Adam starts off the show discussing Carnie's gastric Bypass he refers to it as plastic surgery and of course she gets offended, Carnie blabs on about her surgery and her recent playboy offer for a few minutes.

A young woman calls up and asks if she has a problem because she uses a vibrator she found every day, this leads Carnie to reveal that she found her mothers vibrator as a child and stole it from her.

Adam then recounts the time he used one of his mom's spent tampon applicators as a telescope all while making they slide whistle sound he then also vaguely recounts finding his mothers vibrator as a child.

A young woman with multiple personalities calls in and Adam and Drew ask her all about her various mental health issues, Adam then brings up the guy who flipped out at work and killed some coworkers with a sword, a recent new headline at the time.

Adam then goes of on the "NRA'holes" who are probably thrilled that a guy killed his coworkers with a sword as opposed to a gun.

Adam then goes off on how his dream is to be a judge on on a competition show, he then recounts the time he was a judge on the new Star Search and how easy it was.

Carnie discusses being a judge on the show FAME, a short lived MTV reality competition based off the movie and tv series of the 80s.

Carnie discusses her comments being edited out by MTV, Adam "...you just srtart yelling the N word over and over and over again and theres nothing they could do about it, just go nuts, you pull your penis out.....It's alright? S'alright, n word"

Adam goes off on proud black women in there 50s drive him nuts he then uses Debbie Allen and Felicia Reshad as examples, Drew asks him to clarify with a "wha..?".

Adam then explains that these women speak as if you are hanging on every word and then he further expounds on how they are extreme blowhards.

Adam goes off on the song "The Streak" and what a bizarre song it was, Adam then gives a rendition of The Streak and Ahab the Arab by Ray Stevens.

Adam goes of on how you can't blame Anderson, Tera DCMTGD or producer Ann for not knowing any of the references he throws out, he then sarcastically gives an example of why they can't know anything or any person that existed before they were born.

Adam then threatens to find the best of Ray Stevens and how he is going to force everyone to listen to a little "guitar zhan".

Adam goes off on how he likes Wilson Phillips he then mentions that his old roommate Ralph Garman had their CD about 9 yrs prior and how much he enjoyed the music even though its not "dude music".

A caller discusses her parents having sex in front of her when she was 11-12, everytime they would go on a trip they would do it in the same hotel room with her sleeping nearby.

Adam goes of how know one is more casual with interesting/shocking information than Loveline callers, Drew then explains that they have 0 insight and cant understand the impact these events have had non them.

Adam asks about why Wilson Phillips broke up and if they were fighting at the time, Adam "..you were the fat one back then....", Adam really pries out all kinds of info from Carnie in regards to the dynamics of the group.

A very slow young man calls up, Adam first mocks him for having the cadence of a 12yr old and then transitions into the Mexican soap going on at his job site with his mexican employees, apparently Roberto and Flavio had a falling out and are no longer getting along, Adam hen goes off on the "retarded Machismo" of the mexican people.

Drew mention he works with a nurse who can't help laughing when she hears terrible news or bad information, Adam claims he yawns when he hears bad news and it leads everyone to believe he is disinterested in their information.

Adam "...yes that's why I had to kill 'em, make 'em pay just like my mom...".

Adam inquires as to where Carnie's films the show FAME for MTV, she reveals its at the Hollywood center studios coincidently the Man Show and MTV Loveline were both filmed there too.

Adam goes off on how women can be dangerous, he then gives an example of how when he would goof around with hit sister roughhousing as a kid she would always elevate it by going "for an iron or something" and attempting to cause physical harm, Carnie is in disbelief and does think it is common place, Drew then comments he knows quite a few people who were stabbed with a pair of scissors or a crocheting needle by their sister while playing as kids.

Adam "..You have to get to your inner angry cooze....", Carnie and Drew "hahahahahaha".

Adam then does a great VO for a book based of his Idea and then comments on how book advertisement on TV or the radio never work on him.

Adam "...I wanna thank Bryan, yeah YEAH BUDDY, YOUR NUMBER 1 coffee dude.....".