Thursday, August 2nd, 2001 - #1525
Guest: no guest
Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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Show Summary:
Christina, who shows similar lack of interest at Adam's accurate predictions as classic "batting cage caller". A couple different callers who went to jail (stealing starter jackets and possessing coke
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A bunch of good callers, both coherent and spacey.
A woman calls in who wants to know about the potential benefits or just the general effects of a coffee enema.
Adam: “I had a coffee enema once.”
Drew (not sensing a joke coming up and doing his best to step on it): “You? Really?”
Adam: “Yeah, and I really had no problem with it. It actually felt kinda good. It was when they shoved the sugar cubes up my ass. That hurt like hell. Like hell! I should’ve never told them five lumps.”
He goes on to tell her that the only people who take part in this enema crap are the gays and crazy broads. And in fact, the gays are just crazy broads with penises.
Christina: His family don’t live there no more, he moved to Godly I think.
Adam: Oh he’s out in Godly, ironically Satan’s country.
crazy call around 59 minutes in about a guy who’s wife that had a hysterectomy and that after sex her intestines came out!
that is certainly a first…
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A caller displays Adam’s favorite brand of obliviousness and retardation. She throws local town names out as if people will know what she’s talking about or as if they have any relevance to her question. Then Adam says “what does your father do, drive a truck?” and she just says yeah and goes on with her story without pausing to wonder how Adam just guessed exactly what her father does for a living out of the billions of professions he could possibly have.
This is the classic child brain syndrome. Children are stupid and don’t realize that just because they’ve experienced something, doesn’t mean everyone else has too. It’s why children will just walk up to you and launch into a story mid sentence while providing no context whatsoever, but expect you to know what they’re talking about. “…so Jimmy hid it but the teacher said I did it.” Um….what? Children have an excuse for this kind of retardation. It’s always interesting to run into adults who never quite made it past this stage.
Calls like the one from Christina are part of what makes this show great. Inexplicably, she starts off what is essentially a rape call with some random anecdote about her current boyfriend making fun of her ex’s penis size. She then abandons that topic completely and launches into the story of her and her sister going to hang out at some guys’ house. If you were playing “Loveline Caller Bingo”, the game would have ended with Christina. She provided a perfect loveline blend of entertainment with genuine concern and desire to help from Adam and Drew. I particularly liked her “correction” of Adam’s grammar. “He don’t live there no more”. And of course the unsolicited detail when they are inquiring about her dad: “He’s getting rid of mah horse!”. Love this stuff.
Stupid white trash young girl calls in around 17:40 and 2 different jail calls. It really is really is tard night on loveline.