Tuesday, May 10th, 2005
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Mason Jar
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Size: 42.53 MB
Length: 1:32:54
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Starts off with talk about the ‘Runaway Bride’. They think the phones are screwed up and try testing them with a caller. Tons of discussion about attack crows. Discussion about the military and the people who join. Engineer Chris reveals that he may possibly be graduating Junior College in June, but says he has to check with his councilor. Guy makes a bogus call and breaks the geneva convention. Adam tells the story of getting food with System of a Down and Anderson plays the ‘No Cannot Have’ song. Another guy makes a bogus call and is able to get out the Mason Jar line, and gives a shoutout to Loveline Companion.
Adam is really into his idea of attack crows again in this episode. a caller calls in to give adam info on crows, mag pies, and ravens. 1:20:00 Dr drew does some fish sounds. Adam is impressed. SO damn funny
Caller with a small penis calls in. The guys ask if his wife is okay with it and he says she tells him it actually helps her orgasm better. Drew wonders how the hell that works. They ask and he says he doesn’t really know.
Adam: “Guys with small penises don’t ask follow up questions Drew. If she says your small penis is great, you don’t go ‘hey now explain yourself smarty pants’ cuz then things get a little difficult.”
Bogus caller is caught right away because of the “bogosity” of his call. He says his girlfriend only wants to have anal sex and never wants to do anything else. Adam starts saying bogus three words into the call. The guy continues on and they just let him stammer his way through the call. He never really comes up with a question and as we know, that’s one of the tell-tale signs of a bogus call.
They tell him to reload and come back with something better. He still doesn’t admit it’s a bogus call. They explain the Geneva Convention of bogus calls, that if they catch you and call you out on it, you have to have the simple decency to admit it. This guy doesn’t and thus violates the Geneva Convention.
Finally the guy comes up with a question, which is the often used bogus call question: “Is that normal?” Adam says “yeah, it’s totally normal for people to only be into anal sex exclusively. Your mother, grandmother, in fact, that’s how you were conceived.”
Stupid Engineer Chris moment. Adam brings it heavy with the bird talk tonight, particularly his attack crow idea. He starts wondering what the difference between crows and ravens is and has Engineer Chris look it up. Chris does that and the guys start looking at the info he printed for them. This leads them to wonder what the difference between a crow and a magpie is so they ask him to look that up.
While he’s doing that a girl calls in who is curious whether men prefer a woman to be completely shaved or not. Adam conducts an informal poll…consisting of Chris.
Adam: “Chris, you into the shaved?”
Chris: “Uh…..no.”
Adam: “No? Okay get back to the computer.”
Chris: “Oh yeah, what were we talking about?”
Drew: “Crow versus magpie.”
Chris: “Uhhh….crow?”
Drew: “Uh-oh.”
Adam: “Okay…no you’re looking it up, the difference between a crow and a magpie. But it’s alright, we’ll put you down for crow anyway.”
This is a great love-between-the-two-hosts episode. But, really, I have to ask, is engineer Chris playing a character? I can’t imagine anyone who comes off as incompetent as he does sticking around for as long as he has. Engineer Michelle is competent and interactive, but I’m convinced Chris must have gotten his job through some act of nepotism.
This is a fun show until caller Sarah at 43 minutes. She’s despicable and inspires a long, long rant. Skip to 0:59:40 (small penis call) to keep the fun going.
Btw, Drew is SO DUMB.
Drew: Does your girlfriend complain about the small penis?
Caller: No. She actually says it helps her orgasm easier.
Adam (and the caller) know the girlfriend is just being nice. Drew, however: “OMG really? How does that make it easier? I need to know more!” God, is he dense.
Pretty good episode, a few different than normal calls that bump this over average. Lots of attack crow talk. Pretty funny they actually get a caller to give them actual information they were looking for and they just turn on him and call him a nerd.
crows are the best burd