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Wednesday, September 15, 2004
GUEST: Kevin Nealon • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Kevin Nealon is an American actor and comedian, best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1995, acting in several of the Happy Madison films, and currently for his role of Doug Wilson on the Showtime series Weeds.
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on August 31, 2009
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Tuesday, 1/7/2014 at 8:12 PM EST
Kevin Nealon shows are always sensational, so funny.
Saturday, 12/14/2013 at 12:36 PM EST
@Broham: Drew often says that some women with intimacy issues can only be sexual/orgasmic with guys they don't really care about.
Friday, 12/13/2013 at 11:25 AM EST
19 year old calls up saying she has an orgasm within 3 minutes. Drew starts insisting it's because she's not into the guy. How does that work?! What an idiot...
Thursday, 12/12/2013 at 8:41 AM EST
Adam starts the show by reading Kevin's bio and it says that he's the longest running SNL cast member. Kevin says that must be an old bio since he's been passed by both Tim Meadows and Darrell Hammond.
Adam: "Kevin heard that Phil Hartman was getting close to passing him...but he put an end to that."
You could hear Adam regret starting that joke midway through.
As they continue to talk about Kevin and his comedy he says that he has a brother that is supposedly the actual "funny one" in the family. Adam says that always happens with families with a comedian. There's always someone else in the family who is magically funnier than the professional comedian. He says they should strike back and say they do whatever that sibling does better than them.
Adam: "My sister cuts hair. When they announce that she's the funny one I say 'yeah, but I can cut a hell of a head of hair.'"
Kevin then reveals that his brother is an undercover DEA agent.
Coming back from break at the 46 minute mark Adam mentions again that Tim Meadows overtook Kevin Nealon as the longest tenured SNL cast member and mentions the movie he did, Ladies Man. He called it the quintessential SNL film that doesn't work out. Just yesterday Tim Meadows came out on Facebook and blasted SNL for not inviting him back this past Saturday for the Bill Brasky sketch, a popular sketch from his era that he was always in. They had Will Ferrell and some other guys back for it, but not Tim. On Facebook he said that he's been treated like a red headed step child by Lorne Michaels and SNL ever since Ladies Man bombed and he's sure that's why he always gets the cold shoulder from them when it comes to alumni stuff. lol.
Adam lays out his "rape is not a sexual crime, it's a violent crime....where you cum at the end" theory for Kevin. But Kevin is a trained comedian so in the tradition of improv where they always try to build on someone else's joke -- the "yes, and" method -- he keeps trying to chime in during Adam's bit. I don't think he fully grasped that Adam was mocking the idea of rape not being a sexual crime. Funny regardless, but that bit usually works better when the guest is a bump on a log and just sits back and laughs his ass off while Adam does his thing.
Guy calls in who says he met his "girlfriend" at a bar two weeks ago and now she's pregnant. He says he's been trying to avoid her because she's really nutty and possessive. When he tried breaking it off with her, she threatened suicide. Jesus, a lot happened in that two weeks. Anyway, Drew says if she's nutty enough to threaten suicide because her boyfriend of two weeks wants to break up, then she's nutty enough to lie about being pregnant to keep the guy around. This is spot on. Some nutty skank pulled that shit with my brother a couple years ago. He told her he wanted to make it work with her, but wasn't ready for a kid. She called him a couple days later and said she had an abortion. lol. She was never pregnant in the first place. Before that, when they were just dating, we were all hanging out at a bar and she felt like she wasn't getting enough attention so she "fainted" and pretended to have a seizure on the floor. Once the entire bar was silent and she had everyone's undivided attention, she magically snapped out of it. Apparently her friends had seen this act before because while she was writing on the ground, they were ordering more shots. Careful out there fellas, there are some nutty broads roaming around.
At 1 hour and 18 minutes a girl named Nicole calls in and asks an insulation question because she's remodeling her basement. Kevin is thoroughly confused because one minute they're talking to a bunch of messed up kids about sex, an the next Adam's talking to some chick about insulation for five minutes.
Kevin: "Has this become a home improvement show?"
Adam tries to bring it back home by asking if she was ever raped by a contractor. She says she's been drinking and Adam says "oh so this will be like a dream. You'll think you had a dream where Adam Carolla gave you some bad insulation advice."
They move on to the next caller:
Adam: "Christine, you got your tongue pierced, but you smoked meth?"
Christine: "Um, no I did, but now I'm in an outpatient rehab program."
Adam: "....okay but what's this got to do with construction?"
Sunday, 9/9/2012 at 10:04 AM EDT
Rape is not a sexual crime. It's a violent crime...where you cum at the end.
This is a classic bit Adam's done for years. Funny as hell every time.
Tuesday, 9/13/2011 at 11:40 AM EDT
Adam has a great rant at
where he talks about rape being a violent/sexual crime.
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