Tuesday, June 24th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Several lesbian callers, including one who makes $10/hour and thinks her stripper girlfriend is only interested in her money. Good smoke detector call. Source of caller saying, "You're a dick to a lot of people on the air."
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Size: 42.11 MB
Length: 1:31:59
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Several lesbian callers, including one who makes $10/hour and thinks her stripper girlfriend is only interested in her money. Good smoke detector call. Source of caller saying, “You’re a dick to a lot of people on the air.”
crazy stoner freestyle rapping! “my little person” screwball! high-roller at $10 an hour! 50 hobopower! “you’re a dick to a lot of people on the air!” more lesbian drama + smoke detector! chill pill! bathing caller!
Solid show!
A girl calls in who has a poem about weed because Adam “is on a weed trip tonight.” Adam tells her that she must be talking about last night’s show. The East Coast gets a day delay since the guys do the show at midnight Los Angeles time. Drew says that their affiliates have asked them not to reveal that fact to the listeners. Back when I listened on the radio, I never knew the show was delayed by a day.
Anyway, the girl’s poem is all about loving her weed. The guys tell her it’s not a good sign to be a 25-year-old “professional” as she describes herself, who writes poems about weed. They talk to her a little more and find out her husband lays carpet for a living. As they end the call, they ask her to write a poem about laying carpet next time. She freestyles a poem for them, and I’m not saying it’s brilliant, but for doing it off the top of her head it’s actually really good. The guys give her props and she is somewhat redeemed.
Adam says he has a little sack smell going on tonight. Drew says “yeah I was gonna say, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you wearing short pants before.”
Adam: “Yeah, you know the kids are just calling them shorts these days Drew.”
lol. I never understood why people say “short pants.” Seems redundant. Drew claims he said it to make it clear that Adam was in shorts and not “knickers” or a bathing suit. I think “shorts” would’ve covered it, but whatever, to each his own.
The girl who makes $10/hour and thinks her girlfriend is only after her for her money is slightly confused. Her GF is a stripper and likely makes at least ten times what the caller makes. When Adam asks her directly “who makes more money, you or her?” the caller says the stripper. Adam asks her “then why do you think she’s after you for your money?” but Drew steps right on it before she can answer and asks her a different question. Frigging Drew.
Adam reveals that the original title of Crank Yankers was supposed to be Prank Puppets, but the Comedy Central lawyers wouldn’t allow them to because it “implied malice” and if they got brought into court they’d take them for all they were worth. Adam says this is when he realized lawyers were all pussies and idiots.
Lots of lesbian callers tonight, one of whom mentions the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade. Adam says LA had their parade recently. I always love when Adam gets on the Gay Pride Parade kick. He says it’s “a lot of 40-year-olds in assless chaps being tugged down the street by their partners by their nipple clamps. Don’t worry gays, that respect you so richly deserve is coming really soon.” lol. That quote is from his book In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks and one of the many reasons gay people aren’t fans of his.
During that call, the guys hear a smoke detector go off. The caller says it’s her friend’s house, and at her house she completely pulled the battery out of the smoke detector once it started beeping. Drew laughingly says for all that effort, she could’ve just changed the battery. Adam says he’s all for people just pulling the batteries out because it’s society’s last chance for Darwinism. Let all of them go up in flames.
41:50 drop origin “You’re a dick to a lot of people on the air.”
Smoke detector around 0:54:00
“…more coffee, by the way.” I laughed out loud. Call starts at 30:25
Smoke detector call and a bunch of dumb chick callers. Decent episode
The rap at the beginning was very good! Especially the freestyle. “Your a sick to a lot of people on the air” source. Good episode. Ready for more lightning round!
It’s always a good time when Anderson repeatedly drops “chill pill.” Drew talks about being on Bill O’Reilly the previous week.
Perfect classic episode