Monday, March 11th, 2002 - #1682
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
CLL #1682 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)
03/11/2002 – Monday Night Show
Source – Lost Tape (2021) with Stream Recording (2002) Patches
This episode is 100% complete with a huge audio upgrade. Adam shares the story of travelling to Seattle with Kimmel and the unfortunate shower incident in a motel outside of the city, many fans think this is the best version.
Best version of the story about Jimmy Kimmel beating off in the motel shower.
Adam tells the story of when he and Jimmy made a trip to Seattle for the KROQ morning show back in the day.
They shared a room at a motel that had bad plumbing and Jimmy showered first leaving a a "Sample" behind floating in 6 inches of water that wouldn't drain.
Adam "There's probably hair in there from truckers that have killed thousands of hookers"
Adam was unaware of the "Sample" and after he got in the shower Kimmel banged on the door and yelled:
Jimmy "Watch out I jacked off"
Adam "If a forensic expert was coming over my body, they would probably find some of Jimmy's 1995 Seattle Jiz on my shin"
lots of other great discussions in this episode, they even reference the Infamous Angelica Bridges episode.
Adam forgot the term "Splooser" and a Caller reminds him of it.
This episode has about 10 minutes of music before the show starts so you may want to fast forward, also there are commercial breaks but they are filled with bizarre techno music instead of commercials(I think it has something to do with the stream it was recorded from).
Recording Info:
Added: 8/2/2017
Recorded By: ?
Transferred By: ?
Size: 20.81 MB
Length: 1:30:54
Bitrate: 32kb/s CBR
Best version of the story about Jimmy Kimmel beating off in the motel shower.
Solid show
Paul, 19- 43:00
Drew: What’s your rush to get married?
Paul: Well I am joining the navy and want to her come with me.
Adam: She’s gonna go to Korea to watch you bang whores?
Rant about magazines with sexual tricks to please a man.” Here’s the trick, grow a new vagina”
Caller: “I’m pretty much taking the advice you give everyone. I’m gay and you always tell people not to tell anyone. Well my dad was looking for something in my room…”
Adam: “And he found your Golf Digest?”
Later Adam and Drew discuss the bullshit tips women’s magazines give out on how to please your man.
Adam: “Most guys that have been in a long-term relationship would gladly substitute all those tricks: ‘greet him seductively at the door, put on something skimpy, have a glass of brandy, put some music on, then once in the bedroom start off with a scalp massage, then work your way into a four-finger insert into his rectum.’ Most any guy would trade all that nonsense with the hot bath and shoulder massage thing, for just one semi-decent homeless chick he could bang missionary in the driveway and get away with it.”
Completely off topic and apropos of nothing, I was watching the Norm MacDonald movie Screwed yesterday. Anderson has a few different drops that come from this movie of course: “whoooooo cares?” and “you no good hooligan!” among them. However there’s one that also comes from this movie that I had not idea. Anderson uses a drop that says “shut it ya nag!!” which for years I’ve pictured as Adam Sandler saying it. It just sounds exactly like Adam Sandler. Apparently it’s Danny Devito screaming at the old lady in Screwed. Hmm. I’ll add that to the “well, THIS is wonderful” drop that for years I thought was DAG, but is actually that guy Huell Howser that Adam always talks about.
That is all. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Landlubber, nice find. I knew about “whooooo cares?” but not the other two. The “nag” drop definitely sounds like Devito now that you mention it.
Yeah, pasta, it’s always funny when you’re watching a movie and all of a sudden one of Anderson’s drops smacks you in the face and you’re like “oh, so THAT’S where that’s from.”
That movie Screwed is overall really dumb but there are some really funny parts in it, and now we know, three of Anderson’s drops.
Yeah. I always thought it was Adam Sandler, too. But I haven’t seen Screwed in so long.
Last call of the night, Steve calls and doesn’t enjoy oral sex.
Adam: What’s painful about it? She’s got a retainer?
Steve: huh uh, No, she’s a little little older than that.
Adam:Dentures?
Steve:No
If you listen to the after disaster, listening to all of andersons “stuff” Carolla came up with. Then all of the input he has throughout all of these old LL episodes is aa beautiful thing….one love