Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
CLL #2444 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)
02/09/2005 – Wednesday Night Show
Source – Tucker Stream Recording (2024)
This episode is 100% complete with a medium audio upgrade, Caller Ron and Adam's Pegasus.
Recording Info:
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Size: 173.69 MB
Length: 1:34:52
Bitrate: 256kb/s CBR
The Pegasus Crap
23:00 Adam says drew is like a Pegasus… horses crap all the time, can you imagine a 1400 lb horse flying dropping ass nuggets… it would take out a car. If it hit you it would probably dislocate your shoulder or cause a compound fracture, imagine a big horse apple. They never cover that when talking about the Pegasus, and the horse wouldn’t wait to crap until it was back on the ground. In fact horses will wait the whole year to poo until there’s a parade. People usually get angry when a dog craps on your lawn, imagine how angry you’d be when a Pegasus shits on your lawn! There has to be a FAA sanctioned crap bag or device that would keep this from happening!
31:00 You show me someone who interviews well, shows up on the first date who is calmer more composed I’ll show you a successful person. Who knows all of the people who were sent packing because they didn’t put their best foot forward; anxiety screws everything up.
47:30 Pegasus, does he have a colostomy bag, a diaper thing like horses in central park. Can you fly with that thing? Sure but it would weigh down the tail end, see the wings do 95% of the work but the legs move too. If adam flew there would be no leg movement, he would look like a cripple that was lifted out of his chair and lowered into his pool! HAHAHA! Dangling and defecating, that’s what he would look like… all D’s.
1:02:00 RANT what about the government, the people in power. Shit people who crap out shit kids … “No child should be left behind” -isms, these kids are locked in their house, how come no one brings it up, no one wants to deal with it… crap parents
The Pegasus crap quandaries had me teeing and heeing all over the gym this am. I was picturing “poop clowns” (like the ones in parades) with wings chasing the Pegasi around. ON TO OLYMPIAAAAAAAAAAAA! Also appreciated the “(usually in penis breakage stories) it is the female superior that causes it” Adam – “oh you mean Mother Theresa?” crack.
GREAT rant after call from Ron, the world’s only redneck Wiccan, whose kids are being raised by his wife’s abusive parents.
Adam goes berserk on this Wiccan dude around 53 minutes
Adam is definitely high on this episode.
Adam goes off. XD 5/5
Ace’s “Hot chicks VS fat chicks” is probably the only theory of his that I disagree with. I guess it’s the exception that proves the rule. The man is a genius, plain and simple. GREAT EPISODE. 5 STARS.
P.S. I love when Drew gets in on the bits. Nothing better than a humorless man cracking jokes.
Adam talks about Pegasus, the mythical flying unicorn…”you think pigeon crap is bad, imagine a 1,400 lb animal soarin up there about 14,000 ft., unloads a nugget, one of those babies could dislocate a shoulder…”
The guys start the show and Drew talks about having a guy on his Discovery Health show who broke his penis during a more spirited sex session with his wife. The guy told him it was during missionary and he was going at her like a jackhammer.
Drew: “He was in missionary of all things. Usually it’s female superior that something like that happens.”
Adam: “You mean like when you’re f’ing a nun?”
Wow. Adam was on fire this whole show. Two segments that I think are total classics are on this episode: Pegasus and Ron
Ron had to be one of the more frustratingly stupid callers I’ve heard in awhile. He is a pretty bad parent for a whole host of standard loveline-fare reasons, but what makes him special is the combo platter of stupidity, ignorance, a screwed up wife, run-ins with child services and alcoholism. Oh, and he’s a Wiccan.
This concoction set Adam off for about twenty minutes, during which he utters what I think to be the best in-context line I’ve heard on the show.
“His mother was a raccoon and his father was a cider jug.”
Do yourself a favor and enjoy this one.
Angriest I’ve ever heard Adam on Loveline with caller Ron. Love Adam or hate him, you can never say he wasn’t honest with everyone.
And btw…it’s always fun hearing his impressions of Dr. Phil. Those were always loveline gold lol.
Caller Ron is the same caller as the first caller on the may 20, 2003 episode with Rosa Blasi. He talks about having rolled a forklift in that episode. Good times.
“Uhh, let’s see… here’s an idiot with a dumb question. Tim?”
Adam:”You’re living your life like one of those remote control vacuum cleaners, just running around blindly bumping into things, blaming the things you bump into, until eventually you run out of batteries and the dog humps you.”
In high school I had a friend called Jill who was hot and had brown hair. She definitely looked like a Jill.
The Ron call… this is the perfect example of what they’ve been saying all these years about tards having kids.
“Stop the tards from spitting out the tards ” couple good rants on this show. A d a very rare Male Wicken. Good show.
Audio upgrade, file replacement