Monday, August 18th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Classic Adam and Drew Solo ep
Adam does a crazy extended "tard" impression, it is really funny and angry simultaneously, Anderson uses it as the closing drop.
Drew starts of the show with some info for Adam, once again Adam is correct about a problem in medicine.
Drew goes on to say that Adam has been explaining for years that the reason there is a shortage of organs for transplant is do to two thing retarded Religion and lack of information on the subject for family.
Adam goes off on a brief jag about these topics.
Adam mentions that Drew is working on the film "New York Minute" with the Olsen twins, Drew proclaims that when they are done shooting the twins are going to do Loveline, Adam "...are you high Drew?".
The Olsen twins would end up being booked several times and systematically canceling each booking, never appearing on the show.
Drew brings up on of his and Adam's college speaking events, in particular a young woman who had 2 vaginas.
A woman calls about irritable bowel and endometriosis, Adam says something to the effect "I'm just picturing a tidal wave of red and brown shooting out of you".
Adam does a little Traffic and Weather and couple rounds of Stripper DJ, including an inspired idea of trading lap dances for therapy, like people do with other professions.
Adam then riffs as the strip club DJ telling the therapist the strippers issues while she dances, So F'ing funny.
Adam ponders why girls become "bitchy" at 13 till around 40, he then comments on what he will do if he has a daughter and she acts that way, Anderson busts out some very obscure drops "why you act so stupid like that..." from a very annoying female caller, Adam then comments that bitchy 13yr old's remind him of Tara DCMTGD but she is in her 20s.
A young man somehow obtained Drew's book cracked a week early the guy make him confirm it by banging the book on the phone then listing the names of who gave testimonials on the book jacket, he confirms all of it and mentions specifics from the book, he asks for an address where he can send it in to be autographed, Adam then goes off on how he may get it back in almost 2 years w/o an autograph do to Producer Ann and Lauren's inability to give them things that are sent to them.
Anderson busts out ton of old/obscure drops, lots of Adam "blah blah blah blah" and obscure drops from callers.
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.54 MB
Length: 1:30:45
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
There isn’t much exciting after Adam’s tard impression (which is hilarious), except maybe his rant on constant weather/traffic reports. Rest of the episode is average.
I will never trust you again Bonzaii. This episode is hilarious. Adam is so pissed the whole time from the heat and lack of sleep and is just ranting and ranting non stop. Real funny.
awesome rat & ant rant (say that three times fast) starting at 1:16:12 “rat everywhere, puppy no where?” hilarious.
Adam’s complaining about bitchy teen girls around 1:06:00 leads to a very prescient remark about his hypothetical children: “Ugh, I’ll tell you somethin’, if I have a daughter and she starts pullin’ that crap, I’ll duct-tape her ass to a lawn chair and throw her into the pool.” Judging by his current reports about little Natalia on the podcast, that day’s not far off.
Includes a hall-of-fame traffic & weather reports jag.
About as good as a no-guest night can get, easy ★★★★★ show.
Interesting moment at 9 minutes 18 seconds into the show. A girl calls in and Adam asks how old she is. She kind of stumbles and says “um, 25.” He doesn’t believe her so he asks what year she was born. She doesn’t want to answer and keeps repeating “I knew you were gonna ask that.” Adam keeps answering back “WHAT YEAR?” She won’t answer so he puts her on hold and gives her hell about being a liar.
Finally, when he puts her back on the line she says she was born in 1976, which Adam quickly figures is two years off. It would make her 27, not 25. Now, backed into a corner, she reveals that she’s not lying and what really happened was the phone screeners told her that the show’s demographic is a certain age and to lie and say she’s 25. Turns out this is exactly what happened.
Adam now turns his rage on the screeners and whoever told them to do that. He tells them to never do that again or he will walk right the hell out of there. As she was ratting out the screeners, Drew said “okay stop, stop” and Anderson dropped in the “whatever” drop over and over because they didn’t want that inside info going out over the air. lol.
So Adam ends his rant against the screeners but goes back to giving the caller shit because she couldn’t even do the math and just say she was born in 1978 to make the 25 lie work. She says she was flustered. haha. Classic moment all around. Good to hear the inside baseball stuff and the goings on behind the glass in the studio.
Laughed myself to tears at 19:10
00:32:50 Jackie needs therapy. She’s a depressed stripper. Adam busts into a hilarious, surprise strip club DJ mini lightning round. Jackie is not amused.
Super chill episode with some of the best traffic radio ranting I’ve heard.
Drews thought bubble 54:58
The biggest problem with ants 1:21:45
1:07:08 – Drop by a caller with a bizarre voice: “No, I drink alcohol”
1:07:02*
1:07:13 “Why you act so stupid like that?” drop
It’s very curious that Adam asks E’s age just after the nine minute mark. Why was he immediately suspicious of her lying about her age? Or did the screeners not write it down on the screen?
Adam rants about traffic reports wasting everybody’s time yet his rant ends up wasting more time than the actual reports.