Sunday, September 14th, 2003
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam talks about John Ritter's sudden death.
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Size: 41.88 MB
Length: 1:31:30
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
guy calls in from my home town Reno NV!
1:02:45 great pie v cake jag
Geneva Convention of Bogus Calls explained at 00:21:00
First caller’s mother is dying of alcoholism; Adam: “Well that… that’ll put a little hitch in your giddyup.”
Heh. Anderson is great around 30 minutes in when they start talking about Blood Sweat and Tears.
Guy calls in at 14 minutes.
Caller: “Hi, yeah, I have an opportunity to be in a threesome with friends of mine I’ve had for the last few years.”
Adam: “What are the dudes names?”
Turns out the other two people are a married couple. Adam goes on to tell him that best case scenario, you’re banging this guy’s wife while he stares at you cockeyed and slowly starts reaching over for the reading lamp on the end table, worst case scenario, HE’S banging you.
Later a guy calls in who says his girlfriend cheated on him with some guy who was in jail. Immediately Anderson uses the banjo music drop to indicate that the caller is a redneck. He uses that drop way too much, and often times it’s not even correct. The guy calling is a black dude with no hint of a southern accent. That drop is supposed to be reserved for southern hillbilly white boys with weird redneck problems. That drop can be hilarious when used sparingly. Like the DAG vomit drop. If he used that EVERY single time someone said something even remotely gross, it wouldn’t be funny. That’s how I feel about the banjo music drop. If I had a time machine, I wouldn’t go back and kill Hitler or warn everyone about global warming, I’d go back to Anderson’s first day of work and tattoo “restraint” on his forehead. Backwards of course so he could read it in the mirror.
And right after that Anderson redeems himself and practices a little restraint when Adam asks him to cue up the Blood Sweat and Tears. He knows that once he plays a couple bars of it, it’s over. Adam will have it playing during all the calls and sing along and go on a 30 minute rant about contemporary music sucking.
A kid calls in and starts his call by saying “Just wanted to say I respect you guys and I don’t know what I would do without all your masturbation advice Adam.” This is met by complete silence from the guys except for a very quiet grumble of disapproval from Adam. I love when these guys call and have this planned out beginning to kiss the guys’ asses. I think the fantasy is they’re gonna say something like the masturbation thing and the guys are gonna laugh heartily and praise them for knowing the show’s inside jokes. I understand they’re fans and I get the compulsion behind trying to include themselves in the proceedings, but they take a million calls so the ass kissery just becomes more of an annoyance than anything. And the lowest common denominator uninspired attempt at humor by just bringing up something Adam talks a lot about (in this case masturbation) makes him upset, so he just grumbles at the kid. lol.
And another banjo drop. Jesus Anderson. At least this time it makes sense. The girl is dropping “yall’s” all over the place. Shouldn’t have jumped the gun on that first go-’round.
Adam says the essence of spirituality is trying to beat the bible on a technicality, as religious people do on a daily basis. Small religion/hypocrisy/absurdity rant to end the show.
You’ve heard the cake rant before, maybe dozens of times, but this is probably the best one. Starts around 1:02:58 but climaxes starting at 1:06:30 — I love the moments in the show when Drew loses it and you can barely hear him incapacitated with laughter off the mic. This is one of those moments.
RIP Ritter
This period when Adam is constantly saying “Shi’ite Muslim” is so funny considering all of the 9/11 hijackers were Sunni lol. Good summation of how retarded Americans were going into Bush’s war