Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
In this episode Adam and Drew discuss and sing the 'Kenny Rogers and The First Edition' song Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) they start discussing it at 6mins and then Adam brings it up again at 9mins, 21mins,32mins
Recording Info:
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Size: 42.06 MB
Length: 1:31:53
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Good show. The next time Kenny Rogers comes up, impress your friends by telling him that he started out as a psychedelic hippie!
Adam: Aw Drew, come on buddy…that’s a stone gas, man!
Drew: …A stone gas?
Drew is in Chicago, and they have a pretty funny conversation in the beginning of the show about how If you are from Chicago, you are prideful of it, but if you’re from LA, you pretty much juste talk smack about the city.
Kenny Rogers heavy.
At the beginning of the show Drew asks Adam if Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are still there in the studio, as they seemingly planted themselves there the previous night.
Adam: “How much spleef was Travis smoking, by the way?”
Drew: “OH MY GOD, CRAZY!”
Adam: “Travis was taking a break everytime we took a break and heading out and blowing spleef, right?”
Drew: “Yep.”
Adam: “…now Spleef is the name of his driver.”
Adam then yells at Drew for not getting that joke.
A girl calls in who heaps praise on Adam and Drew. She says she loves Adam and would love to meet him, but she asks if his scrotum is really as big as it is rumored to be. She says if it is that it might ruin it for her since she loves oral sex and can fit both her boyfriends balls in her mouth at the same time.
Drew reveals that Ashton Kutcher was planning on Punking Adam by staging a fake plane crash where the plane is crashed into his house. They couldn’t quite figure out how to do it so they scrapped the idea. Adam says he’d be the worst person to Punk because he doesn’t really have wild reactions to things, no matter how extreme they are. He goes on to explain that he was once talking to Jimmy on the phone while standing on the balcony of his apartment (years earlier) and a drunk driver slammed right into his car and turned it into a can of corn. Jimmy says “what the hell was all that noise in the background” and Adam casually responds “that was my car being destroyed.” This story had me literally laughing out loud just picturing the whole sequence of events and Adam just calmly accepting his horribly shitty luck.
Later Adam says some guy is having a wedding and he is serving pie instead of cake because of Adam’s decree that pie is superior to cake in every way.
Adam: “If I can change only one person…I’m gonna kill myself. Because that’s almost like nothing compared to the tens of thousands of people there are. What kind of crappy batting average would that be?”
This is the first time I’ve heard him use this joke structure but it makes me think of his book In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks. At the beginning he says “If just one person reads this book and demands salad with a hard-boiled egg and without goat cheese; if just one person reads this book and decides to change his own oil; if just one person reads this book, slips in a supermarket, and doesn’t call an attorney, then I’ve done a horrible job and my family is going to starve. I need to sell a shitload of these things.”
Good episode I still stand by when drew and Adam are seperate they get along way better.