Monday, September 17th, 2001 - #1557
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Adam suggests Drew unwind because he is to busy always helping other people and the recent tragedy(9/11) had a big impact on him.
Adam"If your not miserable your not happy!"
Adam "Go see a matinee on a Monday, ...You know what it's scary but you'll find out you can do it"
Drew"No man, I can't!. When you talk to me like that, it' like I don't even know you"
Adam"LISTEN BROTHER!!"
Adam" I want you to smoke a nice bong load and go play some... go down to the Arcade and you know have a good time see a matinee, you can do it, it feels good"
(I find this concept so funny, what if Drew actually just decided to do this one day. Your at a matinee and you look over "is that Drew" you see him smoking a joint out back and then he tops it off with a couple hours in the arcade playing street fighter and time crisis, very surreal concept)
Adam brings up AIDS candy and the AIDS ambulance company and how horrible it would be once they changed the name of the disease GRIDS to AIDS.
Adam discusses playing in a celebrity golf tournament and the joy of a getting a buzz out in the sun, according to Adam he was by the far the drunkest in his group.
They discuss two members of the kings and Barbra Olsen who died in the attacks of 9/11.
Recording Info:
Added: 8/2/2017
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Size: 42.33 MB
Length: 1:32:28
Bitrate: 64kb/s CBR
1:14:00 dude from Alaska calls in. His son is in the background and yells “ADAM SUCKS DICK!”. Adan gets on the phone with the kid to straighten him out.
Then after that a return call from the 16 year old white trash girl from the 9/5/2001 show who’s pregnant from her 21 year old “fiance”. Turns out she’s decided she’s going to keep the kid. Her “fiance” is now beating her (cue banjo music) and is in jail on 4 felonies. Before he went to jail he banged another girl but the caller claims he’s going to still be there for the child. Adam goes off on her because its against her “morals” to give the kid up for adoption and the fact he can’t grow a pot plant, yet she can pop out a kid if she wants.
LOL @ 1:14:00 !!
Woman calls in who says she knows her husband is sniffing her panties and she wants him to stop. They wonder how she knows he’s sniffing them and not mincing about in them and jacking off. This doesn’t exactly help. lol. Neither does their contention that it might not be the husband, but her 14-year-old son.
They say that women have strange thought patterns about men. That she would see her panties all collected on top of the hamper and immediately think “oh, he must be sniffing them.”
They move on from exactly what he’s doing with the panties since it’s incidental. He’s doing something with them while she’s sleeping and it’s weird. So they accept her premise that he might be sniffing them, but they start asking questions about him and find out he’s a really jealous guy. So Adam says if he’s sniffing them it’s because he’s trying to get a whiff of another dude, and to catch her cheating.
Adam: “It’s not a dog sniffing dook in the yard, it’s a dog sniffing drugs at the airport.”
Another classic analogy from your host, Adam Carolla.
1:29:38 Adam invents Tinder
The Alaska guy call with the crazy kid at the end is phenomenal. Top notch moment
Adam calls a suspected bogus calling chick “Humphrey bog-tard”. Perfect.
Amazing show. Woman suspects that her husband is sniffing panties, Adam suggests he is losing his eyesight