Tuesday, October 1st, 2002
Guest: Kristy Swanson
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
promoting her Playboy pictorial, she is the only guest I remember hearing hesitate when Ace asked if it was ok to look at the magazine in front of her.
A caller rates the show an 8 and congratulates Ace on his recent marriage, Drew then makes fun of Adam's wedding ring.
The caller also suggests that Adam would be perfect as a cast member on Seinfeld to which Adam replies the show has been off the air for 4 years and then Ace delves into a "Bizarre" discussion about being inserted into programs that are airing in syndication similar to how advertisements use old footage from films and television.
Adam " I would like to enter like all the, I Love Lucy and Honeymooners"
Drew "do they have to be like, 20 or 30 years old.....?"
Adam "....no I'll do Caroline in the city, I'll be the wacky neighbor"
Kristy is a fairly dumb guest but she is decent enough, doesn't really add much though.
Adam discusses his infamous history with the Big5 raft box model(s) and how he would spend time just staring at the pictures of women on the Raft boxes.
He also brings up a recent trip to a store and glancing at the current raft boxes and noticing how attractive the women still are on all of the pool related accessories.
(I completely forgot about this part of the story)
Adam recalls becoming so obsessed with the woman pictured on the box that he now as an adult actually copied down all the info for the company and then called the company in an effort to find out the name of this model 13 years later.
Kristy makes a Man Show reference.
Adam invents BBS Bong Balls Syndrome, and discusses how his buddy the Wheeze suffers from the condition.
Adam very briefly recounts the time he "beat up" a kid while working at McDonald's.
He also mentions the time him Ray and Snake encountered a punk harassing people in the Galleria parking lot during the mid 80s and how the guy pulled out a Nunchaku/flail/chain type weapon.
He recounts the beating they gave the punk and how he was begging for his life and the injuries inflicted to his buddy Snake who had a chain mark around his whole torso.
Kristi "He couldn't even open the magazine with one hand, hahaha"
Adam " Oh.. your laughing now but I..when I get home I'll wipe that smile off your face!"
Drew "hahahahahaha" (fist pounding console in background)"
Kristi" hahahahahaha, that is hilarious!"
Adam" it's gonna be good times...."
Near the end of the show Adam mentions off hand "Kristi you dated Alan Thicke, right?"
Kristi is caught off guard and admitted they dated when she was 17 and he was 40.
Adam then inquires to how she met him, she was working on the WB lot and met him when she was 16.
Adam "That son of a bitch Alan Thicke, that son of a bitch!"
Anderson "He dated one of my old girlfriends too, when she was REALLY young, he's creepy!"
Kristy " Oh, there's a shocker!"
Adam " he's Americas dad, why can't he hump all of his kids?"
Anderson" Not Circumcised!"
Kristy turns into a much better guest towards the end of the show, And Dr.Drew discusses her once appearing on Loveline with Alan Thicke many years ago but she claims she doesn't remember.
Drew makes an effort to delve further into her feelings on the subject of dating an older man.
This episode contains CS(Classic Stories) RN(Right Now)
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Length: 1:32:31
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Kristy is one of the dumbest guests I have ever heard on the show, then again, I tend to avoid guest shows.
Kristy sure is a box of rocks- entertaining show though.
I especially enjoyed Adam’s rant about young punks getting what they’ve got coming.
Kristy is stupid; unadulterated stupidity. But, to her credit, she has the sense to not say a word.
At one point Adam says “Kristy, what do you think about that?” Then “You have no idea, do you?”
Solid Show
It’s funny, any time theres a hot chick episode, you look at the comments and it’s all about what a stupid cunt she is. You go down the list and have a chuckle, perhaps even gleefully pile on (until @L ruins everyone’s fun by essentially reminding us that we’re just mad they would never talk to us)…
Then every once in a while it’s a stupid cunt you’ve had a crush on since “Pretty in Pink”, and you get all insulted for a moment before you realize what a dumbass you are.
Probably just me.
Oh wow. I thought the “she’s stupid” comments were exaggeration but NOOOOOOO. She was the blonde in Ferris Bueller who talked about one of her “friend’s boyfriend’s sister’s best friend…” That’s her real personality. Super dumb.
wow @knucklhd, no offense but you sound like you would fit right in with the average Loveline caller; “stupid cunt” not once but twice lol.
Last two callers r interesting characters. Solid show
Look who’s talking Krupocin. Nice reading comprehension, “doctor”.
There’s an epic amount of raft box model talk. RAFT BOX MODEL.
Kristy’s not the brightest, but she laughs at Ace’s jokes throughout the show and seems to have a pretty good time.
Adam’s got a couple of good lines, but the calls and Kristy’s involvement are a little disappointing.
Smoke Alarm at 32 minutes
Bong Ball Syndrome. Hillarious
Adam: “Yeah, BBS. The balls will actually grow around the bong holding it in place so you don’t need to use your hands. But then you have to ask your buddy’s balls to release the bong, and sometimes they get belligerent. You know BBBS.”
The story about Kristy and Alan Thicke provides a bit of insight into why Robin Thicke is such a douche.
Anderson tells us about his ex girl that left him for Allen Thick. Also a story about his ex getting her ariola shrunk because they were huge. The guest is ditsy at first but starts cracking jokes and pulls herself together mid way through.
She cracks a couple good little jokes, I don’t think she was dumb, just nervous or wasn’t ready for the style of the show. Kind of a weird booking in the first place.
Kristy joked that when they give women an areola reduction they should switch the nipples. I personally think that is hilarious.
They established early on in the show that Kristy is a bit of an airhead and I feel like they kept that assumption the rest of the show. She is a bit of an airhead tho