Tuesday, December 3rd, 2002
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Length: 1:30:49
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” How many gallons of water are you hitting your cooze with every week? Millions? Once every night? This is why the Taliban hates this country.”
-Ace.
Adam:Where did you go to finishing school?
Caller: No. I am not even graduating.
Adam: Shiii-ocking!
lol hilarious episode.
Adam’s impersonation of a smoker 15:40 or so.
New York Frank calls with his girlfriend’s hot mom at 1:07:18.
Adam asks a caller to describe the sound it makes when he’s frenching his girlfriend. He pretty quickly comes up with that it sounds like “stirring macaroni.” For a Loveline caller, this is actually a rather genius–if not totally disgusting–answer to that question. Drew says it’s clever, but Adam says he thinks they’re giving him too much credit. But seriously, for a caller of this show it’s a pretty solid answer, especially because the kid very casually comes up with it and pretty quickly too. Usually when Adam is sniffing out a bogus call he berates the callers for not being able to think on the fly and come up with fake answers for very direct questions like “when were you born?” He tells the callers he doesn’t even care about the occasional bogus call as long as they participate in the process. Whether this kid is bogus or not, he’s definitely participating in the process. Kudos to you kid. Wherever you are.
The second-to-last caller is a girl who is half black/half white, and she’s dating a white guy from Tennessee. She says his brother and his friends are all racist and mess with him about dating a mixed girl. She called his house and the brother said “no he’s at a KKK rally right now, he’ll call you back” and then hung up on her. She says his friends all use the N word around her too. She says they went to Oz Fest in Atlanta and there were no black people there and all the white people were messing with them so much that the boyfriend had to get in a bunch of fights to defend her. She says she went to a skating rink with him and somebody called her a nigger.
Adam says why do you keep going to Tennessee? She says because her grandparents who are white live there and she goes to church with them.
Adam: “Did the priest use the N word while you were there?”
She really does make it sound like everywhere she goes people are just screaming racial slurs at her and trying to fight her boyfriend.
Anyone know where the two drill sergeants yelling is from?
The drill sergents were on the show a few years before this.
deepsnare: The drill instructors from Boot Camp were on the show in May 2001.
Adam references this Snoop Dogg Crank Yankers call in the first segment (they recorded in Las Vegas a week or two earlier) : https://youtu.be/NIWEAaby2-8