Tuesday, February 12th, 2002
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam reads the letter Drew's daughter wrote him asking when he was going to build her a treehouse.
Recording Info:
Size: 126.35 MB
Length: 1:32:00
Bitrate: 192kb/s CBR
Great call near the end. Girl calls in because her boyfriend is on steroids & cannot get hard yet still ends up cumming everywhere. Adam surmises he probably looks good with his shirt off & that is what is important, right?
Be aware. The recording occasionally cuts to music.
Greg with red pubic hair calls around 0:30:00 Does anyone know when he called the first time?
1:26:00 Lightning Round!!!
Classic intro
The ending is freaking halirious lol
Awesome lightening round intro haha
Adam talks about hating ordering flowers on Valentine’s day because they get so intricate and complicated when it’s just a bunch of plants that are gonna die in a week.
Florist: “What we do is we take this boat made of wicker, we call it the floral barge……”
Adam: “Listen, 90 bucks, got it?”
Florist: “We take some baby’s breath….”
Adam: “90! That’s your lid. I want this to look as expensive as 90 bucks can look.”
Drew: “I hope your girlfriend isn’t listening.”
He goes on to say it’s all a competition for women. Women who work in a big office all have to have these ornate bouquets waiting for them to show that they have their man whipped as much as the other women do.
Adam: “And you hear all these commercials now with the ladies talking: ‘chocolate, flowers, that’s not gonna cut it anymore, fellas.’ I’m always like, screw you bitch! You’re lucky you get anything!”
He compares Valentine’s Day to traffic court. Just try to break even and get out of there without getting arrested.
“Guys get together to watch sports and get loaded-girls get together to complain about guys getting together…. what a life that would be”. LOL
Always love it when Adam tells all the pedophiles to go blow their heads off lol
0:47:56 A dude named “Shaquita” calls in; he is a black, very gay man. Sounds like a masculine fat woman with a stuffed up nose. He sounds so much like a parody that I thought it was bogus, but apparently its not, just really really funny.Is indignant about the fact that he called once before re:the “nasty sanchez” and the “hot karl” but never got an answer.
Actually its at 0:46:40 and its hilarious
The “Shaquita” call really is one of my all-time favorites. He sounds like he’s pinching his nostrils closed, which only makes his call funnier. “When he’s in me, or whatever.” “Drew, you know you be a fine man, ohmygoooooodness.”
One of the best lighting rounds I’ve heard yet.
NOTE: Missing the last break!
I laughed out loud too many times to count.
Solid episode until the lightening round