Monday, February 14th, 2005
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Size: 41.40 MB
Length: 1:30:26
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11:00 Songwriter Theo calls in…
17:00 ADAM: Bad sign when you have to wait on your tax return to do something, “I should be getting between $350 to $425 from the IRS alright, between 6-9 weeks, when I get that money, that’s when I make the move on the moped. If you’re 17 that’s good, if you’re into your 40’s it’s a bad sign.” [double ha, not quite triple]
21:00 When is it too young to have a kid… at what age would they not let you take it home. Those sorts of rules should be absolute measures independent of age… let’s see how your faggoty friends at the ACLU would enjoy those rules. Under 15 is when everyone gets freaked out about adolescence. SLIPPERY SLOPE! Parents can’t be held accountable… pretty soon well be asking people not to drive drunk, use birth control responsibly… can’t ask a crack mom who’s had 9 kids to get on birth control… SLIPPERY SLOPE… pretty soon jack booted thugs are going to kick in your door and tell you 3 kids is too many or to raise these 2. Same with physician assisted suicide, pretty soon they’d just be shooting people… Pretty soon you’d just start spraying teens with bullets who need brace! [HAHA!]
24:30 Racial Profiling… ALL THIS STUFF ENDS WHEN IT STOPS MAKING SENSE! Guy who thinks he’s going to choke on his own saliva in the middle of the night wants to be put out of misery in a humane way makes sense, snuffing healthy people doesn’t make sense, pulling guys aside who fit a profile at the airport makes sense, guys kicking in your front door and telling you can only have sex in missionary, nothing in it. There has to be something in it for the government and the people, you remove the incentive part and it’s not there anymore otherwise you’re talking about totalitarianism and dictatorship. That’s why you have to hang onto the AK47 and grenade launcher… SLIPPERY, SLIPPERY SLOPE!
33:00 ADAM: I want a strip club in the dentist office! After about 7min on dentists…
50:00 ADAM INSIGHT/IDEA: progress of visual technology… where are the holograms? Looking for the next step pornographically! SUBWOOFER for your PUD, [WTF haha!]… you’d have to stand up to it, and would be sync’d to the movie, you’d never leave the house. You’d go looking for him after four months, then when you open the door to his house an avalanche of hagen das wrappers would fly out.
1:18:00 Proper answer to the “Do you think I look fat?” question: DON’T SAY, I don’t need to be with a 10, I don’t mind it. Their heart is in the right place, but you just must say they’re beautiful, don’t qualify it. Don’t say, I like it, I don’t care what the rest of north America thinks, I LIKE IT, I don’t care if it’s just me and several thousand black men. Me and the brothers dig that kinda build, we don’t care for that sleek super sexy look, prefer a Pacer over a Jaguar.
1:23:00 ADAM: all work you should be in for, for the money. [Implying that we should work to live over live to work]
1:27:00 Payback time… every now and then the guy holds out on sex after waiting for the girl, jokingly Adam goes I’m paying you back too, then instantaneously says okay that’s enough now blow me… what’s good for the goose is good for, okay my pants are off… let me tell you something, payback’s a bitch, okay let me take my pants off… you know William Shakespeare said turnabout is fair, okay let me take my pants down… doesn’t feel so good when, okay I gotta get my pants off… AHHH HAAA AHAA HA hAhaaAAAAa LISTEN TO THIS!
Theo calls in with a new song. The guys call it strong but it’s really quite a disaster. He should’ve gotten out of the game with his first rendition of Germany or Florida.
Adam says Theo’s stepfather is probably outside his bedroom with his ear to the door just thinking “jesus christ” because all of Theo’s songs are about scat and fetishes.
Step your game up Theo.
The guys have had to read copy on air every night about a Saw DVD promotion for the last week or so. One of the tag lines they’re supposed to read is “it’s the scariest movie since Se7en.” They’re pissed because they’re supposed to read any copy they’re given verbatim, but 90% of the time, whatever they’re supposed to read is either littered with mistakes or just outright confusing. Anderson pipes in to say that “Se7en” is actually how they spell the title of the movie. Drew snaps back — and is correct — that they’re supposed to be reading a word, not a logo. It trips them up.
I love that Loveline was always a show where the guys — especially Adam — would get into the behind the scenes stuff, and a lot of the time just completely trash whatever it is they were supposed to be plugging. Reminds me of Bill Burr completely shitting all over Sherri’s Berries while he was supposed to be shilling for them on his podcast recently. If you haven’t heard it, it’s legitimately laugh out loud hilarious. There’s a clip of it on YouTube.
Love the last 5 minutes when Adam starts talking about “payback”
At 0:5:15 caller Theo regales the hosts with his new Valentines Day song. The combination of the tangentially aggressive crap-song and Adam and Drew’s concerned, off put reaction is hilarious. Hardest I’ve laughed at the show in a while.
0:05:15
Apologies!
0:15:15
Lolol Adam scaries drew about the future issues he might have with his sons 1:05:50
Pretty good episode, caller theo even calls up with a new song for the show. Both his best work but he’s still got it. Nothing much really stands out here though.