Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
A caller asks about marijuana related man boobs and then requests Mr.Birchum as a Loveline guest.
Adam goes off on Germany and the Holocaust museum, a "light bombing" of Germany is suggested.
Adam explains how MR.Birchum was a guest on Loveline when the show was still local before syndication.
Adam and Drew go of on an extended discussion regarding hot chicks and how they never seem to be employed at any business which is intertwined with a cop/fireman calender riff.
A female caller has a question about Vulvodynia.
great calls.
At one point Adam yells at Drew "THEY TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MEAN DON'T TALK!!!" Adam then comments that Drew and him were told not to discuss something and Drew was freaked out.
(I wonder what it was they were told not to discuss and by whom, Kevin Weatherly??? Another Loveline mystery I suppose)
Adam "Grab a Knee, Break it Down!!!"
Adam "Touched by a Family Member....Half Brother"
Drew makes a comment about Adam killing a tarantula, Adam had seemed to forget this and remembers it after Drew's comment and then remarks that he didn't kill it on purpose.
Will Arnett and Hack are briefly brought up!!!
Extended discussion regarding kids and their peers and the dysfunction in many in of their homes.
Adam " My mom couldn't have been pried out of her room with a shoe horn and a case of KY"
Adam inquires into the funding related to AA,SA,CA,MA and Drew explains the 12 traditions of AA.
Adam goes off on him trying to care for an infant at age 16, this scenario is hilarious.
Adam inquires as to why reptiles and fish will never eat when your watching.
Angler fish are brought up.
Adam hangs up on someone with his fist.
Perfect Strangers and Bronson Pinchot are mentioned and Adam discusses filming Dawson's Creek last year and how he reacquainted himself with the sitcom Perfect Strangers after finishing Loveline at 3am.
He then goes off on the "Rustic" inn him and Drew stayed at while filming the show and then he segues to Bed and Breakfast's.
Adam goes off on filming the show and all the difficulties he encountered while filming the show, he then goes off on the L.A marathon and how he almost had to charter a plane.
This episode is great!!
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.70 MB
Length: 1:31:06
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
About 4-5 days later the “mystery” is revealed to be Drew’s appearance on “Super Millionaire.”
Adam goes on a jag about these “hot cop and fireman” calendars that use actual firemen and cops and that they’re bordering on gay erotica. He complains that you don’t find that same thing happening with women because if they’re pretty, they’re already models.
Adam: “Hot chicks working at the DMV? Scour the globe. Go down to the department of building, the police force, the fire department. See if you can find one 7 in the whole bunch. It’s morbidly obese black women with crazy hair and unicorns painted on their fingernails!”
Later, a cop calls in and throws a couple barbs at firemen. He says of course those guys are all buff and look good in calendars, because all they do all day is lift weights. Adam says yeah, all they do is lift weights and eat all day. Then the caller says “oh, they do more than that, every now and again they wash the truck.”
Adam laughs and says “You know what I love? I love that the Army hates the Navy, cops hate firemen, the highway patrol doesn’t like the Sheriffs. I like the fact that people we all look at as the same, hate each other. You know what I mean? I don’t know why I’m amused by it. Drew hates Dr. Phil. Same guy.”
As per a fan’s request, Mr. Bircham makes an appearance along with virtual Adam.
Adam asks Drew if he’s seen the preview for next’s week episode of Hack. Drew then steps on the joke by asking if he is going to be playing a rapist.
Adam does it anyways.
Adam retells the time he was gonna be on Dawsons Creek and missed the last flight out of LA. Thus meaning he was going to have to pay for his own private charter…….He remembers thats its coming up a years anniversary of this traumatic day as it was the LA marathon that closed half the city down resulting in his driver never turning up.
Was obviously a very traumatic day lol……Great story!!!
This is way late in the game to comment, but I feel like my understanding of the “cyclical universe” comes from Adam and Drew.
Later in his forties, Adam learns to place his keys in the same place (to easily find them the next day), mark the locks with red for “locked” and to “punish the Gardner ” for leaving the gate open to the pool.
Adam discovered the great magnet, and preached of its properties early in his Loveline career.
Could we please pass this along?
01:10:28 Mr. Birchum guest appearance!
Me Burcham makes a rare appearance…even though it doesn’t go that well. But decent episode.
Drew is out of it this show. He rallies a little for the Birchum bit, which I think Anderson had fun with, but it pretty much fell flat.