Monday, February 16th, 2004
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Pretty good show. Really tarded caller about 50 minutes in Adam does a great boring stupid hot girl impression.
Wow. Adam’s rant about people asking about scratches on cars at the top of the show was great. I could actually hear his blood vesicles popping in his neck.
At 1:08, Adam “coaches” the caller, clapping and giving coaching lines, repeating Drew’s advice, all in his “coach voice.” Hilarious.
Ugh, Roth517, I’d have to imagine this is one of your first times hearing Adam’s “break it down” thing. He just started it a few episodes back and it’s funny the first couple of times, but he makes it part of his arsenal for a while, and it wears out its welcome very quickly. *Requisite acknowledgment of the subjective nature of comedy, and that others may not share my opinion on this.*
Adam says in the spirit of self-interest being the biggest motivational factor for people, they should institute a law that says you only get holidays off if you voted for President, and not only that, but only if you voted for the guy who wins. “you put your money on a horse, that horse gotta come in.” Everyone is so concerned about how many people vote, this is a great way to incentivize them.
An 18-year-old girl named Tristin calls in and she’s 6 months pregnant with her 17-year-old boyfriend’s baby. She works at Starbucks and he wants to go into the Navy. The guys try to convince her to let the kid have a fighting chance and give it up for adoption.
Adam: “Yeah cuz Tristin sounds cute and nice but I wouldn’t want her watching my turtle over like a short weekend. Like if I was leaving for a short trip on Saturday at noon and then coming home Sunday evening, and I’d already fed the turtle, I would call a couple times. ‘Put the turtle on, I don’t trust you.’ Then when she brought the turtle back I’d lick my shirt and wipe the shell to make sure it was the same turtle and not one painted up to look like the old one.”
A girl calls in who says she’s been a lesbian for a long time but “just recently kind of went back to men” briefly.
Caller: “I had some anal sex and now I have a rash. Now I’ve gotten with a girl and we both don’t know what to do.”
Adam: “Talk about diving right back into heterosexuality. That’s going back with a vengeance my friend.”
Drew posits that it was probably some brutality from men that turned her towards women in the first place and now she’s reenacting that brutality by letting a man nail her in the ass.
Later, and appearance by my favorite Loveline drop of all time, which is Drew saying “you’ve got a small penis, you fag.”
The “Break it down” routine is incredibly annoying here if you ask me. Sometimes Adam just doesn’t know when enough’s enough…
“Have you ever seen a Mexican in an apartment? NOT IN THE LA AREA!” Adam and his PSA’s are priceless lol
The high school coach bit is EXCRUCIATING in this one. Ugh.
Between Adam mocking the idea of housing discrimination, the extremely annoying coach bit with Adam clapping so you can’t hear anything, and the technical difficulties with the phone line, this is the worst episode in a long time.
adam clapping was funny as hell
> Adam says in the spirit of self-interest being the biggest motivational factor for people, they should institute a law that says you only get holidays off if you voted for President, and not only that, but only if you voted for the guy who wins. “you put your money on a horse, that horse gotta come in.” Everyone is so concerned about how many people vote, this is a great way to incentivize them.
Or you know.. give everyone off on Election Day