Sunday, February 13th, 2005
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
Listen to theShow
Show Summary:
Adam comments on his friends/coworkers accusing him of stealing the phrase "Hey Buddy" and using it to start loveline every show.
Adam realizes he says "Hey Everybody" and sometimes garbles it, Anderson Later plays the opening of 5 random shows in order to find out the truth.
Drew declares he is now an expert in penis enlargement surgery after scrubbing in on a operation for his Discovery health channel show, Adam reveals he already was an expert as well after doing a Man Show piece several years prior, Drew is impressed.
They discuss Donor tissue being used for elective surgery and how your forehead skin could end up on a "fat Arab's honker" if you are an organ donor.
features a call by the recurring blind female caller(can't think of her name).
It also features what may be the first anti Marc Anthony rant and it's good one!
This episode contains GorF (Germany or Florida)
Recording Info:
timex2
Size: 41.90 MB
Length: 1:31:32
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Drew in Minneapolis – remote call in
7:00 One to one point five inch gain, + 20% girth … Adam: you never think about the gay clientele, how does that break down!? Haha, Adam says he had an anus tightening procedure. Most women don’t really care that much, guy who got penis enlargement must want to do it to impress other guys… must be gay!? Would that guy stand by his pounding ass work; you go mudwampin in that lexus and the warranty is voided! HAHA Adam would say that about his penis work if it was going in the ass… it would be placed on the wall right next to the no shirts no shoes no service and the playful kiss the cook! HAHAHAaaAaaaa
14:00 It’s not NUN-chucks… its NOON-CHUCKS?
20:00 Drew: When reward systems in addicts gets activated there’s a drive that’s associated with that that pushes you to keep using… with highly arousing stimuli: sex, more drugs, extreme sports.
Adam: What is it when you get fucked up [alcohol] that pushes you to do things that are worse for you. Everybody gets a greasy chilli burger, wants to get a hooker, kill her and have sex with her corpse, then another cheeseburger, then off to hunt spotted owls!? Drew says that the prefontal part of your brain that controls impulses shuts down, the impulse center gets charged up, so you do the things that just feel good, is arousing, and satisfying in a visceral way.
23:00 EXCEPT FOR POT… what the man doesn’t understand. When the pot stops working is when the stoners switch to other. Adam: White guy gets stoned he eats, the brothers don’t eat when stoned (when he got high with snoop dogg) they get violent? FOOD FOR THOUGHT!
27:00 Germany or Florida… superb logic on adam’s end. BURBANK = RAPEBANK
34:00 Alcohol is a horrible sleep medicine: [ironically] it calms you down but is not good, leading to abnormal sleep [can’t get REM sleep in?]. Adam whizzed in the sink one time… well more like one hundred thousand times… heh!
42:00 Squirting girl orgasms… drew said you can’t learn it, but you can pee on him! Women that do it only do so intermittedly and can’t predict it.
47:00 Drew: Marijuana Drug Users: don’t give a shit what you do, enjoy, but don’t tell me what is or is not the case when I know different. Adam: Its not physically addictive, who cares you gotta smoke out every day. If it’s only emotionally addictive then you’re very weak willed because you can’t stop, if its “physically addictive” then you have an excuse to use. They both agree there’s no such thing as physically addictive, its either you can stop or not… it simply boils down to whether you have the addiction gene or not, no such thing as psychologically addictive.
50:30 HAHA guy calls in says his GF and him were having sex and she asked if she could stick her finger up his butt… now he can’t orgasm unless he has a finger up his ass… AHH haaa haaa bogus call! [Bogus callers, need to build up to it and ACTUALLY HAVE A QUESTION!] Adam: bullshit, at 19 you can orgasm in an autopsy with you dick in a wood chipper! AHHH HAAA HAAA
56:40 Substance problems: bad decisions when drunk implies alcoholism, which is defined by consequences. Probably have boundary issues, meaning that something happened to you when growing up (physical abuse or something), behaviors that manifest with something like that girl’s history.
58:00 Abortion question: vacuum vs. pill
1:03:10 Most people are idiots, most people 17-19 are idiots, if you’re a girl then you have a real problem at that age… gossip/bad advice from other 19 yr old chicks. Adam says only lesbians know what they’re talking about under the age of 30. Guys are stupid too, they just don’t talk as much. 19 yr old guy with another 19 yr old guys don’t give advice. [what was that quote… those that are willing to give advice usually never take it, hmm]?
1:06:00 depressed crystal meth addict
Actually before 25 you just need to focus on getting a job, not getting drunk and falling off something!
1:18:00 Adam’s policy if dad every wanted a sex change: he’s have a drifter kill him with a broken bottle, actually he might do it anyway!
Mark Anthony looks like a wet rat. I love it!
The end of the show they talk about that asshole tranny from episode 6/15/04
Good show. Anderson gets a rare compliment from Adam for proving the “Hey Buddy.” Intro, Adam seems to be in a good mood this show. I love calls where they don’t ask their question fast enough and Adam hangs up on them.