Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
During the last call, Adam invents the "Jack Sack," a yellow portable DVD player you wear like a backpack.
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Length: 1:30:27
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Calls & Tags (14)
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Alex, M, 23
Alex is an untreated opiate addict. Adam freaks on Drew about drugs and addiction. Anderson’s drug history.
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Mina, F, 20
Bi Mina isn’t having much sex with her girlfriend. Drew notes this is common in lesbian relationships. We learn she’s never been with a man.
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Carly, F, 18
Carly had sex with a random boy. Unbelievably loud wind chimes in the background. Vaginal blister. Drew suspects herpes.
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Caleb, M
PA Caleb sounds gay. He won’t say what he’s working on, which gets him hung up on.
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Sarah, F, 24
Sarah has hemorrhoids and is worried she’s not crapping enough. Her inability to answer simple questions gets her put on hold.
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Eugene, M, 25
Eugene masturbates 10x a week and his penis hurts. Adam: give your penis a half day off and don’t use Prell. Dry jacking talk.
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Holly, M, 21
Holly had an abortion 3 years ago. Boring! Adam discusses the comedy of a spaceship having a self-destruct that can’t be overridden.
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Andrew, M, 16
Andrew’s penis “twists” right. Can vitamin E help? Adam compares it to a pig’s tail. Humorous use of “cockeyed”.
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Joe, M, 17
Big Joe wonders whether his weight is genetic. At 6’7” 350lbs at 17.. yep. Adam: “you clip your toenails and lose 5 pounds”.
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Angel, F, 21
Angel’s 35 yo bf has premature ejaculation. We learn she lost her virginity to him.
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Josh, M, 20, Bakersfield
Suspected bogus caller Josh says he had anal sex and now claims to have a burning penis. He leaves quietly. Geneva convention discussed.
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Jeff, M, 15
Punk Jeff’s mom threatens to take his computer away if he doesn’t go to church. Adam invents the Jack Sack.
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During the last call, Adam invents the “Jack Sack,” a yellow portable DVD player you wear like a backpack.
Around 12:40 Anderson admits to being addicted to speed for a couple years. Wow, never knew that.
Also around 40:00 Anderson talks about the Nelson Twins giving him acid when he was 11 years old
rogafufuken: Anderson made a couple of drug revelations over the years, but they were usually more vague than this one. It’s odd that Drew never said anything on the topic, or asked Anderson to pipe up during a speed call.
Emphatic argument between adam and drew at around 12 minutes.
Adam: “And listen all you teachers I had, kiss my hairy rich ass. Go home to your one bedroom apartments and contemplate suicide just one more time over your frozen hungry man dinner or whatever you can afford on your crappy salaries. I’ll be going home to one of my homes in one of my cars, I haven’t decided which one yet. Yes Drew?”
Drew: “Yes”
adam’s said on a few other shows that everyone he hangs out with is an addict and i always remember this argument
re: anderson and drugs, on AD podcast he mentioned he did speed in NYC 4-5 years ago.. he also just recently mentioned that he can do 100 push-ups now.. wonder whats up there..
Adam yelling at Drew at the beginning is great. Also I think this is the source of the “ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, OKAY!!!!” drop from drew. Either that or Engineer Anderson did a great job sneaking it in there….
Caller: “About a week and a half ago I had sex with a random boy, and I just realized that I have a blister on my vagina.”
Adam: “Either I’m in love or there’s wind chimes in the background.”
There were, in fact, wind chimes in the background. A nice change from smoke detector chirps, crying babies, or someone’s radio not turned down. Makes even a vagina blister seem heavenly.
And it’s been mentioned, but bears repeating. Matthew and Gunnar Nelson, the twins who formed the band…wait for it…Nelson, babysat for Anderson when he was 11-years-old and whereas some babysitters let the kids sneak an extra piece of candy before bed, these two gave Anderson acid. They also wrote (Can’t Live Without Your) Love and Affection, so really what’s the bigger crime here?
Adam’s denial about him and his friends being addicts rears its ugly head here and he blows up on Drew. One of the few things that Adam does that irks me is his undermining of Drew and saying everyone is an addict to him. Drew has always been very clear about the criteria for addiction:
1. Genetic disorder with a biological basis (at least 1 parent and the child will have 50% of inheriting the gene)
2. Consequences due to their addictive behavior
He’s also said that some form of denial is almost always present. Throw in childhood trauma as rocket fuel and that’s when addiction kicks into high gear.
Okay, a lot going on here. The Lostprophets were supposed to be on. Anderson is very active with the drops (which is rare in recent years).
Adam’s argument about everyone loving Vicodin makes no sense since he himself, nor Drew nor Anderson like it. Drew is sort of right to not even engage because Adam isn’t having a discussion, he’s just making his opinion known.
Later, the “ha ha haaaa” drop is played and Adam and Drew mix up the Morrell Twins with the “Nelson” twins who were Alexandra & Caroline Paul. I think Engineer Mike would have been there because they were 1998 shows and Anderson didn’t start solo until June 1999.
Morrell Twins guested in 1998, had stories of the band Nelson and then Nelson guested refuting some of it while inadvertantly confirming other parts of the story. Nelson also have a drug history linked back to a barely teenage engineer Anderson and the Paul twins are unrelated past guests, actor and firefighter.
Oops, I mixed it up then. But the guys did correctly remember that there were twins on before the Nelson episode, but what they really meant was the Morrell Twins, and Anderson was correct that he was not there for the origin of the drop.
That’s it, exactly.
This one has a little bit of everything. We get off to an awkward start when Drew labels all of Adam’s friends as addicts, which spirals into a tense 10 minute battle between them. We quickly get past that into some Loveline classics. Carly (windchimes) and Holly (emergency alarm) have loud noises behind them, the latter leading into Adam discussing the bizarreness of spaceship self-destruct buttons that can’t be overridden. Caleb (won’t tell what show he PA’s on) and Sarah ( can’t answer basic questions) get hung up on. Josh has a call about anal sex that Drew immediately flags as bogus. Josh basically admits defeat. Drew: “he respectfully bowed out”. The Geneva Convention of Bogosity is discussed. We get some show history with the Morrell twins and Nelson discussed along with Anderson’s drug history. Finally, we have a classic Adam invention: the Jack Sack, a portable, waterproof, yellow-colored device to enable portable masturbation anytime, anywhere. Fun show!