Thursday, May 29th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Girl who thinks her boyfriend cheated because she left her "clothing in a basket" (HILARIOUS); caller who humps his mattress inspires Adam to do his "versatile jacker" routine.
Recording Info:
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Size: 42.06 MB
Length: 1:31:53
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
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Calls & Tags (4)
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Cynthia, F
Boyfriend must be cheating since he folded some laundry. Least comprehensible Loveline call ever and, somehow, the best.
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A Racoon, F, 20
Thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her because she found her clothes folded and placed in a basket
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Miriam (as "Maria"), F
Loathsome serial caller Miriam and her nails-on-a-chalkboard abrasive voice. "Oh, I'm sorry, did I do sithing wrawnk?" "I'm sawwwreee!" UGH.
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Girl who thinks her boyfriend cheated because she left her “clothing in a basket” (HILARIOUS); caller who humps his mattress inspires Adam to do his “versatile jacker” routine.
Also, towards the end of this episode is the birth of Adam’s bit from his talk show called “Slippery Slope Guy.” He actually does the exact “Assisted Suicide” sketch of the “Slippery Slope Guy” bit; hilarious.
Some dick dribbling talk, and Adam’s ninja-link ability to keep dry.
drew’s a dribbler
Adam-Why do plumbers make so much money?
Caller- Because the world would suck without us.
Those are not your personal abortion stairs. Those are the apartment’s abortion stairs.
This episode has my favorite call of all time. Cynthia, who is convinced her boyfriend is cheating because he folded some laundry, spends 8 minutes with Adam and Drew grilling her and barely gets closer to an answer. They keep going back to her and eventually solve the mystery.
I made another great Loveline discovery: “Laundry in the basket” caller Cynthia is the same Cynthia who made the “cooze is on the fritz/gym manager” call on 2003-01-14.
Beyond the obvious similarities (both named Cynthia, both 20) and the same slight Midwestern accent, in January she said she’d been with her boyfriend for 9 months; 4 months later, she says it’s been a year. And it’s far from shhhhhhocking that a guy who says “Maybe your pussy’s busted” (still makes me LOL) would also cheat.
Here’s a clip of the call, btw:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ocbnkkiaw8cck8q
Possible Miriam prank call around 12:00, going by Maria this time. I can’t stand this bitch, just the way that she whispers the whole time and never stops breathing into the fucking phone.
I was just going to say that. Maria is one fake bitch
It’s always hilarious to hear Adam’s comments spoken back to him out of context. Early in the show, a girl calls in who says her best friend is really into Wicca and is always trying to get her into it.
Caller: “We had a big argument about it and the only comeback I had was ‘Wiccans are all just a bunch of fat chicks who like to recycle.'”
lol.
Haven’t you ever heard of an Ass Baby?
I agree. The caller around 12:00 is Miriam. She always makes the same kind of escalations and themes. Why Drew and Adam didn’t catch onto these same escalations and themes is beyond me. I really hope she dies fat and alone.
Am I crazy do a disproportionally high number of first callers turn out to be bogus? Does anyone have any insight into this?
Fuck people are stupid. I feel like the string of callers in the last 10 minutes all are bogus or just have brain tumors.
Maria is definitely Miriam, same voice same escalation and not wanting to end the conversation. I can’t wait to hear the episode where they bust this broad.
Christ, do I despise Miriam. The last fake call she did prior to this episode, with the waterworks, piling on with fabricated details about getting groped in cars, and endless “I’m sawwrreeee!”s, was probably her all-time most infuriating.
The breathy voice and nasal whining timbre is in full force here, though. Anyone know what her final bogus call tally was? And when they finally popped her?
Haha was going to comment about how Maria was definitely Miriam, but I see I’m not telling anyone anything they don’t know. But it really is amazing she got away with this for so long, when drew recognizes voices the way he does.
Please. Gay Brian and Miriam are two most prolific bogus callers, yet never has drew recognized their voice. Perhaps his ability is overblown.
The girl who said her boyfriend idolized Kurt Cobain had to be fake.
Episode strangely light on drops (aside from a couple including the Kenneth skull one). Anderson doesn’t even have any during the “end of the week thank-you’s” .. wonder if he was instructed to tone it down again? Will have to see with these upcoming episodes.