Tuesday, April 16th, 2002
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Length: 1:34:15
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Drew is in Nashville, TN
Early in the show a classic Loveline exchange occurs. A girl calls and asks what Adam was talking about with an earlier caller. She wants to know what SA (Sexaholics Anonymous) is.
Adam goes into a skit about how he was calling the caller “ese” like the Mexicans do. The caller thinks he’s serious and just says “ohhh, okay.” Then Drew jumps in to tell her it stands for Sexaholics Anonymous and she laughs because she thinks he’s making a joke.
Adam and Drew revel in how stupid their callers are.
Hilarious awkward silence at 32:15
“king jack off night”
some dumb callers, some bogus calls,
Adam randomly breaks into a hilarious Dr. Viscott impersonation during the 13:00 call.
00:31:36 “I turn lemons into lemonade” CRICKETS! HAHAHAHA…
01:06:45 I know you’re looking good… I KNOW you’re looking good…..LOL!!!
Adam does a little a little sniffling, which is now a trademark of his current show.
Wow, this episode was really funny. Adam is on fire. 5/5
DR. Viscott impression is amazing!
“what was that my friend?”
Adam says that Niki Six from Motley Crue will be the guest tomorrow night which of course prompts Anderson to play “Girls Girls Girls” which of course prompts Adam to spring into his stripper DJ persona.
Adam: “Hey shabba lubba sebla lava dava dava show your appreciation Brittany stage 5, Brittany stage 5.”
Drew: “You should get a job as one of those guys, you’d be good at it.”
Adam: “Yeah those guys have the greatest gig in the world. They’re always like 30lbs overweight but they get to nail a couple of the dancers. You know cuz one of ’em breaks up with her boyfriend so he picks up the pieces. You know he walks ’em out to the car and he’s helping her move the child seat to the back of the van and they’re like “yeah, I got some coke, some guy gave it to me.”
Anderson: “Wouldn’t he still be using that voice though?”
Adam: “Yeah, ‘subba lava dubba dubba salva blabala got some coke lubba luba luvva lavva do a little coke sabla blala lalalasuva how bout I follow you to your dad’s condo? savva lava dubba blabla”
This a great story
Adam is ranting about Florida and Drew asks about the kid who flew the plane into the building in Florida.
He’s referring to this kid Charles Bishop, who went to my high school’s rival East Lake HS (known as Easy Lay) who stole a Cessna 172 and flew the bastard right into the 25th floor of the Bank of America building here in Tampa. He left a suicide note praising Osama Bin Laden and 9/11. Drew mentions that the kid was on Accutane for his acne. He brings this up because the kid’s mother sued the company for $70 million because she says the side effects caused him to do it. Riiight.
Anyway, a girl I went to high school with was pissed that I was dating her friend (who is now my wife) so she spread a rumor the next day at school that it was me who flew the plane into the building. I’m not sure about her strategy on that one considering I was, you know, alive and walking around. Anyway that was back in 2002, and the girl is now morbidly obese. So all’s well that ends well. Except for the kid who stole the plain of course. He’s dead as a goddamn doornail. And he seriously damaged a fern in the corner of the office he flew into.
the funny part about that one Landlubber, is I don’t know about your high school, but at mine you’d be a big wheel as the kid who flew the plane into the office building (and survived). Probably parlay it into some ‘tang. Push at worst.
Girls Girls Girls!!!