Thursday, July 29th, 1999 - #1000
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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CLL #1000 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)
07/29/1999 – Thursday Night Show
Source – XJosh VHS Tape (2023)
This episode is 99.9% complete, just missing a few second off the top of the show. This episode has been missing since it originally aired over 24 years ago, Adam goes over the script they received for the upcoming Teen Choice Awards.
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Loveline: July 29, 1999 “The script to the Teen Choice Awards”
Adam: We have the uh, script to the um, Teen uh, Teen, um..What the hell is this again?
Drew: Teen Choice Awards
Adam: Teen Choice Awards Yes,
Drew: My favorite part about this though is that there is that ever present question, “So what’s the weirdest question you’ve ever been asked”
Adam: Right
Drew: I think you oughta answer it this time. I think James ought to be right on in there
Adam: Hey, there’s this so, alright, so when we do the Teen Choice Awards and someone says ‘Guys what is the strangest question you’ve ever been asked on Loveline’ I’ll say ‘Oh, so there’s this guy named James calling in the radio show about a year ago and his dog was working him from behind, I mean really in him and working him”
Drew: Brutus
Adam: Brutus, that’s right. I don’t know if they’d be, you know as a matter of fact, we ought to just do that because, we hate that question, but it always comes up, but then when I say ‘hey here’s the one’ everyone freaks out and goes ‘what are you talking about’ I’m like
Drew: You can’t say that!
Adam: Yeah, you can’t talk about that, well you asked me what the weirdest question was what do you want me to say, that was the weirdest one. Now, you know the whole thing that’s always wrong about these really bad um, bad award shows, not that this one is necessarily bad, but why that dialogue at the podium is always so bad it’s because…people, the dialogue is written as if you’re having a conversation, but you’re both facing straight ahead
Drew: and they won’t let you have a conversation
Adam: reading off the teleprompter and it’s never a conversation alright, you wanna, you wanna try this Drew? Ok, again, I’m not very good at cold reading I didn’t really take a look at this, but I’ll give it a shot, uh do we have any applause or anything like that, do we have the announcer here
Drew: uh, wait wait wait, yeah announcer VO, voice over
Adam: Alright, I’ll do that
Adam: Please welcome Daisy Fuentes and Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew from Loveline Settle down you animals, that was improvised there
Drew: Attention retards!
Adam: Thank you, thank you. I know what you’re thinking
Drew: Oh this is brilliant Adam, already
Adam: When you see Dr. Drew and me on a show, sex isn’t far behind
Drew: and he doesn’t mean that literally
Adam: I’ll do Daisy Fuentes line
Drew: and there’s likely to be some talk about that subject
Adam: Wait a minute, I’m doin’ Daisy’s line
Drew: Oh
Adam: Now we gotta take it from the top
Adam: We gotta take it from the top. Ann, can you come in here and play the part of Daisy Fuentes puh-lease?
Drew: Here she comes
Adam: We’re going to have the re-do this whole thing cause it’s gonna be too confusing
Drew: We need another mic set up for Ann
Adam: Ah, she can talk into this mic ok? Yeah it’s not going to be, there’s not much dialogue here. Alright, are there gonna be other celebrities here? I mean, it seems like me, you, and Daisy aren’t enough. Oh wait there’s more, what the hell?
Drew: That’s when you announce the winner there
Adam: Oh, ok, ooo, I shouldn’t say the winner though should I? Do we know the winner? I won’t talk about it on the air. Alright, you wanna play the part of Daisy Fuentes?
Adam: Alright let’s do the applause again, I’ll just go ahead and re-annouce that Now introducing Daisy Fuentes and from Loveline, Adam Caroll ah, Caroller (laughing) and Dr. Drew!
Adam: I know what you’re all thinking, when you see Dr. Drew and me on a show, sex isn’t far behind
Daisy(played by Ann): Excuse me?
Drew: He doesn’t mean that literally, he means that there is to be be some talk about that subject
Adam: Talk? We’re here to give out the award for sexiest love scene in a movie, I don’t think the dialogue has much to do with it.
Daisy: Adam, it’s important that people talk to each other before they have sex.
Adam: You mean like ‘hey what’s you’re name?’
“Daisy: No, you know what i “I mean, you and Dr. Drew talk about much more than just sex on Loveline
Drew: That’s right, we talk about intimacy and love and relationships
“Daisy: No, you know what i “Imean, you and Dr. Drew talk about much more than just sex on Loveline
Adam: but norm, but mostly, is that you? sorry
Drew: That’s you
Adam: But mostly sex, but mostly sex which we can’t do on this show
Daisy: So bear that in mind as we look at the top four choices for sexiest love scene in
Adam: A movie
Daisy: a movie
Drew: (says nominees)
Adam: And the winner is..
Drew: woah, woah, woah
Adam: We don’t have it
Drew: No, no no
Adam: Oh we do?
Drew: Read this, it’s your line
Adam: Oh, ok, but we don’t have the uh, I don’t want to give away anything
Drew: Yeah
Adam: Ok, uh
Drew: Read that
Adam: Ok And the woody, isn’t that was surfers call these things? Goes to…and then
Drew: Daisy reads
Adam: Daisy reads
Drew: Thank you
Adam: Thank you. The part of Daisy Fuentes was played by producer Ann
Drew: That was sheer entertainment
Adam: Alright, that was uh
Drew: I laughed, i I cried, I particularly like the appearance by the young producer
Adam: You wonder why these things get panned. Alright Drew, so what are we gonna do, we going to have to do somethin’ else here, I think we’ll just have to improvise.
CLL #1000 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)
07/29/1999 – Thursday Night Show
Source – XJosh VHS Tape (2023)
This episode is 99.9% complete, just missing a few second off the top of the show. This episode has been missing since it originally aired over 24 years ago, Adam goes over the script they received for the upcoming Teen Choice Awards.
The caller lindsey at 53:30
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