Wednesday, April 14th, 2004
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Size: 41.98 MB
Length: 1:31:43
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45:44 Adam does a lightning round
1:00:00 — A rare Adam mic-punch (once every six years)
Lol rare, quick joke by drew 0:44:03
This is a great lightening round. Adam is incoherent. Drew kind of chips in. And even the caller starts talking super fast too.
“Turned over a new brown leaf”
“Defiantly abused but on the anal train going down the anal track”
“Brown heroin, Texas tea”
Adam was stellar during the breakdown in this episode.
“It’s like talking into a metal trashcan, you just hear your own crappy voice come back at you.”
Another Adam simile, describing a conversation with a stupid person.
Lots of spaced out callers
A really good and disturbing Germany or Florida about a guy who keeps exotic pets in his apartment. He dies after getting bitten by a black widow that he keeps, and when his body was finally found he was covered in spiders, going in and out of his mouth and nose, and most of his flesh had been eaten by the “hundreds of spiders, and dozens of lizards and snakes” that he keeps in his apartment.
Adam says it’s really good and interesting, but just because the guy dies, why does that mean all the terrariums which house these deadly animals get turned over? Not to mention, if he’s been bitten hundreds of times by spiders, and his flesh has been eaten by snakes and lizards, how the hell did they narrow it down to one spider bite that killed him? Either the story is fake, exaggerated, or it’s real and maybe the guy committed suicide by releasing all of the animals to come get him. Creepy.
Ah, just found the article. It says the heating elements exploded in the animals’ enclosures, allowing the lids to open. ?? okay. Anyway, the article doesn’t have much information that’s not in the call, but here it is. The black widow that killed him is named Bettina.
http://digitaljournal.com/article/213294
Adam opens the show…eventually…with a rant about people out jogging who jump in front of your car in the crosswalk so you have to hit the breaks and stop short, and they stand there looking at you like you’re a mental patient who escaped over the wall.
Meanwhile he’s wearing a track suit that’s asphalt-colored with the actual road stripes painted on it.
“By the way, I didn’t hit you, did I? I’ll apologize when you’re crippled.”
Just listen to 45:50 to 49:30 I think Adam says maybe half a dozen actual words and if you listen with headphones and the volume up you can hear Drew cracking up dying of laughter in the background. This is Loveline gold, I love catching Drew gasping for air laughing.
Drew always had a special soft spot for Adam’s morning jock gibberish. Guaranteed laughter from Drew.
Not a lightning round, just DJ gibberish. Solid show except I can’t stand the “break it down” football coach bit. Drew makes Adam do the tired “rape is a violent crime” bit and then a caller who was violently raped calls in. C’mon Drew.
42:14 anal sex call. Adam was on absolute point here. Literally had to contain my laughter at work.