Thursday, January 20th, 2005
Guest: John Cho & Kal Penn
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
From the movie Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Recording Info:
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Size: 42.15 MB
Length: 1:32:05
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Really funny bit where Adam and Dr. Drew leave the mike “unattended” and let John and Kal host the show.
Discussion about marijuana laws.
Theo, of Germany/Florida theme song fame, calls in around 1:25.00
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Guys.
Adam rants about dentist sprayer, how he suggested to the dentist that they should invent an inline water heater for the cleaning water spray after a cleaning… the dentist replied, “oh yeah, they have that.” Long Adam story short, the dentist eventually got it, and told Adam that everyone loves it, affirming the notion that Adam is always right!
Chick called in and had long time best male friend say that he was attracted to her. Options: give him a chance and not be friends after or try to salvage the friendship to keep it just that.
Girl calls in who can’t have orgasm, 18. Drew says the majority of women can’t have an orgasm vaginally, if at all and that women come online as they age… usually around 27/28 orgasms may be achievable. Girl laughs after every answer to a personal question… they all mock her with laughs after every response, uber funny sauce. Note that guys never do that, do the what-if improv.
33:00 Guys by nature are lazy when it comes to the relationship… not lazy when it comes to work or anything else, but a woman is needed to yank the chain every not and then. Men have a bad instinct for relationships and women need to have a great instinct for it and pop the guy over the head every once in a while. Adam’s analogy: men have the same instincts for relationships that women have for cars: need to check tire pressure, oil level, take it in for service, but the women think it works fine; this is what guys do with relationships… think that the car works fine. Guys don’t think oh we need to pack a picknick basket, everything is fine… it ran this morning, bring the car home and find that you threw a rod and the woman is gone… didn’t listen, didn’t check the oil. Women need to do that, but with pusses like Drew you don’t need to do that. Guys that go, “she’s my best friend,” don’t need that.
Then Adam goes into talk with Drew about how he doesn’t have a need to hang with the guys. Drew says that he doesn’t need it (has impulse to talk / cuddle). Adam: Drew is social, likes conversation, is active, but doesn’t have the guy thing in him, the impulse isn’t there. He should do more of it, perplexed as to why he doesn’t have the impulse, maybe it’s linked to the workaholism.
Marijuana: in this country we’ve convinced ourselves that drugs are drugs… weed would create a slowed down utopia vs. a drug like speed where ppl would be stabbing their kids. Also what’s the deal with a person who smokes weed being in jail, Dr. Drew, issue with laws that pertain to substance abuse: it’s not a realistic reflection of how humans relate to substances and how they should be managed for problems with substances. What about having more than an ounce of weed (ie. mandatory jail for minimum weed amount) with the intent to distribute it. Presumption that you intend to distribute needs to be proved, they shouldn’t go straight to jail. People who smoke often probably buy in bulk like at costco. Making pot legal means you don’t fund the terrorists, the black market is created. Let those who want to smoke weed smoke it, marijuana crimes dis-appropriately affect minority communities.
Adam and F-You money: wants to take on gov by growing weed in front of house. He can’t stand the gun toting right wing hypocrites: it’s not about guns, it’s about government control: you can’t have someone coming on to my land and telling me how to run it. Why can’t a hippie grow weed on his land!? Right’s never stop talking about intrusion of government, but talk about who can be in your bedroom.
A prolapsed anus is a delightful thing… don’t go to Sunland… unfair to call cities _____ gardens, _____ terrace, the places with the nicest names are dumps.
Chief Thunder Bear makes an appearance!
Great show. At one point Adam and Drew walk out of the studio and let John and Kal take over.
Great rant about alternative medicines at 1:05:00
” He cured your buddies you pussies!”
Overall a great episode, lots of laughs, John and Kal are great!
Just a heads up, the streaming of this ep stopped working for me between the 36 and 37 minutes marks. Couldn’t get it to play beyond that on my iPad or PC. So I simply downloaded the mp3 and that worked fine.
As for the episode, it’s pretty great. I’m having trouble deciding between 4 of 5 stars but I’ll go with 5 because there’s so many great moments like Adam’s alternative medicine rant (as justin pointed out), Kal & John taking over for a minute, pot legalization discussion, and more. 5/5
Great episode! Kal and John are great guests, there are many great bits in this show. We even get another banger if a song from listener Theo. Top notch episode. Rare 5 star
Insane callers + great guests = 10/10