Wednesday, March 24th, 2004
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Length: 1:31:26
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Some total wigged out nerd calls in around minute 1:08. SHOCKINGLY he went to my alma mater (hail!) – William and Mary, where he spun out due to panic attacks. Just listen to this guy’s voice – he is a total TWAMP (or Typical William And Mary Person – http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Twamp). It is a good school but a nerd paradise where fun came to die. Second night of Theo’s “Germany or Florida” theme song. Since I am waxing on about myself in this post – Theo, my parents/brother dwell in Richmond. If you read these boards – I would love to meet your squirrely ass one day! You are an absolute delight!
Re: the nerd with panic attacks, usually Drew avoids stepping on the advice of other doctors but here he’s basically changing the guy’s prescription on the fly, seems like a bad idea.
Adam goes on a nice lottery rant 01:18:57
I love how adam explains why he moved out of his parents house so young saying that if his parents house was a theme park it would be called Depressing Land and it was like staying at a really horrible motel that you cant wait to check out of
A woman calls in who says she found gay porn in the recent items section of her boyfriend’s computer. The guys say it could’ve just been his buddies sending it to him as a gag, he opened it, and BAM, it’s now on his computer. They tell her to confront him about it and if he’s casual and says it was his buddies playing a gag, then fine, but if he gets nervous and fidgety and gets angry, then he’s guilty.
Adam goes on to say he loves the gays, in fact wishes he WAS gay. They don’t pollute the world with their crappy kids, all they do is pay taxes to send other people’s kids to school, they recycle like hell, the car always has a fresh coat of wax on it, their yards are finely manicured as if they took nose hair clippers to it. You don’t see an El Camino up on blocks with a sofa just rotting in the front yard. And finally they leave all the chicks for Adam. BUT….any straight man that sees gay porn should have a visceral reaction to it because they should find it repugnant, like taking a whiff of milk that spoiled long ago. Should’ve checked the date.
They ask her a couple questions to determine whether he’s gay or not. They ask if he drinks soda (he doesn’t), if he drinks regular coffee or non fat lattes (he drinks regular coffee), what kind of bathing suit he wears (she’s never seen him in one), and what kind of car he drives (turns out it’s a convertible Mitsubishi Eclipse). The guys react to the convertible Eclipse with an “Ohhhhhhh!”
Caller: “What does that mean?”
Adam: “Are you sitting down?”
They ultimately decide he can’t be gay because she reveals that he’s been married before and has two kids with that ex, and she (the caller) is the one who broke their marriage up.
Drew: “That doesn’t sound like somebody with sexual orientation problems.”
Adam: “Yeah because if you’re already with your beard of a wife and have two kids and have been together for 9 years, your whole plan is I’m gonna keep the status quo going, meanwhile I’m going to San Francisco for the third time this month for business, and I’m hanging out in a bath house next to the glory hole.”
@landlubber Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah! Blah blah, blah blah blah- blaaaaah, blah blah blah!
the argument between the drunk homeless person and the indian cashier is hilarious
@BMacC, based on your past actions, I guess I should be expecting an apology and some ass kissing on my profile in a couple months like last time you had a problem with my comments.
Make up your mind kiddo, I can handle it if you don’t like my comments. No need to have a couple drinks, get that warm and fuzzy brotherly feeling and come to my profile to apologize.
00:03:54 The first time they really dig into Engineer Chris’s background. Really funny considering how much Adam lays into him moving forward ha ha
Adam and Drew five into engineer Chris’s life. Adam goes off so hard on the Lottery that he abandons the lightning round…sob. Good episode.