Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Length: 1:31:28
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Calls & Tags (4)
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Lindsey, F, 18
1st call. When should she lose her virginity? Drew catches his wife in a 69 with the gardener.
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John, M, 28
wife uses vibrator, turns into iced tea rant, wife gets on the call, deemed bogus
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Michael Narren’s Grand Theft Submarine:
http://home.comcast.net/~beefypapal/Pages/DGrandTheft.htm
Adam, “What does he do for a living?”
Caller, “He works.”
General Philosophy of Life: Quick buck or put it off and get nice payday: delayed gratification. You will be more successful in the long run; true of almost everything. As a guy so much of your “number” is attributed to your income, job, and core hobbies. Guys have more range than women… come into their own when they have their own thing going on.
Jerks vs. nice guys: nice guys are too nice to themselves… awkward, needy, clingy, spazzy => chicks freak out. Jerks are quietly confident or seemingly dismissive, where young women perceive this as confidence. If you’re going to be a spaz go all out… MIT, you’ll get your day in the sun.
Adam and his 69 talk lolz
hahah awesome bit about adam playing medal of honor for xbox 360. Its a pearl harbor situation and adam cant get out of the bunk. Pissed cuz he is running into shit and wants to skip ahead to the part where he is mowing people with the .50 cal. Drew hilarioulsy comments that they have “cheat books”. Remember those days?
btw the xbox 360 bit is at about 41 min
The guys are back from their holiday break. Drew comments that he started missing everyone at the show like he misses his family when he’s away from them.
Adam quickly brings him back down to earth by posing a hypothetical.
Adam: “Drew, you walk in on your daughter. Sex or 69? Sex right? Alright, I’m gonna leave your daughter out of this. You walk in on your wife. She’s having sex with another man.”
Drew: “We’ve been together now eight minutes. Eight minutes.”
Adam: “I know, I know. You walk in on your wife. She’s cheating on you with the gardener. Alright, just straight missionary; that’s better than 69, right?”
Drew: “Yeah. I really can’t differentiate, I really can’t.”
Adam: “Yeah, I think you can. Cuz I’m gonna keep going.”
Adam then continues to put Drew’s wife in multiple scenarios screwing the gardener. His main point is that there’s something more deviant about 69.
Adam: “Maybe if she’s on top, she’s just trying to have an orgasm. If she’s 69’ing she’s trying to send you a message…..like when someone kills themselves with a shotgun.”
Drew: “Oh my god. Adam, eight minutes.”
hahaha. Drew is right back to being broken down. The very short honeymoon of being back to work is over thanks to Adam’s inquisitive mind.
Adam rants about a video game that he bought after seeing the commercial for it. It showed you as a soldier on a ship at Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7 1941. He says it looked awesome because you get to shoot Japs with a .50 cal and knock their zeroes out of the sky, and then you get thrown into the water.
He says you fire up the game and you are below deck as the attack starts and you have to make your way to the deck to get into the fight. Adam spent three hours trying to figure out how to get out from below deck but never could. He never got to shoot the Japs with a .50 cal and get knocked into the water.
I looked it up and he’s talking about Medal of Honor: Rising Sun. The plot synopsis says the game starts and “you make your way topside and work to shoot down planes and defend battleship row from torpedoes. Soon after, he is blown off the ship.” Lol. Poor Adam was so close.
Adam asks everybody what they got for Christmas and Engineer Chris says he got a wallet and some clothes. Adam asks if he keeps the picture of the girl that comes with the wallet in there to trick people into thinking he has a girlfriend. Drew asks Adam “isn’t that the same girl you used to masturbate to?” and Adam says no that was the girl on the front of the raft box at the pool store. Lol.
Anyone know the rejoiner song halfway through with the guitar and beat?
Delayed gratification speech is so true
Good no guest show/”