Monday, July 18th, 2005
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Length: 1:30:08
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First mention of Adam leaving Loveline in the near future towards the end of the show
I’m laughing. At about 20 minutes in they mention “She’s not Lindsay Lohan… there are plenty of high school girls that are train wrecks.” Implying that LL isn’t a train wreck. Oh how times have changed.
@juice: listen to 2001-11-07 Lisa Ann Walter (she played the nanny in “The Parent Trap”). There’s some discussion about level-headed and wise her parents were for letting her keep a normal childhood.
A guy calls in at around 5 minutes who had his sperm count tested. It turned out he scored a zero.
Adam congratulates him on being the first Mexican on the planet who doesn’t produce sperm.
A couple girls call in wondering if they can get yeast infections from hanging out in their wetsuits (they’re surfers).
Adam asks what the girl is doing with her life and she says she wants to go to a CC for two years and then transfer to a 4-year university. Adam says community colleges should just have signs that say “Welcome Surfers” and install those feet washer showers that they have at the beach.
A guy calls in with a Germany or Florida. A guy breaks into a zoo and gets drunk, yada yada yada. It’s Germany and the guys get it.
The kid says “yeah, but it was an American tourist so I thought that might throw you off.” They ask “but did you say American Tourist?” He says “no, I said drunken tourist.”
So….he thought that would throw them off, but he didn’t say it. Also, if he said “American tourist” they would instantly know it was Germany. I’m surprised they didn’t give the kid hell for line of reasoning. It’s these little details they usually trash these idiots for.
Wow, Adam basically tells everyone he’s leaving Loveline soon.
A guy calls in and asks how Adam can take over Stern’s show, work till midnight at Loveline, pick up early the next morning for his other radio gig, and continue to tape the daily Comedy Central show that he got.
Adam says he can’t. He hopes the Comedy Central TV Show folds (he got his wish on that one very soon after it started) and says that he can’t do both Loveline and the other radio gig, which pays a hell of a lot more money than Loveline does, so that’s that.
Caller Juan was a trip haaa, Adam labels a caller “the Tiger Woods of humping”, funny now has both meanings
Adam says they should have grades of handicapped to reduce the amount of people who get the handicapped parking privileges. He says 15/16 people designated as handicapped really aren’t, but by some technicality they are considered so. “So you see the guy hop out of his Corvette and he’s wearing a tennis sweater and he just strolls right into the Gelson’s. He’s not really handicapped, but he has astigmatism in one eye.”
The guys come back from break and they’re eating a bunch of nuts sent in by a listener. Adam asks Drew what the duration of time is between the moment Producer Ann announces a listener sent a package of food and the moment that food is in their mouths. They decide it’s the amount of time it takes to open the package.
Adam says they probably shouldn’t announce on the radio that they’re so trusting. That level of trust reminds him of these people you see on 20/20 who get videotaped meeting with hitmen in the parking lot of a TGI Fridays and paying them to kill their wives.
Adam: “They go ‘hey you’re a real hitman and not an undercover cop right?’ ‘No I’m a hitman.’ ‘Okay great, here’s what I wanna do.’ The guy’s wired up like a Christmas tree and this guy proceeds on videotape to tell him how he wants him to kill his wife.”
Nuts in butts
This was a middle of the run episode until Adam gets fired up about a DD caller and does my favorite fake high five with Drew. Amazing.