Thursday, July 17th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Drew starts the show because Adam is running 2minutes late, Drew catches Adam up on the 1st callers dilemma and Adam threatens a rant about the cell service L.A.
Drew then mentions how he has done this extensive research about the multiple orgasmic female over the years, Adam again comments that he has never encountered one, Drew then mentions that those women always believe other women who don't have that experience are either lying or not doing it correctly as if they are unable to understand the biological diversity of women.
Drew then mentions that the MOF's typically don't care for oral sex, Drew asks caller Joe who replies "NO!" and then explains that " no she doesn't like oral sex very much" confirming Drew's point, both Adam and Drew then explain to Joe that Drew just F'ing said that. Adam "...NO!..well actually, everyone has to make your point there point...alright get rid of Joe.
Adam and Drew do an on air mic/seat swap, Adam comments on how hot the cans are after swapping with Drew, Adam "you must have a high octane brain or something...".
Adam then recounts being screamed at by a "haggard old woman" outside the studio after speeding into the parking lot, Adam "...but when I'm running late, then it's Duke's of Hazard, I'm jumping broken bridges and stuff...".
Adam mentions he swung around a woman who was waiting for the red turn arrow he didn't even bother to pull up behind her then around he just slid over in front of her from the right lane and pulled the left turn, Adam then explains that she was just making the turn as he walking from his parked car to the building and she screamed at him.
Adam then goes off on "Haggard Broads" and how there is nothing better, he then compares the woman who yelled at him to looking like Geddy Lee the lead singer of the band RUSH.
Drew then mentions he had a conversation about the RUSH earlier in the day and he then comments how strange it is because he has never spoken about them in his entire life(GREAT MAGNET).
Adam "...coked up meth, Riverside scrawny broad...sort of jaw that looks like it could crush a yak's femur...these are the people you could snap over you knee and make into kindling, I don't know why their running around at night telling strange guys to F' off..". Adam then recounts how Security guard Andy told her to "F herself".
A caller inspires Drew to ask Adam to recount the misadventures of him and catholic little brother Nate, TEEEEEM is briefly brought up but then Adam segues into how he became a catholic big brother even discussing the interview process, he then brings up the time that he gave Nate his phone card so he could call some chick in Kentucky.
Adam goes off on a crazed rant about the practices of the city when it comes to hiring for construction work, he explains he has a friend he used to work with who is a skilled carpenter but was gunning for a city labor job because laborers make 10$ more an hour than carpenters and how f'ed up all the policies are in L.A.
Adam goes off on the story about Dog the Bounty hunter being arrested in Mexico for illegally extraditing the Max Factor heir Rapist, he then goes off on the irony of how the only thing illegal in Mexico is bounty hunting, he then discusses the appearance of Dog.
A caller recommends having Rikki Rachtman or Poorman on as a guest they reply that Rikki has been on several times and Poorman cannot appear do to the pending litigation between him and westwood one.
Drew and Anderson beg Adam to bring in the tape of Drew from Crank Yankers.
Adam and Drew go off on Jerusalem crickets and Drew recounts seeing the Omen with a girlfriend and as they were walking home she felt something in her pants and she shook her pant leg until potato bug fell out, Adam "...Drew, you were like finger banging her like ten minutes earlier right?....".
Anderson chimes in with the insight that they are also know as Jerusalem Crickets and how he spent an hour on the internet looking them up because he is so freaked out by them, this leads to an extended "great magnetish" discussion.
Lots of Adam De Lapena talk including a recap of his Man Show job interview, A guy calls with a question about marijuana and mentions his recently purchased whizanator and then demonstrates his amazing pot laugh.
Recording Info:
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Size: 42.37 MB
Length: 1:32:33
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Here is a rare picture of Adam and his catholic little brother Nate
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UGHHHH Miriam calls AGAIN around minute 40.
rogafufuken – I am so sad your link didn’t work – I would love to see Nate if you can repost.
Really great episode with lots of messed up callers. I think UnclePenny’s play by play is from a different episode though.
Adam describes his desire to be with a petite girl and the motivation behind it. He says that his grandmother has a pool in his backyard that’s about the size of his fist. He says you can stand up in the deep end and have your chin above the water no problem. But when he was a kid, that same pool was huge and fun. It’s his size that’s changed. Being with a petite woman, your unit seems that much larger.
Drew: “Yeah, but that could potentially be uncomfortable to the woman if the guy is a little larger.”
Adam: “Yeah, I’m not worried about her.”
Drew: “I know you’re not. I know you’re not.”
The next girl who calls in says she was driving down the freeway and some guy committed suicide by walking back and forth across the lanes waiting to be hit.
Caller: “And I was the lucky one who got 20 points and hit him.” lol. This chick is marriage material.
This gets the guys talking about the 86-year-old man who drove through a farmer’s market out there near them, killing 10 people and injuring a lot more. Drew says he had to have been suffering from some medical emergency like a seizure or disturbance in his heart rhythm. Drew says as time goes on, it will come out that he was having some kind of medical emergency. Adam says “yeah but you’re always wrong.” Turns out Drew is wrong. The only medical emergency this guy was having was being an 86-year-old behind the wheel of a car. He thought he was hitting the brake the whole time, but was actually hitting the accelerator. He plowed over dozens of people, all the while accelerating. Witnesses say he just stared straight ahead and plowed through everyone, and they saw no brake lights light up. When he got out of the car, he casually asked how many people he hit, then said “well if you saw me coming, why didn’t you get out of the way.” wowzers. The guy was convicted of vehicular manslaughter for killing 10 people but the judge determined that because of his poor health, he would just be a burden on corrections officers and taxpayers, so he got probation instead of jail time.
The families of the victims sued the balls out of the farmer’s market for not being psychic and installing metal barriers to prevent the tragedy, even though they willingly meandered around the place knowing there were no metal barriers to protect them. That’s like walking down the sidewalk, getting hit by a car, then suing the city for having a sidewalk so close to the street. lol. Crazy people are crazy.
The people who run the farmer’s market were just as much victims as the customers, but why not sue them and put them out of business? This is America. If a tragedy happens to you, it’s as good as hitting the lottery. We have an implied agreement with the rest of the citizens of the country that if something bad happens to you, you’re automatically entitled to millions of dollars, and have the right to pick a random target and ruin their life, putting them in bankruptcy and shutting down their business.
Okay, I never heard the Dr. Drew Crank Yanker call before this, and oh my god, that shit is hilarious. Drew asked for so long about when he’d finally be able to be on the show. then when they were going to finally air his episode, then when Adam would bring in the clip to air on Loveline. It was short, but well worth the wait.
Meriam calls again around 39 minutes in. How the hell did they not notice immediately now that they busted her already. Kinda pathetic.
lol so CLEARLY Miriam. Drew must have been especially underslept that night.
Me and my buddies always used to describe the same type of ugly broads as “Geddy Lee”, that’s kinda crazy–We didn’t grow up in the 70’s or anything, but still old enough where I know who he is. Google Geddy Lee. Trust me it’s funny.
I love when she say no 1:04:44
Good episode includes Drew’s crank Yankees bit, another cal from Miriam, and Carolla complains more then usual.
Anderson is gone next week, he might be sort of checked out, not too many drops.