Thursday, May 27th, 1999 - #955
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Its Adam's birthday Playpen, lots of boob calls caller with sleep apnea ETC.
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“Religion is like giving a rubix cube to a mentally handicapped person. Hey, if it keeps them busy and stops them from doing bad things, then great.” – Adam Carolla
Its Adam’s birthday Playpen, lots of boob calls caller with sleep apnea ETC.
A girl calls in to say Happy Birthday to Adam and tell him that her boobs are so big she just can’t find a shirt to fit them.
Adam quickly figures out that it’s Vanessa calling, one of the Juggies on the Man Show.
Adam: “Vanessa’s my favorite Juggie dance squad girl.”
Drew: “Pray tell, why?”
Adam: “Well, it’s not only her look, it’s her attitude. She’s like if you took a teenage boy and put him in the body of a beautiful woman. How much joy and excitement that kid would have, having that body. Like every once in a while a guy goes insane and commandeers a Sherman tank and drives it down a city street.”
Adams 35th birthday. Lots of pie eating and big boobed chicks. Adam gets a triple D’d chick to email a pic of her breasts. Hilarious moment involving reverb and a sleeping caller. Extra solid.
Adam: What’s your boyfriend do for a living?
Out-of-it-chick-who-doesn’t-enunciate: He used to work over at ‘Convergence’ (or something).
Adam: ‘Cum Barges’?! I think I rented that once!
It is very annoying and gross to listen to Adam chomp and slurp food. Jees, do that on the break(s).
You picked out one of the best quotes lord, but you kind of butchered it. What he actually said about religion is:
“It’s like giving a Rubik’s Cube to a retarded kid. You keep him busy.”
1:32:15 Adam could very well have predicted Neuralink even goes on to describe the electrodes and Drew blows it off like no that will never happen.
From Wikapedia: Neuralink team revealed to the public the technology of the first prototype they had been working on. It is a system that involves ultra-thin probes that will be inserted into the brain.