Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 - #1523

Guest: David Alan Grier

Host: Adam, Dr. Drew

4.47 (72 votes)

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Show Summary:

INCOMPLETE TRANSCRIBING

LOVELINE 2001-07-31

ADAM CAROLLA and DR DREW

DAVID ALAN GRIER - comedian

INTRODUCTION

0000 AC: "Board-certified internist"

DAG as hypo-manic

Upcoming Irvine Improv show

Discusses In Living Color

0330 DAG: What is the #1 cause of hemerrhoids in America?

DD: Genetics, not enough bulk-in diet

DAG cracks anal joke, AC writes punchline down on scratch-pad

0420 DAG: Radio programme is better than MTV show because on radio they get the real sickos

0505 DAG: "Lets take some calls, lets heal some babies." '

DAG To DD: Is anti-anxiety medication Xanax addicting?

DD: profoundly...

[ex. patients with surgical complications become dependent on morphine and go through

withdrawal in recovery, but they don't think about the drug again after withdrawal is over]

0740 CALL 01

BRITNEY, 14

Has given head 22 times; can exposure to semen be harmful?

DD: STDs and nausea

XXXX CALL 02

JARED, 19

Can virgins be loose?

DD: No looser than a non-virgin; based on anatomy

XXXX CALL 03

MEGAN, 20

Admits to being a little crazy; might be because she's female

Should she meet her biological mother?

DD: Because of circumstances, maybe. Don't hold high expectations.

DAG requests a group-hug

XXXX CALL 04

ASHLEY, 18

Angry that having had many boyfriends results in women being labelled a slut.

Hosts uncover that she is a chaste cheerleader, which explains her 'energy'.

Ashley cheers, Adam cheers, DAG cheers

XXXX BANTER

AC and DAG roast Margaret Cho [comedian, actress]. DAG makes fat gesture, AC translates joke.

AC tells story of Cho coming onto him

Comments (17)

  1. 00000001

    INCOMPLETE TRANSCRIBING
    LOVELINE 2001-07-31
    ADAM CAROLLA and DR DREW
    DAVID ALAN GRIER – comedian

    INTRODUCTION
    0000 AC: “Board-certified internist”
    DAG as hypo-manic
    Upcoming Irvine Improv show
    Discusses In Living Color

    0330 DAG: What is the #1 cause of hemerrhoids in America?
    DD: Genetics, not enough bulk-in diet
    DAG cracks anal joke, AC writes punchline down on scratch-pad

    0420 DAG: Radio programme is better than MTV show because on radio they get the real sickos

    0505 DAG: “Lets take some calls, lets heal some babies.” ‘
    DAG To DD: Is anti-anxiety medication Xanax addicting?
    DD: profoundly…
    [ex. patients with surgical complications become dependent on morphine and go through
    withdrawal in recovery, but they don’t think about the drug again after withdrawal is over]

    0740 CALL 01
    BRITNEY, 14
    Has given head 22 times; can exposure to semen be harmful?
    DD: STDs and nausea

    XXXX CALL 02
    JARED, 19
    Can virgins be loose?
    DD: No looser than a non-virgin; based on anatomy

    XXXX CALL 03
    MEGAN, 20
    Admits to being a little crazy; might be because she’s female
    Should she meet her biological mother?
    DD: Because of circumstances, maybe. Don’t hold high expectations.
    DAG requests a group-hug

    XXXX CALL 04
    ASHLEY, 18
    Angry that having had many boyfriends results in women being labelled a slut.
    Hosts uncover that she is a chaste cheerleader, which explains her ‘energy’.
    Ashley cheers, Adam cheers, DAG cheers

    XXXX BANTER
    AC and DAG roast Margaret Cho [comedian, actress]. DAG makes fat gesture, AC translates joke.
    AC tells story of Cho coming onto him

  2. rlfstr

    I normally don’t return to shows I have already heard – there’s so many I haven’t listened to yet – but it’s so fun to revisit the DAG shows every now and then!

  3. matty

    ick. DAG eps are THE WORST. i don’t understand why people confuse rapid-fire manic outbursts with wit. DAG is everything adam isn’t, and his non-sequitur screaming makes these eps effing unlistenable

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Calls & Tags (5)

  • call

    00:07:29

    4m4s

    Brittany, F, 14

    Can ingesting semen be dangerous in any way? Has given head 22 times.

    oral sex

    rlfstr

  • call

    00:12:12

    3m46s

    Jarrod, M, 19

    Can a girl who's a virgin be really loose? "There are some girls who have a two-car garage." - DAG

    virginity

    rlfstr

  • call

    00:57:48

    3m29s

    Brian, M, 16

    Feels he doesn't get enough sleep at night. Takes Klonopin.

    anti-anxiety medications (Ativan, Klonopin, etc.) bipolar/manic-depressive disorder comment for guest

    rlfstr

  • call

    01:11:45

    6m48s

    Dawn, F, 17

    She and her boyfriend are into blood play, have a lot of piercings, enjoy cutting during sex. Is it easy to get STDs because of that?

    cutting emotional abuse by parent other sexual activities piercings

    rlfstr

  • call

    01:19:20

    1m59s

    Jason, M, 20

    Girlfriend loves anal sex, but it makes her cry.

    anal sex

    rlfstr

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