Monday, September 6th, 2004
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
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Adam starts the show going off on how insects, rodents, lizards and birds never eat or attack there prey while anyone is watching, he particularly is upset with Spiders.
Adam "...If I saw a spider like, kicking a cockroaches ass in my kitchen I'd be like ok now were cool"
Adam and Drew go off on ants and how they are all over Adam's new house.
Another legendary ant related discussion from Adam and Drew.
Adam recounts having to drive from his new house back to his old house at 230am twice and then after dropping off some belongings, he picked Lynette up and drove her over to the old house so they could sleep somewhere with air conditioning because it was too hot in the new house.
Adam discusses how "Bizarre" it is to be driving at that hour.
Adam "..it's weird driving in your bathrobe by the way, it's crazy like if I get pulled over uhh there going to want to see some ID, there going to be seeing Sack, like I got nothing I'm going to have to make a run for it like some sort of madman just running out into the wilderness barefoot"
Adam goes off on the things he/men do that disgust women, Adam then admits to wiping his ass with a sock from time to time.
Caller Stacey inspires Adam to repeat his vaginal odometer idea, which leads into Adam's infamous observations on the HBO documentaries hookers on the brink/hookers at the point.
lost of Matthew Llillard as Shaggy drops(Zoinks!)
Adam discusses how prostitution varies across the US.
Caller Beth keeps discussing her and a guy she was with as "we" this causes Adam to F' with her.
Adam "Hold on me and you, or is this some other guy your talking about...I got so excited for a second...alright so we never hooked up?"
Adam goes on a Amber Alert jag which leads into Adam and Drew deciding there needs to be a male version of an Amber Alert "The Ben Alert".
Adam then goes off electronic freeway signs and how they never contain any useful information except for Amber Alerts, Adam then says he doesn't need the weight listed on the Amber Alert Adam "..I don't know what kids way"
Great rant!!
Great "Whats wrong with L.A." jag where Adam compares Los Angeles to a rental car which then leads into an anti Boston sports rant until Anderson(drunk) chimes in and tells Adam that Loveline is a "national show...yo..your. talking like north hollywood this is a national show" Anderson isn't quite slurring but he is obviously intoxicated.
Drew proclaims that Anderson is high and the Anderson comes on the mic and admits he is high then claims he smoked crack, he then tells Adam not to talk S' about the Pittsburgh Steelers and Penguins, but he begins slurring big time and can't say penguins right.
Adam and Drew make fun of Anderson, it's awesome.
Adam "..alright but Anderson don't ever interrupt the rants"
Wow Anderson is fucked up, he is bragging about his tattoo and then calls the John and Jeff show the worst show he has ever heard.
Anderson "t...t..ta..take a call cause I got to put a break together please...I have to run the break...no direction Carolla your in Charge(he admits it finally)"
Adam then asks Anderson what call he should take because he doesn't want to offend him.
(In reference to Hillary Clinton) Adam "..it's like somebody created a mule fembot"
Extended discussion regarding Hillary Clinton's character, which leads into a rant against the Chris Rock Movie "Head of State" and what a turd it is.
Then Adam asks how can Chris Rock be the funniest man on earth if every movie makes isn't funny.
Adam vows to quit humping and announces his vow of 69 only from now on.
Adam "..Anderson..anderson, like a miner who struck a gold vein and went to town, drunk"
Anderson "..C'mon let's break it down now!!"
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.45 MB
Length: 1:30:32
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Anderson is extremely high or drunk in this. He cuts in throughout the show sluring and rambling. Pretty funny stuff.
Anderson is all kinds of wasted – reminds me of the Papa Roach/Christmas cluster-f when he kept slurring on air. He blames it on Labor Day and as usual swears up and down he is sober. Anderson 4-EVA!
Re-enacament around 30:45 is sooo great!
“he made himself gone, maybe he was a magician” loL!!!
A high Anderson questions the great Adam Carolla…
Holy shit is Anderson smashed. He claims he’s high but sounds drunk the way he’s slurring.
I’m putting together a theory that Anderson’s drug use really peaked in 2004. Not just the on-air incidents but by far more absences in other years. That’s partly why I don’t like the 2004 shows as much: way too many no-drops shows with Engineer Ken at the helm.
I never thought of it like that Pasta but yeah, I guess you could be right. But don’t long spells of no-drop shows usually come with an explanation from Adam that some ass-hat in corporate laid down an edict that Anderson had to lay off the drops for a while? Then one day they come back and Adam always says “yeah somebody in corporate thought it was a good idea to make the show less funny for a while, but that’s over now.”
There were anti-drops edicts passed down in early 2001 and early 2002, both of which were overturned by popular demand. The reason I don’t think the same thing happened in 2004 is that Adam and/or Drew would often point out, during a no-drops show, that Engineer Ken was on the board back at WW None.
Sounds like Anderson had a rough night.
Man…. I fucking hate Anderson… What a shithead…
Anderson is fucked up
Great show…. 🙂
there’s the comedy aspect of anderson being high and/or drunk, but i’m more fascinated by how he admitted to being high on air – NATIONALLY – in a techincally-focused job and managed to KEEP that job lol. LA really is a different world, huh?
1:02:33: Anderson chimes in and admits that he’s high on crack (*)
Funny start with all the strippers. Then Adam turns into a rantisode. Anderson’s possibly drunk and gets sick of it so he pipes up. Funny start bad ending
I believe at one point Adam described Anderson as “a mystery you don’t want the answer to”.
Through the show I was wondering why there were so many drops– especially random “Zoinks!” Then Anderson chimes in and all becomes clear..