Sunday, August 29th, 2004
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
CLL #2326 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)
08/29/2004 – Sunday Night Show
Source – Official KROQ Board Captured CD CD (2024) with a Fan Stream Recording (2004) Patch
This episode is 100% complete with a Major audio upgrade, Dr. Drew shares the details of having to bail on Lynette's party due to his diarrhea, they give their thoughts on gift giving and policy between each other before discussing the Kobe Bryant court case. An eBay employee calls in and Drew discusses the alternate endings to his film 'New York Minute' that will be featured on the DVD release.
Dr.Drew and his diarrhea adventures!!!
Adam rants about the annoying techno music used to bump in the show.
Drew is very sick and had to leave Lynette's birthday party early the night before due to "explosive diarrhea".
We learn that Adam and Drew have a "no gift" pact and never buy each other gifts for birthdays and holidays.
Adam discusses firing preferences and how him and Jimmy finally fired there old manager after a year of hesitation.
Adam compliments Drew on his wave goodbye and how much he prefers it to a hand shake and conversation.
Adam "..if you want to crap in a tube sock and give it to him..." (in reference to a gift for Drew)
Drew mentions that Ray stopped him as he was attempting to leave the party while he had an "explosive situation" going on.
Drew comments that he was able to make it home before crapping his pants but then it was "game on", with his drawers around his ankles running to the toilet.
He blames Oswaldo's flap steak for the "explosive reaction" but then comments it was so good he would eat it again even if it was the cause.
Drew "..oh I'll produce for you!!"
1st caller trig gives Adam and Drew there GorF stats from the last 4 months, w a guest and w/o a guest.
They discuss Trig's obvious virginity and then mock him, and then tell him to try and sound less like a virgin.
Adam discusses his friends who got laid early and how that affected their lives.
Drew discusses William Kennedy Smith and his legal troubles, which leads into a balance of power discussion.
They discuss the Kobe Bryant rape case and how it now seems the woman involved has many characteristics of the typical female Loveline caller.
Adam "Here's my thing, I rape locally"
Adam then goes off on how insane he would be if he had to commute between eagle Colorado and California for the court case and how he would react if he didn't rape the woman in question.
Adam's discussion of him losing it if he was in Kobe's position is awesome!!!
Drew discusses getting a ticket in Inyokern Ca and how he was forced to frive back there at 4am in order to appear at court, Drew then comments how out of control our legal system is and how if someone accuses you of something your life is over whether your guilty or not.
Adam then comments "..were not supposed to talk about this on-air probably.."
he then launches into how some guy is claiming that Adam and Jimmy stole the Crank Yankers idea from him and how Adam was forced to give 3hours of disposition.
Adam then rants about crazy people which leads into drew going off on the lack of liberties in America.
Adam mentions getting a bench warrant for this lawsuit and how he refuses to go to court.
Adam "..so arrest me!"
Drew shows Adam pictures of a Vaginal Prolapse from his infamous book that has such photos.
Adam "I'm guessing you're a Jew?"
Shawn "Jew...what!"
Adam and Drew go off on free range Jews vs. north American striped back Jews.
Drew mentions the upcoming DVD release of his cinematic triumph and how he preferred the alternate endings.
An Ebay employee calls in regards to Adam Carolla action figure listed on their site, Drew theorizes that it was made by Scott King a loveline TV show employee, after hearing the description they realize that it is a different Man/show related fan made figure.
There are 0 bids on the item when she calls in and the requested price was 19.00, it sells within one minute.
Drew quickly mentions his foray into the web business(dr.drew.com)
Adam mentions his sister using a "graduated urine container" as a drinking glass for many years.
Tandy computers are mocked.
Adam mentions his intent to "grow a jack in the beanstock size pot plant" once he has enough F' you money and how he would take it out to the very end.
Bill Maher's buddy Todd Mccormick the celebrity pot dealer and his grow op.
Adam's dwarf lemon tree has "huge calves", Drew talks about the pot growing on George Washington's property.
Recording Info:
Giovanni
Size: 177.87 MB
Length: 1:35:44
Bitrate: 256kb/s CBR
I love how Adam always casually shits on everything Drew does. The Olsen Twins movie “New York Minute” that Drew was in is coming out on DVD, which leads to a discussion about box office disappointments.
Drew tries to make the point that it’s all relative. He says New York Minute is only considered a box office disappointment because of the high expectations set by the studio. He says “if you look at it, we’ve made just about as much as ‘Without a Paddle.'” (another really stupid movie)
Adam: “Yeah but I’m thinking they’re pretty disappointed in Without a Paddle.”
Drew: “Really?”
Adam: “If it only made as much as New York Minute, I’m gonna go with yes.”
lol. He doesn’t read Drew’s books, didn’t go see this movie, and now he’s cracking on it some more.
A woman calls in who says her one night stand that’s turned into a three week fling has been having trouble maintaining his erection the last couple times they’ve had sex. The call is not that interesting but it leads Adam to muse on a subject he’s often thought about but not often discussed.
Adam: “I always like in those gangbang films, there’s always the guys who are on deck and in the hole, and they’re sort of waiting around and casually stroking themselves. There’s two types of stroking yourself. There’s expecting results, and then there’s the runner who’s running in place at the red intersection. It’s like ‘I know I’m not going anywhere, I’m just keeping the joints loose.’ It’s sort of a half beat off, half chub-up.”
The funniest part of all of this is that Drew goes along with it and knows exactly what Adam’s talking about. I just can’t picture Drew watching gangbang porn, but he has to at least watched it once to be able to riff with Adam about the similarity of the on deck guys stroking themselves and a batter in the on deck circle taking practice swings. He is, after all, a passionate, passionate man.
At the end of the show the guys take Luke’s call. They congratulate him for breaking the record for longest time on hold in the history of the show at 140 minutes…then tell him the show’s over and hang up on him. His question was about girls being freaked out about his foreskin since he’s uncircumcised. They don’t have time to give him legit advice so Adam leaves him with the only advice he can think of, which is to always go full speed, because it’s when you go half speed that people get hurt. lol.
Good episode. Adam and drew seem to be in high spirits.
Heh. Adam starts off by complaining about the intro (Chromebitch by Zeromancer) and how lo one likes it. I love that band.
00:36:30 An eBay employee calls and says they have an Adam Carolla action figure. Drew insists that it’ll sell immediately since they’re talking about it but Adam isn’t convinced. It sells literally less than a minute later lol
Adam: … I told you, Drew. How many times have I tried to tell you about the power of radio. You won’t listen.