Wednesday, May 28th, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Length: 1:32:08
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A strange call about a girl whose roommate has legitimate ants in her pants. Bizarre but sounds bogus.
Funny bit on 16 year olds not prepared to manage the biological realities of having sex. (00:26:20 )
Great rag on PSA’s (00:34:00), including the one with Malik Yoba and the one where Anderson adds gunshots.
The first half of the show is a pretty good example of a standard and solid episode. A strong start, but the last half is so-so.
Some highlights:
It starts with Adam complaining about left-turn arrows and recounts being stuck behind stupid drivers. This sets him off on a big rant about drivers in LA and all the wasted time in traffic.
Adam nearly hangs up on the first caller because she won’t speak up when they first address her, but she squeaks by.
Adam goes on a rant about Fear Factor gross-out stunts being broadcast in the early evening yet he gets bleeped after midnight on JKL for saying “bejesus” and “a-hole.” This gets him going on religion. You can feel the genuine anger and frustration. Good stuff.
Adam has Anderson play some of the PSAs that run during commercial break, and everyone has a good laugh.
And this is all in (roughly) the first half of the show.
The rest of the show is pretty standard.
“Hi I’m Adam Carolla. I know I joke around a lot on the radio, but cornholing is no laughing matter.”
A girl calls in and starts by saying that her roommate has ants in her pants. The guys pause for a second and ask what that means. We’ve all heard the expression, but in this case that’s all the info she gives so the guys ask what she means so she’ll elaborate. Is her roommate just a busy body who can’t stop bouncing around, is she a worrier or just constantly anxious? Nope. She has literal fucking ants in her pants. She goes to take a shower, drops her underwear, then when her roommate (the caller) goes to take a shower after, she finds her pants with ants crawling in them. This gets the guys going on the ant problems in their respective houses, which they hilariously discussed a few ‘no guest’ episodes back. This time ’round, Adam gets into how the ants always work themselves into a crazed frenzy.
Adam: “They’re like black kids in a public pool.”
Drew: “…………………………..”
Adam: “You know what I’m talking about.”
Adam decrees that chicks are retarded and notorious liars, and that this probably happened one time and the girl is exaggerating. Drew says take care of your ant problem, not her underwear problem.
A 36-year-old woman calls in to say she’s always had problems enjoying sex. She went to get a vaginal piercing but the guy told her her hood was too big to do it.
Adam: “That must’ve been a delightful conversation to have with a stranger. With a peacock tattooed on his neck.”
The guys try to figure out what went wrong in her life. She says nothing.
Adam: “You’re 36-years-old and you’re getting your hood pierced, something went wrong.”
He then tells her that she sounds like 10 miles of bad road. lol. I love that. She really does have that weathered, beaten down sound to her.
The 10-minute traffic rant to start the show goes on and on and on and on
Post-birthday blues? Adam is just insufferable for at least 80% of the show. Probably worst show of 2003 so far.