Thursday, October 17th, 2002

Guest: no guest

Host: Adam, Dr. Drew

4.44 (99 votes)

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Show Summary:

This is the source of the drop, where a young woman says the word "No" in a very funny manner.

"Nnnooooo"

Like a horse kinda.

EDit: Caller Patrick is hilarious, the guy is oblivious!

Learn all about the "Mercenary" Position!!

Adam and Drew Proceed to ask this windbag a bunch of questions and then put him on hold while he answers and they respond" "Yeah" "oh" "hmmm" "you don't say".

Drew is the first to start fucking with Patrick and it is Classic, a great example of Drew's humor.

Comments (30)

  1. ct

    Wow, the dude who called about his brother was a total a-hole. The only reason homosexuality would bother someone that much is if they’re a total closet case themself.

    Great episode though, funny start to finish. 5/5

  2. Landlubber

    Ct, that call with the guy who beat his brother up for being gay is clearly bogus. He starts the call off by giving completely irrelevant information. “You know my brother told me yesterday while we were at IHOP, chowing down a $6 burger that he has a fetish for men.” lol, what? The guys ask him why he has a problem with it and he says “my brother just told me he wants to become a butt-banger to men and a reach around guy.” Then Adam asks if it’s bogus and he says “no, my brother’s name is Johnathan.” The caller dropping someone’s name is usually a dead giveaway that they’re just trying to get on the radio and act a fool.

  3. pastahero

    The first time I heard the ‘gay brother’ call, I came up with a theory that it was from Eminem. Sounds crazy, but, in addition to the similar voice:
    -The guy is from Michigan.
    -Homophobia was a common theme in Eminem’s earlier work.
    -Eminem was a huge fan of “Crank Yankers” (therefore bogus calling in general).
    -Eminem did once call in to the show, unsolicited, not as a guest.

    But then I listened a couple more times and dropped that theory.

  4. pastahero

    Adam and Drew gloss over a truly bizarre statement from the Satanist caller, which is that her “religion” does not believe there is a Hell. If you don’t believe in the place where your deity is supposed to reside, then…where does that leave you? Can you imagine Christians not believing in Heaven?

  5. Landlubber

    Pasta, “Satanists” don’t believe in Satan. They don’t believe of Gods of any kind.

    From the Wikipedia page on the Church of Satan: “Satan is a model or a mode of behavior. Satan in Hebrew means ‘adversary’ or ‘opposer’; one who questions….”Satanism begins with atheism. We begin with the universe and say, ‘It’s indifferent. There’s no God, there’s no Devil. No one cares!'”

  6. Stung

    That Patrick caller has a certain cadence and theatric nature reminiscent of that guy who worked as a bookie or whatever at a Horse racing place (was hearing voices, thinking he could read their minds, etc.)

  7. bluestrife28

    Great show. Drew’s absolute confusion at the black dude talking slang turning into: “you made her nut that good.” And then with the same caller Adam gets into a whole discussion on the grammatically correct use of “busting a nut.” LMAO’d

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    00:03:47

    1m36s

    Jared, M, 16

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    homosexuality

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    2m48s

    Kristen, F, 13

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    puberty

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  • call

    00:08:13

    5m9s

    Margaret, F, 19

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    piercings

    saltydog75

  • call

    00:13:44

    4m16s

    Andrew, M, 14

    Andrew read their book & wonders if he has OCD.

    obsessive-compulsive personality disorder/OCD

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  • call

    00:18:02

    4m10s

    Alicia, F, 16

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    lordoftheview

  • call

    00:22:30

    10m10s

    Stacy, M

    Stacy's a satanist with a Hindu fiance and a Catholic mom. What could possibly go wrong? Also, Drew asks about santeria vs satanism.

    abusive/absent mother emotional abuse by parent

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  • call

    00:32:43

    4m3s

    Frank, M, 38, New York

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    lordoftheview

  • call

    00:37:52

    3m57s

    Rafael, M, 15

    Rafael wants to meet the neighbor goth kids. Dad doesn't approve. Adam rips a solid fart.

    Gas Night

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  • call

    00:41:50

    4m10s

    Jeff, M, 18, British Columbia

    Jeff had 2 orgasms when he lost his virginity. Also, he's from Pam Anderson's hometown & wants Adam to get her to film a video.

    saltydog75

  • call

    00:46:52

    2m34s

    Nicole, F, 21

    Nicole bleeds during sex. Numerous medical conditions are discussed.

    saltydog75

  • call

    00:49:27

    2m22s

    Ashley, F, 13

    Ashley's 15 year old boyfriend wants to get a tattoo of a naked woman on his penis.

    tattoos

    saltydog75

  • call

    00:51:49

    2m26s

    Damian, M, 23

    Girlfriend squirts when she "nuts", and he doesn't understand it.

    female ejaculation

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    00:54:18

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    Gyrious, M

    Gyrious' teacher is being a bitch because he said "jesus christ".

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    00:56:20

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    Michael, M, 25

    Brother is gay and he can't handle it so he attacked him.

    homosexuality

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    01:01:38

    2m13s

    Shelly, F, 19

    Shelly wants to know whether Adam had pie or cake at his wedding. This sets up a nice Adam rant about the topic.

    pie vs. cake

    saltydog75

  • call

    01:03:52

    5m48s

    Michelle, F, 25

    Michelle's a speed addict who just learned she's pregnant & wants to know how damaged the baby is.

    12-step program abortion addiction methamphetamine/meth/speed treatment

    saltydog75

  • call

    01:11:20

    4m9s

    Logan, M, 18

    Logan works on a fishing boat where he beats off 5-7 times a day using his Dad's porno stash. Hilarious Adam bit about boat masturbation.

    masturbation

    saltydog75

  • call

    01:15:30

    2m35s

    Sarah, F

    Sarah wants to know whether Depo-Provera causes depression.

    birth control depression

    saltydog75

  • call

    01:18:06

    3m18s

    Mike, M, 16

    Mike wants to know whether you can tell a girl is a virgin.

    virginity

    saltydog75

  • call

    01:24:44

    5m52s

    Patrick, M, 23

    Is dating a girl who only likes the "mercinary" position. Wants to spice things up. Classic call.

    sex drive/libido

    lordoftheview

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