Wednesday, April 11th, 2001 - #1444
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Host: Adam, Dr. Drew
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banner gas night for drew
Drew has gas, Adam does the lightning round. There is also a prank caller named Giovanni at the beginning of the show. Hmmmm…..
12:20 Nice gas outta Drew. Definitely gives Adam a run for his money on this one.
A 38-year-old mother of two named Janice calls in at 26 minutes in and sounds just like every 38-year-old woman seems to, which is to say she’s a massive cunt.
She wonders why her doctor wouldn’t approve her for the morning after pill. The call doesn’t really go the way she wants I guess so she starts getting defensive and….um….cunty. Drew is trying to answer her question and she cuts him off and says “I also have a couple other questions.”
Her first question is something about ways to pass a drug test even though she’s been smoking weed for 37-and-a-half years (shhhocker) and her next “question” is more of a statement in protest of “Allen” always telling women not to have children but never telling men the same thing.
Adam reminds her that like two calls ago he told some idiot felon who was a man not to have any kids. Drew then says that most of the contraceptive responsibility falls to the woman because there aren’t a lot of viable male contraceptives out there, and that once they invent a male birth control…
He can’t finish his sentence with the bitter hag on the line. She cuts him off to attempt a sentence. It comes out a garbled mess but she asks what “Allen” would do with five 13-year-old girls. Um…wut?
Adam: “I’d nail four of them and tell the fifth one to get me a beer.”
Bitter Nag: “I mean if they were your daughters.”
Adam: “Oh, oh. Just oral then.”
The old maid starts arguing with Drew about how long it takes for weed to get out of the system so she can pass her drug test and get her welfare, but Adam puts her on hold.
Adam: “That’s momma ladies and gentlemen. Making all the important decisions in her kid’s lives.”
When they put cooze number one on hold, they switch to a woman named Jade who they put on hold earlier. She starts the call off in fine fashion.
Jade: “That was rude, you guys cut me off, I have a question. I want to know what the five day detox entails.”
Drew: “It entails taking certain medications…..”
Jade cuts Drew off: “What kind of medications?”
Drew: “I’m not going into specifics because it’s different for different programs.”
Jade: “What does that entail, going to a place for a month or a week?”
Drew: “It would be best if you went to a program for at least two weeks.”
Jade: “Okayyyy that’s not possible. Do they have like an outpatient program or something?”
Drew: “Not for opiate addicts, at Las Encinas we won’t take opiate addicts for……
Jade cuts Drew off again: “Okay so that’s a NO.”
Adam then blows up at her for being angry at them because she is strung out on Vicodin.
She continues to be a raging bitch to both of them even though Drew is trying to help her. Anderson plays the “I’m a Bitch” drop.
Drew: “I’m gonna hang up because you need to make those phone calls and get some help.”
In the history of Loveline I’m positive that there were never two bitchier women in a row to call the show. Ever.
The next caller is also a woman but there is some levity. She says her boyfriend’s semen tastes like clams. Adam says it’s because she’s blowing the Gorton’s Fisherman.
Good episode. Drew has gas. Lots of ‘tarded callers. Good times.
The revenge of Drew….. lovely stuff
Your 20, your roommate jacks off all the time you whack off the other half the time good times let me check the time speaking of the time, IT’S 11:51 and…
Look your 20, your roommate jacks off all the time, you whack off the other half the time good times LET ME CHECK THE TIME speaking of the time, ITS 11:51 and…
It’s so strange to hear Adam vigorously complain about someone farting up the studio. It just seems so hypocritical.
lolol drew cuts loose with his ass this episode.
Drew blows Adam up with his ass starting at 12:23
Adam proclaims “Oh…my…GOD!!” to Drew, lmao. Drew getting Adam back as bad as he’s taken it in with his gas the past is Loveline gold.
Adam goes on to state at 14:20 “I can’t believe I’m being offended by someone elses fart!!” Which becomes a drop that is very very rarely used, half a dozen times maybe over the next few years. Pure gold.
Sounds like that was a drop.
Such a funny exchange starting at 34:18
Amber: When I give my boyfriend a blowjob, it tastes like clams.
Adam: Nice
Amber: And it’s really gross.
Adam: Yeah?
Amber: And I just want to know, like, what would cause it to taste like that.
Adam: Are you blowing the Gorton’s Fisherman?