Thursday, August 22nd, 2002
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam and Drew rehash the previous night infamous Holocaust call.
A great Nic Cage/John Woo rant, Drew claims to be going to Adam's bachelor party even though he eventually bailed out.
Recording Info:
Added: 8/2/2017
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Size: 41.99 MB
Length: 1:31:44
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
Adam: “By the way, what’s happened to Nic Cage? You think he has a brain tumor? Have the last eight Nic Cage movies just been basically gay porn? What happened to Nic Cage?”
At this point it’s only 2002. Nic Cage goes on to make sooo many more ridiculous movies until he just becomes a parody of himself to the point where you almost have to believe he’s in on it.
Adam: “I just wish the American public wasn’t so goddamn stupid and would just say that movies like that just suck royal ass. It’s the people who like American cars, thick crust pizzas, and cake. They like movies like Face Off and Broken Arrow and Con Air.”
Not only do I like American cars, thick crust pizza, and cake, but I also like all those movies. TIL Adam Carolla would hate me.
If you like thick crust pizza you are a simpleton. That is an objective fact.
2024 and nic cage is still making awful movies
The guys discuss legal prostitution in parts of Nevada.
Adam: “They even have mother/daughter teams.”
Drew: “No!”
Adam: *whispers* “Oh yeahhhh.”
Drew: “How do you know about that?”
Adam: “What I like to do is the trifecta where I nail grandma too. I start with grandma and I work my way down to daughter and it’s like flipping through pages of a photo album. What I do is I nail the grandma, then I have the mom put on garb from the 1960’s, then I have the daughter put on a flapper costume from the roaring 20’s. So it’s like I’m banging grandma when she’s 78 and when she’s 17. it’s cool. Wanna do that with me?”
Drew: “No thanks.”
the Nic Cage/John Woo rant was fucking awesome.
I love this episode, its great radio and super fun.
Is it just me or does Rick at 1:22:00 sound like Patrick, the mercenary position guy from this show? http://www.lovelinetapes.com/shows/?id=3070&h=ZDUyYjcxMTk
Caller: “…and we accidentally had sex.”
Dr. Drew: “You got penis on my vagina.”
Adam: “No, you got vagina on my penis.”
Adam: “So does the adrenal gland produce something other than adrenaline?”
Drew: “Oh yeah. A bunch of things.”
Adam: “Really! That’s like orange juice comin’ from a cow.”
Decent show, good callers. Anderson gets to chime in a bit. Even a little bit of Producer Ann
Regrettably, the near-constant errors in many files in this date range make these MP3s totally unlistenable.
It’s such a shame that so many episode files are corrupted / erroneous.
Which shows, specific example? All of 2002 is getting replaced by a board captured studio tape. I’m into July so far, I’ll upload and swap them as I edit them.
Later in the show a caller schools Adam on Nevada prostitution