated. I’ve never come across a person so blatantly rude and ignorant as adam is describing the coach, so it’s hard to believe he was really that big of a dick. I think it just makes for a better story this way. And I certainly don’t believe the kiss my ass back and froths they had. When men have a standoff like that it usually comes to blows. How did this one supposedly resolve itself?? Adam conveniently doesn’t says just expects us to believe this story.
Gotta love these older shows. There are some great rants and gotta love the call from the jail guard.
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