Contains: Good Story, GorF

Adam and Drew went to dinner the other night. Adam paid the check because he invited Drew. Adam knew the guy who owns the restaurant and realized was forced to leave a good tip, meaning he had to spend well over $200.

Drew had to do some red carpet stuff for the Olson twins movie he was in. Bob Saget made an appearance as well as the rest of the cast of Full House. Adam recalls trying to get Bob to do something for The Man Show. When he called him Bob made a huge deal about how Adam got his home phone number and made the conversation awkward. Drew spent some time with Jimmy's Uncle Frank and talked about the 500 women he slept with while he was a New York cop.

Caller Jack does a Germany or Florida but doesn't do very well at all.

Adam makes fun of David Schwimmer for making the NBC "The More You Know" PSA's about talking to your kids.

Adam and Drew complain about the guy who buys the police bike and helmet at an auction and impersonates a cop. Adam suggests they go ahead and buy the cop gun as well so they can put a bullet in their mouth.

A girl calls in with a question involving getting peed on. This starts off a pretty good discussion about brewing. Adam coins the phrase "Where the wiz was, we was." A good story is told where his buddy Chris is taking a piss on Adam while he was driving. Adam fired back with a large root beer, as did Chris. Luckily his cheap dad's car had an all vinyl interior so he just hosed it down when he got back.

Adam mentions whizzing out of his window at night and how he had a very awkward conversation with his gardener about why all the plants were dying.

A good amount of the show is spent by Adam trying to feed the drawstring back through his sweatpants. The break in down and do the "Grab a knee, gentlemen, that helmet's not a chair" bit. Bald Bryan is mentioned because of his football coaching.

25 year old caller Linda has a young child who was in the hospital with methadone and phetanyl. Adam continues to break it down throughout the course of the call.

Adam goes on a rant about the sofa-bed and how they have a metal arch going through the middle along with a wafer thin mattress that makes it impossible to sleep in. Adam compares it to someone putting a tortilla on a bear trap.

The good old story of Al the Landlord is told. Classic.

After confusing Jack Black with Jack Osborne, Adam and Drew describe how anti-social and slobby he was when they met him years back. Apparently he lives six houses away from Adam but they never talk.

After a 103 lb caller asks if smoking cigarettes will help her loose weight, Adam warns her about the dangers of second hand smoke.