Thursday, September 25th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam has decided to take callers in order by height, Adam goes off on change belts.
Another caller says 5' 12" but immediately corrects herself, Adam then references the previous caller who said 5'12" instead of 6".
Dr. Drew is in Kansas City Missouri after speaking at a college and just barely getting to the studio in time.
Adam is a bit tangential and loopy and Drew explains that when Adam is alone in the studio his mind seems to get expansive.
Adam goes off on an extended discussion regarding how when he calls a Hispanic coworker he always gets the "Whooooo?" from the woman who answers the phone, a caller prompts Adam to re-tell this and explains that Adam is right.
He is Hispanic and his mother does that to buy time so he can decide whether or not to answer.
Adam inquires to what role women play in taming men and their impulses, Dr.Drew brings up the work evolutionary anthropologist Linoel Tiger and his theory of how women have tamed men over time, which oddly does not cause Adam to go off on his famous "Wait a minute a guy named Lionel Tiger, writes about taming?".
Even more Bruce Campbell talk, Adam is really stoked about his appearance, sadly it never happened.
Drew begs people to give his book Cracked a chance, he is really passionate about it and Adam is loopy the whole time just saying "yes, no, yes, no".
A female caller can only receive orgasms from anal sex, Adam and drew have a blast riffing on her situation.
Adam mentions some friends who he wont name who have small penises and are able to get anal even on 1 night stands.
Adam goes off on how the callers boyfriends have "Mr. Wizard" type problem on their hands.
Drew explains he hasn't ate since very early in the day and how he bought some Salami from the vending machine and its delicious.
Even more Bruce Campbell/Evil Dead talk, Adam then mentions how much excited he is for the upcoming appearance of Cheap Trick as well.
Adam explains why his wife Lynette called in the night before, apparently she did not want to be on the air she just wanted to tell Drew that she yelled at Adam for peeing in the sink, Adam then goes off on how he tells her off in his sleep.
Anderson asks if Adam and Drew have heard the new PSA he's been playing, so Anderson plays for the very first time the "housing discrimination" PSA.
Adam and Drew go off on how racist the PSA is.
Adam "...Hello dere my name be Tyronious i bees wanting to rents your apartemesmess"
Recording Info:
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Size: 42.40 MB
Length: 1:32:38
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Last caller is a Mason Jar prank.
Anderson debuts the new housing discrimination PSA
Adam: “He likes you enough to fuck you, but not enough to take you out and legitimize the relationship. He likes you 65 – 70%”
LOL comparing a ballsack to a catfish is classic
The first caller is a girl — she earns the right to be the night’s first caller by being the tallest girl on hold, standing at 5’10,” since Adam has decided to take the calls in order of height — who has a problem with a coworker saying sexually explicit things to her in the workplace. Adam asks what kind of work she does and it turns out she works in an auto body shop. He’s perplexed by this and he asks her “so is this guy in the shop banging out dents while you work in the office?” She says no and that she also works in the shop. He says “you do? Are you any good?” haha. His sexism really boils over here. He asks her a couple questions and unlike every single other caller to this show who professes to know stuff about their profession, this chick answers his questions correctly.
Juggzica already mentioned Adam comparing a nut sack to a catfish. The original analogy is that ball sacks are all ugly as hell so the caller being concerned about his GF seeing his — which is missing the left testicle — is like being worried about someone seeing your pet catfish because it’s so ugly. All catfish are ugly as hell so it’s useless to worry about it and there’s not much you can do to make it any uglier than it already is. Adam moves on to discuss the relative attractiveness of other members of the animal kingdom and finally settles on Koala Bears as the Jews of the animal world. “They have big schnozzes and don’t move around a whole lot. But they’re crafty.”
Anderson premiers the housing discrimination PSA for the first time on air. It’s a bunch of people calling a white woman about an apartment for rent. The first four people have really thick accents and she quickly tells them the apartment is no longer available. Then a white guy calls and she says it’s still available. It’s a nice little message, but it’s really racist-sounding because of the over exaggerated accents they give the minorities.
Adam: “Hell dere! My name be Tyroneeus. I bees wantings to rents your apartementness. Of course EVERYONE’s being discriminated against. Stop worrying about what group you’re in and move on. Take care of your kids and yourself. I’m tired of the pussy white man just staring at his feet feeling bad. I didn’t do anything and neither did anyone I know. Let’s get passed this and move on, right Drew?”
Drew: “Um yes, let’s move on.”
Adam: “Oh Drew you’re such a pussy!”
Adam goes on to make a good point that they didn’t portray an Asian voice in the discrimination PSA because Asians are “the good minorities.” There are certain groups that do well, and ones that don’t. If anything, the commercial is being racist. They use a black guy, middle eastern guy, and a Mexican. Why no Asian? Cuz they’re doing well.
Drew is in Kansas City. Sadly, Loveline isn’t aired in KC any more.
The episode where Adam talks about Monkfish and how they are ugly fish.
1:10:34 Housing discrimination PSA followed by a rant by Adam about racism/discrimination
As sometimes happens with Adam, the take thecallers by height thing runs out of steam way before it stops
Adam declares racism is no longer a problem in 2003. Drew meekly points out that these things take generations to heal, then becomes very quiet.
Adam is so goddamn retarded lol
Housing Discrimination PSA is hilarious! Fun to hear the origins of “Hello This is Graham Wellington” drop! Adam rants about racism and it’s uncomfortable.