Monday, May 9th, 2005
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Show begins with a lot of discussion about the 'Snot Shot'. Adam says the phone lines are especially bad tonight. Anderson hangs up on a caller trying to fix the phones. A caller prompts Adam to talk about his attack crows. Adam rants about putting rain sensors on sprinkler systems, which leads him into ranting about tickets at intersection cameras. Adam talks about Lynette forcing him to watch the Dog Whisperer on Oprah that night.
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Size: 41.78 MB
Length: 1:31:16
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
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Jessica, F, 18
Bleeding after sex. Doesn't use birth control. Doesn't think it's pregnancy because "she has lots of sex".
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Chris, M, 20
Virgin "nice guy" with curved penis. Can't seem to get the girls. Prompts discussion of junk tuckin', Arkansas vowels & 19 y/o chicks.
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Show begins with a lot of discussion about the ‘Snot Shot’. Adam says the phone lines are especially bad tonight. Anderson hangs up on a caller trying to fix the phones. A caller prompts Adam to talk about his attack crows. Adam rants about putting rain sensors on sprinkler systems, which leads him into ranting about tickets at intersection cameras. Adam talks about Lynette forcing him to watch the Dog Whisperer on Oprah that night.
“Night of ‘Tards”: snot rockets, douche nozzles, attack crows, Oprah, psychiatry, Chef Boyardee, strap-ons and women having their chests “decorated.” Multiple calls from stupid girls pregnant by deadbeats.
This is probably one of the best episodes ever. It’s just back to back stupid callers. Most are pregnant or have children with abusive/absent fathers.
This is probably one of the best episodes ever. It’s just back to back stupid callers. Most are pregnant or have children with abusive/absent fathers.
Caller Jessie was quite possibly the most typical and terrible caller I’ve heard in a long while.
Pregnant with a criminal’s baby who cheated on her and contracted herpes. Totally wrapped up in her own bs and distortions.
Adam goes off on how he hates Opera and people like her i.e Dr Phil. like around 35:00 or before that. But Anderson mentions to Adam how Dr Drew was just on her show. “Benedict Arnold! Benedict Arnold! Chris you know who Benedict Arnold is? naw? ok… Benedict Arnold!” hahahahahaha! great show.
Oprah* not Opera
adam loves the idea of a chick having a tat over her vagina reading “suggestion box” and an arrow pointing down. he cracks himself up 1:12:50
It’s Hee Haw Night starring the good ole tard loveline callers.
Kinda funny when Adam tries to make fun of a caller (and engineer Chris) near the end of the show. For years and years Adam has been pronouncing the word “hypothesis” as hy-poth-ee-sees which is actually how you pronounce the plural of hypothesis. He pronounces it that way regardless of context and nobody has ever corrected him.
Drew is talking to a caller and says “hypotheses” in the plural form, and Adam asks the caller if she knows what “hy-poth-ee-sees” means, then asks if Chris knows what it means, then laughs.
This would’ve been the perfect time for Drew to pop in and unload on Adam with all his years of pent-up anger or Adam shitting on everything he says. Apparently nobody has ever spoken up and corrected him….like ever….since he still says it wrong on his podcast to this day.
Adam compliments engineer Chris on his hair.
Adam: “What’d you put some gel in there tonight?
Chris: “Yeah.”
Adam: “You’ve got that wind-blown look tonight. As opposed to just the blown look. Usually just looks like a guy finished in his hair.”
Towards the end a girls calls that is amazingly stupid. Adam: “What do you do at your job?” Girl: “I work.” Drew: “You got that Adam she works at her job.” Laughed so hard.
Q. What’s this guy going in the joint for?
A Well, he’s just in jail, he’ll get out here soon enough. He just got into some trouble.
So many dumb callers!
Dumb female caller around the 30 minute mark commits one of Adam’s favorite Loveline sins, which is to give an answer to a question that doesn’t answer the question, only to answer the question when they ask a second time with a little more force, proving that they understood the question the first time around, but decided to dodge it. And for some reason he doesn’t even call her out on it.
Drew: “Did you get an MRI of your brain.”
Fucking Idiot: “Uhh…I went to get an MRI but I was allergic to the dye.”
Drew: “…How about getting one without the dye?”
Fucking Idiot: “Umm…I got one without the dye and it came out normal.”
SO WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST SAY YES TO THE FIRST QUESTION?!?!
Adam gives a valuable parenting tip to those who aren’t seeking treatment for their depression. “I grew up with a depressed mom. Depression freaks kids out. Better to have a mom with Polio who’s in a good mood.”
Adam talks about being distracted when watching porn by things that would never happen in real life, like when a woman is wearing a strap-on and the other girl starts giving it oral. Or when the guy blasts the money shot all over a girl’s face and chest and she loves it, rubbing it all around.
Adam: “The second they yell ‘cut!’ she’s saying ‘bring me a towel, some Purell and a joint!”
11:15 Hillbilly call with hilarious banjo drops.
The “dress to the left” penis tailor topic… Sometimes I can’t believe how clueless Drew and Adam can be. The question is, why does a tailor ask where your dick is when taking measurements? It’s a courtesy so as to avoid touching your dong while he’s using the measuring tape. That’s it and that’s all.
And a guy calls in claiming it’s because the tailor will compensate with extra material on your dick side?! The concept of “dressing to the left” is not permanent, it’s where your junk happens to be. For shame, both of ya’s. Is it really so hard for adult men to piece that together for themselves?
This is one of the “full moon.” Episodes, just non stop idiots back to back. 90% of the callers are pregnant. Nit a fan of this one.