Monday, December 16th, 2002
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam asks Drew how Good Morning America went. He said they were pressed for time as usual and tried to fit too many things into the one segment. Adam compares this to making a smoothie with too many ingredients, it just ruins it.
Adam rants about Dr. Marcel. Dr. Marcel invited Adam to come and have some laser work done to the back of his neck. Along with the treatment not doing any good, Dr. Marcel charged Adam full price for having it doe.
Adam wants to bring back the move where the guy takes a swig of a beer and slides the bottle across his forehead. This causes him to go on a rant about how horrible Gatorade (day-glow crap) and Mountain Dew (Nectar of the Tards) are. They conclude it's made for 22 year old retarded people. Drew does defend Gatorade Frost though.
A latino guy calls in about a girlfriend he suspected was cheating on him. Adam points out the word "cheating" when said in the Latino accent sounds like the "S" word. When he asks the caller to repeat the word Anderson objects because he has to edit it out. Adam then asks about the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and the guy gets dropped when he attempts to pronounce it. Finally he is subject to the Volvo/Sabb test and passes.
A female caller says she works on cars. Adam quizzes her with some car questions but she doesn't do too well.
This show being a little over a week before Christmas, Adam brings up the time his mom didn't buy a Christmas tree and leaned a branch against the wall. He also talks about his Grandparents substituting a rubber plant for a Christmas tree.
When Adam announces he may have some gas he asks Anderson why he can like punk rock and hockey but doesn't find gas funny.
Adam talks about doing Crank Yankers with Seth Mcfarlane and a wasted Andy Dick.
Adam points out Drew always knows when a call will be bad. This is because Adam chose to talk to a kid was on hold for a long time even though Drew wasn't planning on talking to him. The guy is not a very enervating caller.
Recording Info:
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Size: 41.83 MB
Length: 1:31:23
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Decent show. Good description below in the comments.
20:00:16 For my friend Jaime, who pronounces Bellevue as VellBue.
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00:20:16
In this episode Adam firmly states that he WILL NOT have a pussy for a kid. Now all he talks about is what a pussy his son his. Awesome.
01:15:30 “I will not have a pussy for a kid.”
lol Kevlar. I like his quote about his son from In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks.
“I now know my son is gonna be gay. At this point, I just pray he’s a top.”
He does not call his son a pussy, he says he’s just a quiet, cautious well mannered kid in stark contrast to his daughter. You’re a dick, shame on you for talking that way about a 7 Y/O.
Yeah, he just called his son quiet and cautious a couple weeks ago on the podcast. Oh wait…nope, he called him a full-blown wuss.
The contempt they show for TV talk shows at the first of the show is awfully ironic considering Drew’s HLN show… Poor Drew…
14:05 was the best part of the show