Sunday, July 13th, 2003
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Adam is in Chicago. Earlier that day he played in a celebrity softball game. There are several bogus calls this night. Adam and Drew mention that they can always tell when a full moon is out by their callers. Interesting call from a 19 year old who just lost her virginity. She gave it up on a one-night stand to a guy in a band. When Drew asks if she used birth control, she says that there is no way she could be pregnant . About a minute later, it comes out that they didn’t use a condom and she isn’t on the pill. Drew tells her to get the morning after pill.
Early in the show, Missy Elliott’s Gossip Folks is played as they come back from a break. Drew makes a rare demand and asks that it be played every time they come back from commercial. A couple of times during the show, Adam talks during the song and Drew tells him to be quiet so that he can listen to the lyrics
A girl calls in and very casually works into the conversation that her mother locked her in her bathroom for the last two years, and has just recently been removed from her custody and placed in a foster home. Drew says “woah woah woah, slow down, you tossed that in as if you were telling us she made you toast for breakfast.” He wants her to elaborate.
The mother would let her out to eat three times a day in the beginning but then cut it down to once a day. If her life didn’t sound shitty enough already, she also reveals that she got paralyzed at the age of 6 by being pushed off of a piece of playground equipment.
Caller: “I feel much better now that I’m not in that environment. I’ve done a complete 360.”
Adam: “180. 360 puts you back in the bathroom again.”
A guy calls in who can’t maintain an erection with his girlfriend. They ask if he’s stressed and he says he’s doing some volunteer work and it’s really not going well right now.
Adam: “Hold on, it’s volunteer work? How bad can it be going? What’s the worst case scenario, you quit and don’t get your nothing paycheck?”
The kid goes on to reveal that he does volunteer work for the local police and he’s just recently been implicated in something and will have to go to court soon. The guys don’t press him for an explanation about this for some reason. It’s likely the kid wouldn’t have been able to go into detail, but they barely even ask about it. That’s far more intriguing than his limp dick.
Adam Carolla on impulses: “Here’s the deal, everybody. Look, everyone has impulses. My impulse is to scratch my ass vigorously and then sniff it. But I don’t do it when I’m on tv.”
Regarding the caller who was locked in the bathroom by her mother, the reason the courts care about Native American heritage in child permanency placement cases (finding an adoptive family for a foster child) is due to a law that states that native Americans children should be kept with Native American families of the same tribe, ostensibly in order to help preserve the tribe and due to cultural mutuality.
Weird energy night. Drew is all amped up. Adam is mostly in a good mood (he praises Chicago) until he goes to tell a story about his lookalike Ed Kranepool. Drew tries to participate and Adam has a meltdown and doesn’t finish the story.
Drew does some bad math saying that a caller’s girlfriend has gone from 115 to 155 and she has gone up 50% in weight.