Sunday, October 10th, 2004
Guest: Orlando Jones
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
From the TV show Father of the Pride
Adam introduces the show and gives Drew' credentials like usual then.
Adam "...Orlando Jones.."
Orlando "..Addiction medical specialist!"
Drew " I've been working with him for years.."
Adam brings up their history with Orlando from way back when he used to do Loveline the TV show promoting Madtv.
Adam then delves into Orlando's career and compliments him on Drumline, which Adam apparently really enjoyed.
Adam "..it was like the Black, Election"
Orlando is promoting the short lived animated prime time series Father of the Pride.
The series was about the animals in Siegfried and Roy's care.
Adam goes off on how lucrative VO(voice Acting) work is.
Drew then inquires into whether or not Roy's injury affected the production of the series which leads to a long discussion.
Drew explains the severity of Roy's injury and he then explains what a stroke does to someone.
Adam "how about the guys who shot at the gate and yelled fag last week"
Adam and Orlando explain the news story.
Adam "..by the way whenever you fire at anyone you yell fag"
Adam "..guys in Vietnam were yelling fag while they were firing M16's at guys in rice patties..you just yell fag when you start spraying bullets.."
Orlando "you say that as if you have done it before, your an aficionado on what to say after shooting"
(hilarious!!!!)
Adam "..how much crack do you got to be on to hop the wall over at Siegfried and Roy's place to try and steal their stereo?"
Adam "..they got to have like the worlds most nervous pool guy"
(another hilarious jag by Adam and Orlando)
Adam then goes off on how freaked out the people who work on the property must be and compares it to when he used to do carpentry work on someone's house and how he was constantly aware of where their scary dogs were.
Adam "..and then the gardener has to clean up tiger crap......So it's like your pushing your mower through Siegfried and Roy's backyard and you run in to one of those things and it's just an S' storm, just Poof! just Brownout!"
Orlando "do they yell fag afterwards that would be my question.."
Anderson plays the Drew "faggot better Run" drop
Caller Kara wants to know about the A-spot
Drew "Kara forget it, you do that to a guy and he'll like bite you or sock you"
There is an ultra-rare two round back to back German or Florida, followed by a great smoke detector call with an excellent Smoke Detector rant.
Adam "...if you had a pet snake it would go nuts, eventually it would stand up and call her the C' word..."
Hilarious!!
Adam and Drew discuss the intelligence of callers vs. listeners
Orlando goes 2 for 2 with the GorF and is once again a dynamite guest!
Adam comments on how odd it is for a man named Orlando to not pick Florida in a game of GorF.
Adam goes on a great old men getting injured and dying by falling off of ladders rant.
Awesome show, definitely a must listen!
The smoke detector call is over 10minutes long and inspires at least a dozen great jokes from Orlando, Adam and Drew.
Adam goes off on Mayor Han and left turn arrows, Orlando supports the idea and encourages white guys to do it but discourages black guys.
Adam goes off on Los Angeles and how he wants PSA campaigns that have useful information.
Orlando goes off on a "I've been to the Mountain" style jag simultaneous to Adam's crazed ranting about his "Shake your ass" and "Right on a Red" campaigns.
Adam "...IT TOOK ME FOUR DAYS TO GET TO MY GODDAMN MAILBOX..."
(insanely hilarious! Adam is screaming like a crazy person)
Drew attempts to devise an acronym for the word hustle but he is unable to think of any thing good, a caller gives his attempt and it is superior to Drew's.
Drew thinks the word Hustle has 2 S's, Orlando corrects him and Adam and Orlando mock him.
Adam "..but here's the thing if I'm correcting you on spelling you better put a bullet in your head Drew, cause..no one dumber than me"
Drew "...spelling wise"
Orlando " I'm 3 and 0 tonight"
Orlando "..his name is the Weas?"
(in reference to Adam's friend Don who is also known as "the sex weasel" or "the Weas").
Drew tries to bring up his ticket but Adam shuts him down.
Adam mentions how he runs red arrows every day including multiple rows of parked cars stacked up at intersections.
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.97 MB
Length: 1:31:41
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Best smoke detector call I have heard yet. Very long and very funny with Adam, Drew and Orlando
Orlando is great. One of the better “first and only timers.”
Epic smoke detector call. I love shows like this where you think it might be subpar since there’s a guest but it ends up being great. Always seems the good guests only do one LL appearance.
One of Adam’s best rants ever where he’s screaming while Orlando is calling back like they’re at a church.
The great traffic rant with Orlando is at 0:56:00
This is great episode. It includes the best chirping smoke detector call I’ve heard.
Orlando is great when Adam starts ranting!
This is a good episode. Orlando Jones is like a less hypomanic DAG. I think Adam’s traffic rant is the angriest I’ve ever heard him – I picture him completely red in the face, veins bulging, and Drew at a loss for what to do (and probably freaking out). It’s made funnier by the fact that he’s apparently feeding off the energy from Orlando testifying black-people-church style.
Oh my god, the closing drop on this one is AMAZING.
30:35 smoke detector
00:20:05 Community college in Tijuana. Donkey teaches science & humanities.
Orlando was a great guest. Very funny smoke detector call. Overall good show
Orlando has one of the best laughs of any guest that has ever been on the show, this is a sleeper even at 4.2X rating, excellent non-stop back and forth with Orlando Drew and Adam, five stars in my book.
The traffic rant goes on about 10x too long but the smoke detector call was a classic.