Sunday, September 12th, 2004
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam discusses his Idea for the black restrictor plate for professional sports, similar to what is done in Nascar but for black athletes in the NFL.
Adam rants about L.A. and all the people he now works with who are from the new england area.
A caller inspire Adam to go off on who could be his best friend and not even know it.
Adam "..I could have some celebrity best friends, me and George Clooney could be like this...we could be in Europe right now for all I know.."
Engineer Chris "I thought Adam was my best friend"
Adam "god forbid I try and have a drink of water!!!..Can the pilot take a piss?"
Adam goes off on ants again.
Adam "..I had ants in my microwave tonight..."
Drew "..the last ant siege we had I found them going into my freezer...a pyramid of them going into the freezer...I thought we built our house on some ant burial ground..."
Adam "..I have ants in my liver!"
Adam and Drew go off on the heat and ants very similar to the 2004/09/06 show.
Adam goes off on the sonic insect repellents found in the skymall catalog.
Adam comments on George Clinton's smell and his invisible forcefield of stink that repels humans.
Adam then transitions to spiders and how his new house is covered in them.
Adam "...all they do is sit on my ceiling and give me the stink eyes, they have like 70 eyes and their all giving me the stink eye.."
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Adam and Drew take their first call around 6 minutes in and it’s a guy named Jim. I don’t know if he’s cussing or his phone is completely cutting out, but you can’t hear what he’s saying. Whatever it is, it has Drew laughing. They quickly hang up on him and move on. The tradition of disaster striking when the first caller of the night is a guy continues. They never seem to learn their lesson on that. They always know the first call won’t work out if it’s a guy, but they keep going back to them anyway.
The guys discuss steroids and Adam says it doesn’t really help you in the sport of boxing. He says there was a guy a couple years back who lost to De La Hoya who then got popped for steroids after the fight. He can’t remember his name. It was Fernando Vargas, a true asshole. What gets me is, why do they do the test for banned substances AFTER the fight? Is it because there’s too much money to be lost by a cancellation so they just say screw it, we’ll let ’em fight and ask questions later?
Most of the time Adam uses his keen observation skills and sharp wit to find the perfect words to muse on the absurdities of life and the human condition. Then…other times….
Adam: “Do you think anyone ever thought about naming a stool a stool and it’s something you sit on? It’s all very ass related.”
Annoying-ass Adam moment: A girl named Rhiannon calls in and Adam halts the show because he thinks the Fleetwod Mac song says “Rhiann-A” and questions how she spells it. This same damn thing happens with at least one other Rhiannon.
The call @pastahero is referring to starts at 01:10:24. They speak until 01:12:24 until he asks about her name. In that time, they discover that she has a high sex drive, had her boyfriend leave her for a girl she had a threesome with, and has a history of abuse. They really only go on about Fleetwood Mac for about 30 seconds. Amazing this irritated you so much to the point you had to label it an “Annoying-ass Adam moment”… a bit over the top… you sound nutty.
00:52:22 Adam jag on having sex with a semi-erect penis “…like fishing a drawstring back into your sweatpants”
Every call was so similar this show was hard to get through
Engineer Dave is in. Very similar calls almost all show.