From the movie American Wedding

Eddie is on promoting American Wedding, he plays the Character Finch.

Eddie is a loveline vet having done the show several times, he is also a big fan of the show which is really fun to listen to.

Adam and Drew start the show wearing each others headphones and they do an awkward on-air swap, Adam mentions Tara DCMTGD is on vacation which he looks at as a vacation for the other employees as well, in Particular Bald Bryan who seems to be giving a knowing nod from the next room.

Adam mentions that Anderson is on vacation too, most likely volunteering at camp Ronald McDonald once again.

Eddie goes in depth about the American pie movies and how the sequels came about, he is very honest.

Adam goes off on Cold Showers and "gleeking" the odd spitting technique from under the tongue.

Adam explains that his headphones work like the U.N. and he hears everything in German, Eddie claims he now finally understands the show.

Adam claims he has never seen a tiny or too small penis even though he has seen "200 miles worth of erect penis" and then he says that Bald Bryan is threatening to show him something, Adam "..yeah I know Bryan has got to be small..".

Drew then goes of on some patients he has seen show have almost no penis, then Drew comments on Adam's "Gym Dick" and how it mirrors his life.

Eddie gets in some good comments.

Eddie mentions he recently finished work on the film Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and how excited he is for it.

Adam inquires to about the quality of White Castle and Eddie is shocked they don't have them on the west coast, Adam mentions a big argument from the Kimmel writers room regarding what place makes the best burger.

Adam brings up his Idea "Home Court" that would have every chain restaurant where people could go and finally compare all the regional favorites and see who made the best.

Kelly calls in regards to guys who have a "baby dick" she is very unpleasant and her kid is crying in the background.

Adam, Drew and Eddie call Kelly a bitch while she claims she is a good person, Drew describes her as cruel and Eddie backs him up.

Adam is slamming the console the whole time trying to get his headphone jack to work.

Adam offers Kelly a Job in Tara's absence, Adam "...yeah we don't have any good looking evil people here, to make us feel bad about ourselves, maybe you could come fill that void..yeah maybe you could come over here and put Bryan down".

Adam goes off on the crappy equipment at westwood 2, none and how nothing works which leads to Adam discussing his weekend/afternoon? in Santa Barbara with Dr.Drew, Adam goes off on a couple analogies about how things are passed off as more than they are i.e. 2x4's, he eventually gets to the subject at hand the length of massages at spas and how the 50 minutes is actually like 40 minutes and how the tip drives him nuts.

The massage costs 120.00 and he still has to leave a tip, he really goes off on this.

While Adam was getting a massage at the spa Drew was out running during a workout at the spa and was attacked by bees, Drew recounts his hilarious story of battling nature.

Another bogus call from Miriam this time she claims to be Evette, Drew and Adam bust her, her call was very weak this time and she stumbles all the way through it.

Her answers to some of Adam's questions are (unintentionally) F'ing hilarious, she goes from not knowing her birthday because most of the kids in her class were born in 1986 and she assumed she was as well, then she tries to pass off a lie about Chinese astrology.

Miriam "..this is embarrassing.."

Adam gets her to fess up but she doesn't make a full admission.

Drew brings up Adam's almost threesome of 7yrs ago with Ebony and Ivory, Adam then seems to get uncomfortable and Eddie really gets a kick out of it.

Adam mentions he recently ran into Ebony and she had packed on some pounds.

Drew and Eddie double up on the Missy Elliot song and rap? the show back from break, Adam then goes off on Dr. Suess and how if he was high enough he could have thought it up.