Thursday, May 1st, 2003
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Drew announces he went on an eating binge earlier in the day. He managed to eat a hamburger, 2 bags of peanuts, chicken and rice, 2 big pieces of quiche, a bowl of macaroni and then stopped at a donut shop on the way to the show.
Anderson pipes up out of nowhere to ask Drew why he didn't get a dozen donuts for everyone else when he was at the donut shop.
Adam goes off on Drew getting paged every night at 12:05 by either his wife or the hospital and why they don't realize he's doing a radio show at that time.
Caller Christina is super-obsessed with Adam. She used to pray that he wouldn't get married and cried all day when he did get married.
Adam mentions living on a futon with The Weez.
An attempt is made with caller Angela to act out a phone conversation she is going to have with her boyfriend but completely messes it up. When asked about the Holocaust, she is clueless.
Terra don't call me Tara apparently hasn't let caller Alan get on the air for about a year. Tonight, Bald Bryan picked up and he got right through.
A couple callers try to give advice about what kinds of food they eat to get gas.
Adam talks about being dragged to his wife's friends' weddings and how she always gives him the "be nice" speech.
High school cafeteria food is compared to prison food.
Drew can't take a compliment and Adam has to yell at him.
The All American Rejects bumper is played and Adam comments on how much he likes it. This is because it sounds like Better Than Ezra. They were on the show in 1996 and a tape exists but the retard that has it refuses to trade for anything other than Better Than Ezra material she doesn't already have, drives me nuts.
Drew interrupts Adam's theory of blaming farts by mentioning a cat box and Adam has to yell at him.
A male African American caller goes off on adult films about squirting and rattles off some amusing titles.
Adam and Drew misses the talk about snakes shedding their skin and hermit crabs outgrowing their shells that they used to get back when they were kids.
Coming back from the break into the last segment, Adam starts to do a lightning round but gives up after about a minute. He quickly goes into a rant about how much he hates L.A. weathermen
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Caller Christina starts out sounding just like Miriam, doing that slightly weepy sounding voice, then the thing Miriam does where she finishes a sentence, swallows loudly with a slight lip-smacking sound, audible air intake, followed by more whispery fast-talk cadence.
Even though Drew messed up the blaming farts thing, I found his cat-box answer hilarious.
Girl calls in who has concerns about the bumps on her boyfriend’s penis. He tells her it’s just a shaving rash but she doesn’t believe him and thinks it might be an STD. The guys tell her not to do anything sexual with him until he gets it checked out. For some reason she does a 180 at this point and says “yeah, but he says he just got it from shaving.” lol, wtf? Adam wants to do a little role play with young Angela.
Adam: *bringg bringg* “Hello, hello?”
Angela: “Hey.”
Adam: “Hey baby”
Angela: “Okay, you need to go to the doctor and get those bumps checked out.”
Adam: “What are you talking about? That’s just from shaving.”
Angela: “They don’t look like they’re from shaving, they look pretty nasty.”
Adam: “What are you, who are you that pussy Dr. Drew?”
Angela: “Um no, but…those look nasty.”
Adam: “Yeah, nasty to you. You barely got your GED. I GOT my GED.”
Angela: “Yeah right buddy you didn’t even go to school.”
Adam: “Yeah well so what, I still know what a shaving rash looks like, now get over here so I can sex you down.”
The role playing devolves into a big mess with Angela not understanding what the guys are asking her to do. They end the call by asking her if she’s heard of the holocaust and she of course hasn’t. Hoo boy.
Please god don’t let me have a kid that doesn’t know what the holocaust is
00:26:06 Adam roleplaying with caller, always funny
You don’t need the condom to “FORK”…
“Christina” is Miriam, without a doubt. She also called sometime in April; these are among her earliest calls.
The caller who said sugarless candy would make Adam fart may have been right. I remember in a biology course the professor said some of the types of sugar replacements that are used for that sort of thing make gut microbes go nuts.