Wednesday, December 10th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Pan Pan discussion.
Recording Info:
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Size: 42.01 MB
Length: 1:31:46
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
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Calls & Tags (16)
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Ashley, F, 17
Unable to orgasm by herself or with anyone else. Taking a prescription antidepressant.
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Mark, M, 18
Talking Michael Savage, Woody Allen; Adam rants about being cultured being considered uncool. Mark suffers localized pain from pot use.
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Derrick, M, 23
What can Derrick do for his soon to be stepson to make sure he grows up as psychologically healthy as he can be?
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Tina, F, 20
33-year-old boyfriend has difficulty maintaining an erection. He's a loser with a drug problem; her dad used to physically abuse her.
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Jason, M, 20
Takes him about 30 minutes to an hour to finish during sex. Could he be doing anything to harm a woman with this problem?
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Sarah, F, 28
Condoms and birth control (ortho tri-cyclen) together—what are the chances of pregnancy?
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Jacob, M, 16
Shaved his pubes for his girlfriend, put deodorant on an abscess. Uses nitrous oxide recreationally.
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Jill, M, 17, Oregon
Boyfriend (20) can’t last longer than 4m30s (or thereabouts). She is unable to orgasm.
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Danielle, F, 15, Florida
Follow up from last week (12/3). She told mom about dad’s molestation, who confronted him and he’s agreed to enter therapy.
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Paul, M, 19
Why didn't A&D ask Sarah if she was taking birth control properly? Why did they assume she wasn't having sex because she wasn't dating?
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Mike, M
The infamous "You’re just a wannabe Gilbert Gottfried, ya dumb fu—" call. Germany or Florida; also, his girlfriend defecates during sex.
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Adam is great tonight lots of jokes, funny callers, classic loveline the reasons why I love this damn show!
Son of Tard Night!
Just keep them sharp things away from your sac. On second thought…..
The last Germany or Florida with Mike 1:27:28 was great! “You’re just a wanna be Gilbert Godfrey ya dumb fuu-“” hahaha!!
Hilarious pan pan retelling and Adam’s account of Drew’s wife’s zaniness at around 35 min.
Hilarious rant from Adam about Drew’s wife at the top of the show that leads to a retelling of the Pan Pan situation. Drew tells him that it hurts his wife’s feelings when he talks about her this way, so Adam tries to dig himself out but just makes it worse.
The rest of the night is filled with some of the dumbest callers to ever call.
The last caller has a Germany or Florida but wants to ask a question first. He says he screwed his girlfriend and she defecated all over the place. He says “I literally f’ed the shit out of her.” Adam pauses for a beat and says, “Florida.” Perfect comedic timing.
Adam airs some dirty laundry in the first half of the show and some funny ass callers in the second half. 5/5
I’m gonna have to stop reading the comments before I listen to the shows. A lot of spoilers…
0:58:55
lol..this made me think of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG1cFeMFX6c
Description of what the infamous Zorbak looks like. Picture of Jim Ignatowski in case you are wondering: http://jimsmarios.tripod.com/images/cast/chris.jpg
The second caller of the night is a kid who opens his call by telling Adam he enjoyed his appearance on Savage Nation, a radio show hosted by a politically conservative guy named Michael Savage. Adam complains that Savage is such a blowhard that he didn’t even get to speak. He said that Savage asked him a question about Crank Yankers but somehow twisted it into a story about himself and meeting Nancy Reagan. You can almost feel everyone behind the glass (Anderson et al.) rolling their eyes because in Adam’s criticism of Savage, he is essentially describing himself. It’s especially funny because it takes them a good five minutes to actually get to Mark (the caller’s) actual question because Adam is busy blowing hard and telling stories about himself.
A girl calls and says her boyfriend is having trouble keeping an erection during sex and it’s making her feel unattractive. She then says “and I’m not unattractive. I look really good for what I am.” They ask what she is and she says half Italian, half Asian.
Adam says that’s a great combo because Asians need to be cut down a little, like when you cut a little baby laxative into pure cocaine and then the mixture is just right.
In my previous comment I said the bashing of Drew’s wife takes place at the top of the show, but it actually doesn’t start until about the 33 minute mark.
Adam says he can’t stand sports talk radio because it’s just a collection of blowhards who actually don’t have anything to say. He says he hates how they start every sentence with “I’m gonna be totally honest with you.” “I’m gonna be totally honest with you, Peyton Manning is one of the top-5 quarterbacks starting the league today!” They then take a call from a kid named Jason.
Jason: “Alright let me tell you the problem and then I’ll ask my question, uh, the problem is it takes me anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour to finish when I’m having sex and…*Adam cuts him off*
Adam: “I’m gonna be totally honest with you Drew, I’m gonna say Jason’s taking too long to cum! There I said it, I’m gonna be upfront with our callers tonight.”
The best and most accurate description of WW2 of all time 58:10
Mediocre episode I don’t get the high rating? Good FU to Adam at the very end.
Does Drew need to slurp his coffee *directly* into the effing mic?
For all Adam’s hyper vigilance about the amount of noise Drew makes (punching his mic, creaking his chair, tapping his fingers, fidgeting incessantly, etc.) never jumped up his ass about that heinous coffee slurping at point blank mic range.
Adam makes an offhand comment about interviews by “black athletes” then recounts the Pan Pan story neglecting to include the fact that Pan Pan was disheartened by Adam’s racist comments towards Asians. Yes, he was an overly-enthusiastic kid trying to sell you knives, he was in high school give him a break.