Sunday, August 15th, 2004
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
Listen to theShow
Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your
Flash plugin.
Show Summary:
There's no summary for this show! Want to make the site more awesome and add one? Submit your summary in our forum.
Recording Info:
timex2
Size: 41.60 MB
Length: 1:30:53
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Adam returns from the Concourse Car Rally at Pebble Beach and is inspired to brainstorm “Subterranean Parking”, his action movie about a disgraced green beret attempting to thwart international car thieves from making off with the million dollar vehicles via Cold War Era Russian submarine.
Michael Narren made a great animated movie out of this:
http://home.comcast.net/~beefypapal/Pages/DGrandTheft.htm
This episode is a classic from beginning to end. Adam opens the show talking about Pebble Beach, where he just attended a big car show, and how beautiful it and the surrounding areas are.
Drew: “Why did we set up this city here and not there?”
Adam: “Don’t know. Had to do with a port is the best I can come up with. I think it was the railroad, the port, and the Lakers. I’m pretty sure the Lakers were here when we got here. When the earliest settlers came here and they went through the Donner Pass and it was like 1821 or something there were five huge black men just standing there.”
He then pitches his idea for a comedy called “Coffee and Donuts” about an odd-couple partnership between two cops. Charles Coffee III is an uptight, by-the-book officer of the law. He is partnered with Johnny Danetti aka Donuts, who plays by his own rules. They go out Donuts gets a corndog and Coffee always has to tell him what’s in it and how unhealthy it is.
Adam tries to prove that Drew is irreplaceable and that he couldn’t possibly do his job without him by demonstrating what it would be like to have an amateur try to do the exact job that Drew does on a nightly basis. He uses Engineer Chris as the amateur. He instructs him to listen to Adam rant and every few seconds to part his lips and barely make an audible sound, and if possible be reading the entire time. Chris attempts it, but at one point actually says an entire word and fails since Drew would never be that vocal.
Adam: “You ever get your sack burned, Drew?”
Drew: “With a cigarette?”
Adam: “Well, tiparillo.”
Drew: “No.”
Adam: “Then you don’t know pain.”
A girl calls in who says she just recently had sex with her best guy friend after years of only being friends. She says they finally hooked up during a game of truth or dare where the guy said he would prove the girl wasn’t daring enough but “I proved him wrong.” lol. Yeah honey, you win.
Adam: “I love when guys pretend they just came up with something. It’s like ‘uh…I bet you won’t take your top off, run around the car, jump back in and land on my penis. I just thought of that man.’ It’s never ‘go down to old man Johnson’s house and egg his truck’ it’s always something with the top coming off. ‘Lift your sweater over your head and smear this lithium axl grease all over your areolas. I just thought of that! Woulda done the same for a dude!'”
Caller has a Germany or Florida but the guys have heard it before, and even if they hadn’t, she gives it away like 5 words in because she says the world “flat” describing someone’s home. Nobody in America calls their apartment a flat. Every now and again a Germany or Florida is spoiled by the caller because of regional terminology that couldn’t possibly be from the other place, and it always amazes me how stupid some people can be. You obviously read the story before you called, you couldn’t edit it to leave out the regional diction?
Expensive car talk was cool.
Good episode. Drew and Adam seem to be in high spirits. Drew actually laughs with Adam throughout the episode.
01:01:16 The stuff guys pretend to come up with when playing Truth-or-Dare with chicks, very funny even Drew cracks up
Oh man that last caller is unlucky. She should have been born in the cave man era
They take a good number of calls. When Adam pitches his movie about stealing fancy cars, Drew tries to help out but ends up whiffing on every suggestion.
No he doesn’t lmao. Almost every one of them he brings something up and Adam says no, then repeats what drew said. He also played off of drew during it more than once.